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chazoe60
12-16-2008, 05:16 PM
1. Upon learning of a friends suicide, you say "I hope it wasn't something I said"

2. You notice a friend sitting in the same waiting room as you at a doctors office. As he is telling you, with tears in his eyes, that he "hopes the lump is benign" you interupt and go on for ten minutes about how bad your ingrown toe nails hurt and how the procedure to repair them can cost upwards of $1500.

3. You are stuck in a traffic jam, you stare right past the men loading body parts into the "meat-wagon" at the long line of cars in front of you and mutter "why does this always happen to me?"


Random post because I felt like it. Maybe that makes me a narcissist.

RealBronco
12-16-2008, 05:25 PM
NARCISSIST!!!!


that whole meat wagon thing... that actually was me. (not that bad with body parts or anything...) i closed down the freeway 8 years ago by sliding across the median on solid ice and getting slammed into.

so i'm guessing there were other narcissists backed up for miles wondering why that always happened to them as they passed my mangled truck and the mangled geo...and the jack-knifed semi that barely stopped before plowing into me.


heh.

i hate snow.

CTM
12-16-2008, 07:03 PM
I'm too sexy to be a narcissist. :D