Quote thread

[Johnny Law Man]

Very easy rules to this one.
I will post the name of an actor or character.
The following poster quotes said actor/character
The poster then posts the name of an actor or character for the next person to quote.
Movies or television whatever your pleasure.

EXAMPLE-"You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you" (would have ben the answer to R. Lee Ermey or Drill Sgt. Hartman)

Mel Gibson (The actor/character for the next poster to quote)

This will be my last effort at posting a quote thread concerning movies or television.

This one's for real: Homer Simpson

[Javalon]

Very easy rules to this one.
I will post the name of an actor or character.
The following poster quotes said actor/character
The poster then posts the name of an actor or character for the next person to quote.
Movies or television whatever your pleasure.

EXAMPLE-"You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you" (would have ben the answer to R. Lee Ermey or Drill Sgt. Hartman)

Mel Gibson (The actor/character for the next poster to quote)

This will be my last effort at posting a quote thread concerning movies or television.

This one's for real: Homer Simpson
"Operator, give me the number for 9-1-1!"

Next: Indiana Jones

[JWinn]

"Operator, give me the number for 9-1-1!"

Next: Indiana Jones


"Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?"


Anakin Skywalker- NOT Darth Vader

[Johnny Law Man]

Anakin Skywalker- NOT Darth Vader

"Sometimes when you believe something to be real, it becomes real"

Maximus from Gladiator

[In-com-plete]

"Sometimes when you believe something to be real, it becomes real"

Maximus from Gladiator
"I knew a man once, who said death smiles at all of us. All we can do is smile back."

Agent Smith from The Matrix

[Big Buck 1981]

"I knew a man once, who said death smiles at all of us. All we can do is smile back."

Agent Smith from The Matrix

"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."

Clint Eastwood...any movie.

[Johnny Law Man]

Clint Eastwood

I'm not going to take long showers with you a**-holes to the wee hours of the morning- Heartbreak Ridge

William Wallace from Braveheart

[silver_black]

"if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse."


Doc Holliday / Val Kilmer

[JWinn]

"if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse."


Doc Holliday / Val Kilmer


"Thats ok, I got two guns! I can shoot both of ya" (been a while since I seen that)

James T. Kirk!

[Elway]

"Klingon bastards... you've killed my son!!"


Brandon Lee from "The Crow"

[OrangePeel]

"Because we do not know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustable well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even concieve of your life without it? Perhaps 4 or 5 times more. Perhaps not even that. How many times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless."

had to look that long a$$ thing up, couldnt remember it all, great movie though

Next: Super Troopers

[Big Buck 1981]

"Because we do not know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustable well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even concieve of your life without it? Perhaps 4 or 5 times more. Perhaps not even that. How many times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless."

had to look that long a$$ thing up, couldnt remember it all, great movie though

Next: Super Troopers

Farva: "Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."

Next: somebody had to do it....OFFICE SPACE!

[rjcla30]

Farva: "Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."

Next: somebody had to do it....OFFICE SPACE!

Bob: "I hear you have been missing alot of work lately"
Peter: "I wouldn't say I have been missing it!" (sorry if I messed it up, greatest office moive of all time and there are many others quotes)

Kurt Russell- Tombstone (wanted to do Val Kilmer already done)

[PsychoChicken]

Bob: "I hear you have been missing alot of work lately"
Peter: "I wouldn't say I have been missing it!" (sorry if I messed it up, greatest office moive of all time and there are many others quotes)

Kurt Russell- Tombstone (wanted to do Val Kilmer already done)
"You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me! You hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!"

Let's go with Dr. Evil.

[dontfeedthenerd]

"You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me! You hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!"

Let's go with Dr. Evil.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn *******... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.



aight...
yoda

[Elway]

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."


Ok, someone gimme a quote from: SILENT BOB (known to Kevin Smith fans)