Nerf Rogues

[Whiteyford]

So Like I'm Just Running Around Wsg Minding My Own Business, Happily Attacking Stuff When All Of A Sudden Bam Something Stuns Me And I'm All *** What Stunned Me And He's All Lol I'm A Rogue U Stunned Lol Die And He Like Maces Me Over And Over And Over And I'm Like *** Why Can't I Move Then When I Can Finally Move Again He's Like No Way Your Not Going Anywhere And Then I Can't Move Again I Just Don't Get It *** And Hes Like Smacking Me With His Mace And It Hurts And I Cant Do Anything Then Finally I Can Move Again And Hes Like Lol No And I Start Slowly Walking Around In Circles And It Says Im Blinded And Im Like *** No If Im Blinded Why Cant I Just Run As Fast As I Can In Some Random Direction So What If I Might Hit A Tree I Dont Care Theres A Damn Rogue Somewhere Around Me I Wanna Get The Hell Outta Here But No I Just Keep Walking Around Slowly As He Disappears Again And Im Like *** Stuff Cant Disappear In Rl And I Just Dont Get It So Then He Garrotes Me So Now Im Bleeding Out Of My Neck But Its Okay Because It Stops Bleeding In A Few Seconds And Im Okay But *** That Doesnt Make Sense Slitting Someones Throat And Then They Are A Okay In Like 12 Seconds *** But I Cant Cast Anything Which Is Okay Since Had My Firestone Summoned So I Whack Him A Few Times But He Still Doesnt Die Then He Stuns Me Again And Beats On Me With His Mace Some More Since Apparently Wielding Two Massive Maces Is Stealthy Idk Then He Hits Me With Something Called Gouge And While Im Trying To Figure Out How The Hell He Gouged Me With A Mace He Runs Off And Restealths Seriously He Freakin Gouged Me With A Mace And Im Fine After 5 Seconds I Dont Get It Then He Comes Back And Slits My Throat Again But Im Almost Dead Anyway So It Doesnt Matter And He Beats On Me Some More With His Mace And It Really Isnt Fair Since I Didnt Get To Do Anything Hes At Full Health And Ive Had My Eyes Knocked Out With A Mace Been Blinded Punched In The Damn Kidneys Stabbed In The Eyes Again With A Mace Had My Throat Slit Twice But And Somehow All This Didnt Kill Me So Im Almost Dead Then Bam This Hunter Comes Up And Hes All Like Lol Killsteal And Shoots Me And Im Dead Seriously I Never Even Got To Do Anything Nerf Rogues

[Starbroncs]

....umm ok :eek:

[Javalon]

....umm ok :eek:

That's pretty dang close to what I was thinking! :laugh:

[SBboundBRONCOS]

say what :confused:

i think that may be the strangest thing i have ever read on these boards . . . . . . and thats saying something :goofy:

[*Atwater*]

And this is why you don't do drugs kids. :laugh:

[BroncFanInPA]

I like World of Warcraft, but I prefer to discuss it in English

:cheeky:

[Whiteyford]

I like World of Warcraft, but I prefer to discuss it in English

:cheeky:

ya! someone gets it.

[Starbroncs]

ya! someone gets it.

I knew it was wow, but that paragraph made my head hurt

[Whiteyford]

I knew it was wow, but that paragraph made my head hurt

I took it off the rogue forums. You see rogues are nerfed over and over despite having no place in high end arena. So people put together funny posts like this to make fun of the QQ Nerf Rogues posts.

Btw the last nerf to rogues made we quit wow altogether.

[Starbroncs]

I took it off the rogue forums. You see rogues are nerfed over and over despite having no place in high end arena. So people put together funny posts like this to make fun of the QQ Nerf Rogues posts.

Btw the last nerf to rogues made we quit wow altogether.

ummm ok, btw I havent played it in over 2 years :cheers: