Family Reunion This Weekend

[Elway4King]

I am going to be gone for this weekend to go to a family reunion at Lake Gibson, Oklahoma. Man what does everyone here think of family reunions? I'll tell you, all that comes to my mind is goose roping, turtle punching, farts, hugs, people you don't know acting like they know you because you are the only cool one with those Back to the Future shades they gave out in 1990 at Pizza Hut, more farts, meth, 67 people, 217 teeth, Brad's dog eating a kid's face, that really bad formaldehyde smell that old people have, and Aunt Stacy having to have seven people help her up becasue she's well, ah man there's no nice way to say it, SHE"S FAT!

Anyway at least I'll get to go fishing at Lake Gibson. Never fished there before. My dad and I are going to try and catch a marlin. Man they are huge! I saw one at the Gap on Broadway once. It nearly ate my tuna but I saved it.

Cody J. Esquire

[Elway4King]

Man I'm going to Fort Gibson this weekend too! That's spooky. Maybe I'll see you there. I'll be wearing a Chris DeBurgh "Lady in Red Shirt" from his concert in '87 and a pair of blue and white Zubaz pants. I have a mullet with lines shaved in the side of my head. Oh yeah, I dirve a Dodge Charger painted orange with my dogs face painted on the hood.

See you there.

Oh yeah, good luck with that Marlin!

Cody J. Esquire

[Elway4King]

Tell me you guys are going to the Esquire family reunion because I'm gonna be ther too! I just got a new van last weekend to make the trip. I had to barter it from old man River but I got it. I only had to give up some leven bread, a buffalo pelt, two buffalo toungue combs, about 2 pounds of pemican, some anhydrous ammonia, some unpeeled batteries, an elephant and his mahout Khalid.

Man wait til you see this ride it is SO cherry! It's an '82 Chevy van without the windows on the side. It's one of those with a mural on the side. The mural is breathtaking. It shows the Grand Canyon during the Mesozoic era when trolobites and coelacaynths were plentiful. The clouds look like Methusala is looking down upon the land. The inside is bad too! I took out the seats for leg room and bolted down four lawn chairs with cup holders. There's even a bug zapper plugged into the cigarette lighter for effect. And of course there's a small bathtub in the back for you know what. Bring your own batteries though.

Cody J. Esquire

[Perry1977]

Holy ****.

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by Perry1977
Holy ****.

Man don't come to the family reunion with that attitude. You're not bringing that trash into my van!

Cody J. Esquire