The Weirdest Date I Ever Had....

[Chick4Denver]

The Weirdest Date I Ever Had....

I was at a restaurant last week with this guy, and his mother and stepfather came into the same restaurant, so of course! - my date has to ask them to join us! then they came to the movie with us and everything!!!

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

that would be pretty odd....had you ever met the parents before?

[dandaman23]

Originally posted by Chick4Denver
The Weirdest Date I Ever Had....

I was at a restaurant last week with this guy, and his mother and stepfather came into the same restaurant, so of course! - my date has to ask them to join us! then they came to the movie with us and everything!!!

When I was in 8th grade, I took this girl Carolyn to the movies and he parents came too..I was like..Uhhhh...You guys are staying for the movie...Haha...They sat right next to us too...:(

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
that would be pretty odd....had you ever met the parents before?


no! i'd never met his parents - it was our first date! (and last) ever had a weird experience like that?

[horsesense]

I dated this German girl a few times (Velma), and we could barely undersatnd what was being said to one another, needless to say I knocked the bottom out of it..:D

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
I dated this German girl a few times (Velma), and we could barely undersatnd what was being said to one another, needless to say I knocked the bottom out of it..:D


i dont get what you mean by knocked the bottom out of it. is that stupid of me?

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

Originally posted by Chick4Denver
no! i'd never met his parents - it was our first date! (and last) ever had a weird experience like that?
no, definitely not! i hate meeting parents of dates, especially on the first date....actually, it doesn't matter, if i like the girl, i absolutely hate meeting her parents, but what can you do.

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
no, definitely not! i hate meeting parents of dates, especially on the first date....actually, it doesn't matter, if i like the girl, i absolutely hate meeting her parents, but what can you do.

you mean you hate meeting the girls parents more if you like her?

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

Originally posted by Chick4Denver
you mean you hate meeting the girls parents more if you like her?
yea, because you never know what parents will be like...especially fathers, you know, they want the best for their daughter, and first impressions are so important, i wouldn't want the father of a girl i really like to not like me, get what i'm saying?

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
yea, because you never know what parents will be like...especially fathers, you know, they want the best for their daughter, and first impressions are so important, i wouldn't want the father of a girl i really like to not like me, get what i'm saying?

yeah. although i'm never scared to meet the parents of a guy i'm dating. they always love me! haha. i've been seeing this other guy for about a month - think that means he's my boyfriend?

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
yea, because you never know what parents will be like...especially fathers, you know, they want the best for their daughter, and first impressions are so important, i wouldn't want the father of a girl i really like to not like me, get what i'm saying?

aww but dan how could anyone not like you :D

I am sure you wouldnt have a problem

My solution to all of this though is dont date - Just party hard with everyone equally :rockon:

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

Originally posted by Chick4Denver
yeah. although i'm never scared to meet the parents of a guy i'm dating. they always love me! haha. i've been seeing this other guy for about a month - think that means he's my boyfriend?
not necessarily, depends on the situation.
parents usually like me too!, but you know, sometimes there are people who are just *****s, so they won't like too many people, period.

[dandaman23]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
no, definitely not! i hate meeting parents of dates, especially on the first date....actually, it doesn't matter, if i like the girl, i absolutely hate meeting her parents, but what can you do.

I know what you mean, especially at the age I am at...Whenever I go over to a girls house, most of there dads have the "If you do anything to my daughter" talks...LOL...

[horsesense]

I dont get what you mean by knocked the bottom out of it. is that stupid of me?
It means Tarzans snake made it to Janes hairy jungle. :D

[Elway4King]

Oh lawd! Wait til you hear about my date with Nancy Zerflander! You won't believe your ears! Brace yourself! But first I have to go to the post office.

Cody J. Esquire

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
It means Tarzans snake made it to Janes hairy jungle. :D

wow! that is a most original way to describe it. what if jane's jungle isn't so hairy?

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

that's perhaps the most hilarious thing i've ever heard!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[horsesense]

wow! that is a most original way to describe it. what if jane's jungle isn't so hairy?
Then Tarzan would have no prblem finding the runway would he?

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
Then Tarzan would have no prblem finding the runway would he?

i dont think tarzan would have any trouble with me.

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by horsesense
I dated this German girl a few times (Velma), and we could barely undersatnd what was being said to one another, needless to say I knocked the bottom out of it..:D

LMAO - ahh the good ol days - LOL

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

Originally posted by Chick4Denver
i dont think tarzan would have any trouble with me.
hey now!

[horsesense]

Yea, WHEEEEW!! (wiping sweat from forehead)
thought you had something more to say..;)

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
Yea, WHEEEEW!! (wiping sweat from forehead)
thought you had something more to say..;)

haha, i think this has become a more common trend then men realize. or maybe some do...but just not the guys on this board! haha

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

i've been with more girls that didn't have a runway than did...that's the way it is these days.

american pie 3- "in my day, hair just wasn't an issue"

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
i've been with more girls that didn't have a runway than did...that's the way it is these days.

american pie 3- "in my day, hair just wasn't an issue"

which do u prefer?

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

well, if i'm going downtown, i would rather having nothign there, but if i'm not, i dont 'care all that much, as long as there are signs of grooming:D

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

what about you, which do you prefer?

[horsesense]

bald is beautiful

[orangenblue420]

I dont get that - none is so pre-pubescent - am i the only one that feels that way - i mean dont you at least want to know that she has reached the age of puberty

[horsesense]

duh!!! theres nothing better then that lil triangle right below the bikini line tho...

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

hahahahahahahahaha

[orangenblue420]

I just think theres gotta be a little somethin ya know - have you heard that guys are doing it now :jawdrop:


I heard dudes like Pitt and Cruise were into that

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

Originally posted by orangenblue420
I just think theres gotta be a little somethin ya know - have you heard that guys are doing it now :jawdrop:


I heard dudes like Pitt and Cruise were into that
Yea, i actually know a few guys that went for full waxes, which just sounds downright painful..i think i guy should groom a little...if it's necessary, but otherwise, leave it alone!
when did this craze start?

[horsesense]

Only guys with lil tinnie wiennies do it. Suppose to make it look bigger.. I wouldn't know!!!:D

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
duh!!! theres nothing better then that lil triangle right below the bikini line tho...

i prefer nothing personally. at first i felt the same way as orangenblue about feeling prepubescent. but you get over that fast, its so much easier for both parties.

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
Yea, i actually know a few guys that went for full waxes, which just sounds downright painful..i think i guy should groom a little...if it's necessary, but otherwise, leave it alone!
when did this craze start?

Just recent I think it has to do with the metrosexual phase deal thing - LOL

What would it take for you to get a FULL body wax - LOL

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by Chick4Denver
i prefer nothing personally. at first i felt the same way as orangenblue about feeling prepubescent. but you get over that fast, its so much easier for both parties.

I gotta PM you something -

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

Originally posted by orangenblue420
Just recent I think it has to do with the metrosexual phase deal thing - LOL

What would it take for you to get a FULL body wax - LOL
a shytload of money

[horsesense]

Can I peek? MMMMM My imagination is flowinn like no other....

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
Can I peek? MMMMM My imagination is flowinn like no other....


haha. your imagination is all you'll have

[horsesense]

really?
how'd you know that?

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by horsesense
really?
how'd you know that?

Cause we all know youre married and thats all your allowed to take when leaving the church :D

[horsesense]

BIATCHHHHH!!!!
You know that, but Chick didn't....
Dammmmmmmmm!!

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by horsesense
BIATCHHHHH!!!!
You know that, but Chick didn't....
Dammmmmmmmm!!

oops my bad - LOL

Would you like me to delete it, maybe she hasnt seen it yet - LOL

[horsesense]

Hey you know better, besides Im thinking shes a he, but you knew that already huh?

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by horsesense
Hey you know better, besides Im thinking shes a he, but you knew that already huh?

LOL - well I have a few other secrets I still keep ;) ;)

[horsesense]

do ya now?:D

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
Hey you know better, besides Im thinking shes a he, but you knew that already huh?


HEY! That's not cool. I'm am most certainly a SHE.

[Chick4Denver]

and by the way, orangblue - i responded to your pm

[horsesense]

Yea sure thing "Chick" btw nice adams apple!;)

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
Yea sure thing "Chick" btw nice adams apple!;)


A$$HOLE

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by Chick4Denver
A$$HOLE

Hey - Im the only one that can call him that :D

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

there's no need to fight now. crap, bernie grounded into a double play!

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
there's no need to fight now. crap, bernie grounded into a double play!

Dont be dissin on my bernie :D

[horsesense]

A$$HOLE
Ding, Ding, Ding!!!
Like I said last week. Dude.
Maybe hes a chick with a dikc tho... Hmmmmm

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
Ding, Ding, Ding!!!
Like I said last week. Dude.
Maybe hes a chick with a dikc tho... Hmmmmm


why are you saying stuff like that? What the hell did I do to you?

[horsesense]

C'mon now chickie, Im just bustin your balls a lil.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Elway4King]

I once dated this girl who was a Precambrian. She was cute and all but a little unshapely, I mean literally she had no definate shape. I started to undress her and before I could do anything she was having sex with herself! And then she had a kid that looked just like her right in front of me! The child then proceeded to kill the mother. No way was I going to stay and get caught in this matricidal mess. I was so freaked out I washed my hands and went and stole some Trimethobenzamide to inhibit the emetic stimulation of the chemoreceptor triggor zone of my medulla. Man, I felt better though.

Cody J. Esquire

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by Elway4King
I once dated this girl who was a Precambrian. She was cute and all but a little unshapely, I mean literally she had no definate shape. I started to undress her and before I could do anything she was having sex with herself! And then she had a kid that looked just like her right in fornt of me! The child then proceeded to kill the mother. No way was I going to stay and get caught in this matricidal mess. I was so freaked out I washed my hands and went and stole some Trimethobenzamide to inhibit the emetic stimulation of the chemoreceptor triggor zone of my medulla. Man, I felt better though.

Cody J. Esquire

I would have figured your weirdest date would have been with your "palm" pilot

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by orangenblue420
I would have figured your weirdest date would have been with your "palm" pilot

...and yours with your "finger" pointer.

Cody J. Esquire

[horsesense]

he dropped her for her five friends. Ha!

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by Elway4King
...and yours with your "finger" pointer.

Cody J. Esquire

with the guys Ive had to chose from here in okieland its sad to to say but its true :D

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by horsesense
he dropped her for her five friends. Ha!

Oh horsesense you're a barrel of monkeys. Who wouldn't drop one girl for five? Still playing the "skin flute" for your Priest?

Cody J. Esquire

[Chick4Denver]

Originally posted by horsesense
C'mon now chickie, Im just bustin your balls a lil.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

yeah. ha.

[horsesense]

Still playing the "skin flute" for your Priest?
Actually I was playing it for your sister, you know the bow-legged one...

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by orangenblue420
with the guys Ive had to chose from here in okieland its sad to to say but its true :D

Nothing wrong with self gratification. I am not ashamed to admit it. It's less work anyways. And alot faster! You know, when you really got to be somewhere.

Cody J. Esquire

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by horsesense
Actually I was playing it for your sister, you know the bow-legged one...

My bad, that bow-leggedness is my fault. Just the way my family was raised. By the way, she said you gave her the clap.

Cody J. Esquire

[horsesense]

Hows that? Was her throat irriatated or what?

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by horsesense
Hows that? Was her throat irriatated or what?

No she said it was her urethra.

Cody J. Esquire

[GoDenver]

man... the whole definition of the word "date" should be changed. all we (guys) want is a piece of <beep>. all the girls want is a free time. thing is, their idea of a "free" time consists of us guys having to wine them/dine them etc.
sex is free. thats all we want.... you, as chicks, are into free stuff so what the hell is really going on here?! the compromise seems quite simple to me. but noooooo........ force me to hang out with you, gotta frikkin take you on a bike ride to the top of some mtn. somewhere, sit at a table with a view of the city and THEN i get piece.... waste of time and money.
so from now on, i think the sex should come first, if its really good then the wining and dining but if it sucks... we wouldnt want to wine you or dine you anyway. time saved, money saved, etc.

someone get me a podium! this post needs to make front page of all the major newspapers.

"women.... cant live with'em..... cant live with'em"