cool links (new post 4/25/05, 11pm PDT)

[Jared]

cool links

http://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html (interesting)


http://www.four1six.com/four1skitz.htm (funny)

http://www.slumdance.com/blogs/brian_flemming/archives/000619.html <---just a smart alec, or a protest against corporate greed?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/7293/ <------- beyond geek. You have issues if you need this.

http://www.thepenn.org/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/03/16/4238961827624 <-------------holy crap. I am never going to Mexico again.

http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/ <------ mmmm bacon

http://www.local10.com/news/4294623/detail.html <-- if you have read my numerous postings, you'll know that this isn't unusual for Florida

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050318/D88TCPGO0.html <-------- nice to see that legislatures care about education funding......whatever.

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/ <------ I now believe that credit fraud is 90% employee stupidity.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7231345/?GT1=6305 <------------ That's it? $50?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=5&u=/ap/20050318/ap_on_re_us/virginity_stds_2 <------------no idea here. So, then does not promising mean you'll be less at risk?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,150968,00.html <-------- I agree with the college kid quoted.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3183&item=4366128494&rd=1 <--------- which came first, the chicken or the egg?

http://www.nbc10.com/news/4287825/detail.html <---------- ***?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories <-------------- nutjob

[Jared]

3/23/05

http://www.liftunlimited.com/duck/cheers.htm <------------ Don't cheat, or this could happen to you too. (very dark. Cool tune though).

http://acg.media.mit.edu/people/fry/zipdecode/ <-------------- timewaster

http://mindbluff.com/oddbody.htm <----- weird illusions

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7255378/?GT1=6305 <---------- no Easter in Iowa this year.

http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-article.php?id=4 <---------- for the ladies. How 'lady-like" are you?

http://www.wtop.com/?sid=453542&nid=25 <--- Definitely not a good motif for a walk in closet.

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/bromnews/display.var.580895.0.suspicious_wife_had_lost_cont rol.php <--- Who is crazier, the jealous wife, or the dumb husband?

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000332.php <----------- one of those "hmmmm that's interesting" links. Checkout the Fed Ex link. That one suprised me.

[Jared]

3/28/05

http://www.unc.edu/~brianz/tendercrispbaconcheddarranch.html <------ Trippin BK commercial broken down. Funny

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5568314570&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW <--------ugliest shirt in the world

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=32202 <------------ Santa baby, indeed

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7267447/ <---------- only a suspension? ***?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/w00kie/sets/180637/ <-------------- holy crap, that is a cool trick

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/02_fb/dead/dead.asp <--------- Errrrr.....

http://infotech.carleton.ca/students/danieli/flush.wmv <------------- neat little movie

[Jared]

3/30/05


http://www.zompist.com/excuse.html <-------- excuses ready made for lazy people (who probably need them the most anyway!)

http://www.theantidrug.com/ei/conversations_teen_sample.asp <--------- While I am not making light of teenage drug use, these sample conversations are so unrealistic as to be humorous.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=55890&item=5178546675&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW#ebayphotohosting <------ somebody at Topps has a sense of humor.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/barney/index.html# <---------- They use tax dolls\ars to make this? *&^&$^@#(*@^!!!!!!

http://www.sonymusic.com/clips/selection/fu/071897/071897_01_01_full_100.asx <------ Dr. Dre as covered by Ben Folds (warning: profanities. Lots of them) Funny though.

http://www.propeller-island.com/rooms_neu/room_detail/31/index.php <----- you know, I think I'd rather just have a regular room rather than the luxury suite, to be honest.

http://uk.playstation.com/pl_images/assets/headspace/en_GB/ <------ fun game. Timewaster. Post your scores.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5568739368&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 <----------- Deviled onion ring.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=99&ncid=720&e=1&u=/ct/20050325/cr_ct/manflashespassersbywithtoyfruit <---------- is that a banana in your pocket, or are you.....oh, wait, it is.

http://www.collegian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/03/08/422d44487ef39 <--------- for those who attend or have family at Colorado State

http://www.solardeathray.com/ <---------- check out the pictures of previous targets. Such a sad chocolate bunny.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=9&u=/nm/20050323/od_nm/life_china_birds_dc <--------- It was either that or teach the birds English I guess? :confused:

http://waterski.about.com/od/jumpskiflying/p/freddy_krueger.htm <-------- I would have changed my name.

http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?PAGE=PROFRAME&PROD_ID=884199 <---------apparently, Jesus not only saves, he blings!

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Star-Wars-Easter-Eggs.html <--------- when Star Wars nerds celebrate Easter. Good times.

http://community.middlebury.edu/~mobrien/covers/ <------------- strange book covers from the 50's. Very campy.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=7251&item=4536876004&rd=1 <---------- so if you are signing for the vet min, and can't afford your own private plane, is this what you buy instead?

http://www.mapsu.org/index.htm <--------- is this for real?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5568728319&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW <-- Ebay needs to have more controls.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00067F1CE/ref%3Dpd%5Fecc%5Frvi%5Ff/104-2828357-1825519 <---------- you really CAN find everything at Amazon.com

http://sniggle.net/plants.php <---------- HA!

http://www.createbands.com/ <----- I imagined an all ladies band backing me up.....yummy.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7308702/ <--- quite possibly, the worst way to die.

[Snk16]

Where do you find these things!? :beer:

[IZAAK]

The baby name one was really interesting!!!!

[RunByDesign]

Awesome thread.

[BroncosB2B]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7231345/?GT1=6305 <------------ That's it? $50?

When he couldn’t pay, they made him phone his father and ask him to drop the money in a planter at a Taco Bell.

I guess they got hungry? I don't know...

[Jared]

3/31/05
http://www.local10.com/news/4329767/detail.html <------- yes, you really should keep your seat belt on until you come to a complete stop!

http://www.norvig.com/pal2txt.html <------------strange, long, palindrome


http://www.aweekofkindness.com/blog/archives/2005/03/laura_k_pahl_is.html <------------- HOLY CRAP, this guy proves his point. DOn't plagarize, kids. You never know who you are dealing with. This the funniest thing I have read in a long while. Especially the comments at the bottom.

http://www.andersonlimited.com/other/gobblesturkey.wmv <---------- When turkeys attack!

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/worstaprilfools.html <------ The 10 WORST April foosl pranks ever.

http://kfunk.net/index.php?page=stuff/phrase.html <------------- random time waster

http://www.wftv.com/news/4329977/detail.html <----------- ??? Are THEY pulling an April Fools? If not, that is cooooool.

http://www.crh.noaa.gov/unr/iwe/2004/0714/rapidcity.htm <----------- "It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine.........

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20050329/ap_on_fe_st/cocaine_car <------- I'd go into hiding. That is way too much for the owner to simply give up on...unless he's dead.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=9&u=/nm/20050328/od_nm/italy_sex_dc <----------- this guy is stupid. Who is more punished when there is none?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,150656,00.html <--------- I do this too.....at home....in private......when people aren't stealing from me.

http://www.skop.com/brucelee/ <-------- hit the keys and record your own Bruce Lee loop. cool as hell.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/553834/ref%3Dbr%5Fbx%5Fc%5F1%5F4/104-2828357-1825519 <--------- o/~ one of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not the same, one of these things is not like the other, now its time to play our game....it time to play our game. o/~

http://deathball.net/notpron/ <------------ I literally just wasted an hour of my life. If you like a challenge and have time.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm <------- ummm....well......I don't think this is what T.O. meant when he said "if it walks like a duck, and acts like a duck......"

http://content.ugoto.com/?id=19817&type=4 <----------- timewaster. Post your score.

http://www.pcpuzzles.com/bubblefun/ <------------ INSANELY addicting

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/yvonnesm/HazzardCounty/hazzard.html <---------- you're welcome in advance

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5569669515&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW <------ Jeez, I could just make these posts out of dumb Ebay stuff alone.

http://www.studlife.com/news/2005/03/25/News/Student.Defecates.In.Ras.Dorm.Room-902741.shtml <----------- that's going too far. I think.

http://homepage.mac.com/danielturek/PhotoAlbum68.html <--------- clever. I like the new Home Depot, personally. I'd hang out there every day.

http://progressiveboink.com/archive/simcity/ <------- new movie "Sin City" done with Nintendo Sim City. No, I am not joking.

http://www.jest.com/archive/history.php <------- I think this is funny. Especially the stuff about the Jeffersons.

http://unoriginal.co.uk/plasticsurgeryjocelynwildenstein.html <--------- TYhsi CAN'T be real (Warning, scary. Do not click.)













I warned you not to click.




http://www.wftv.com/news/4322267/detail.html <----------- :duh:

[Jared]

Where do you find these things!? :beer:

My email. Its a radio prep service. You are supposed to pick one for your listeners...but since I am not working right now, I thought I'd share.

[Snk16]

My email. Its a radio prep service. You are supposed to pick one for your listeners...but since I am not working right now, I thought I'd share.

LUCKY!!! :laugh:

[Jared]

http://img44.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img44&image=untitled0ba.png <----- hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

http://img61.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img61&image=untitled21vn.png <----- Don't ask me no questions, and I won't tell you no lies.

[Jared]

April 1, 2005 (no fools here, just links to waste your time with, baby!)

http://frontsteps.com/films/1001/144/index.php?t=1112421976 <--------- Johnnie Cochran goes before the judge of all judges (flash animation)

That reminds me:

[Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would
certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches"
10 years ago. And they make a good case. Hell I almost felt pity
myself. But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one
final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is
Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kishik, but Chewbacca
lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does not make
sense.
Spectator: Damn it!
Other spectator: What?
First spectator: He's using the Chewbacca defense.]

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/improbable/story/0,11109,1432998,00.html <-------- If walks like duck, it's a dirty pervert.

http://www.tampabays10.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=12929 <------ weird legislation from Florida

http://www.wral.com/news/4335535/detail.html <------ I'd vote for him. He's thinking outside the box.

http://www.willywarmers.com/ <-------- Uh......warmth is bad for the soldiers, so avoid these.

http://wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=3147129 <--------- Damn, I think I dropped something on the way here....lets go retrace my steps together.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-lirobb0331,0,272660.story?coll=ny-topstories-headlines <------ Isn't he supposed to be hanging out there, though?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005150151,00.html <--------- they fail to mention that they all lost their teeth

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20050330/ap_on_fe_st/dog_doo_robber <------------- Karma, baby, karma.

http://www.oudaily.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/03/31/424bf5a828d68 <------------- irony

http://content.monster.com/martynemko/articles/archive/lying/ <---------- disclaimer: Does not apply to politicians. They are pros.

http://video.woodtv.com/index.php?video_id=437 <--------- salad dressing? WHat is the point?

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-03/30/content_429246.htm <-------- this is why I don't game online.

http://scheduler.frikk.tk/ <-------- those of you in college might find this useful.

http://www.jp.dk/english_news/artikel:aid=2934452/ <------- SEE!!!!! Ducks = depraved pervs.

http://www.10news.com/news/4334524/detail.html?subid=22100481&qs=1;bp=t <-------- damn, I used to work right near there.

http://www.ggg-gmail.com/ <------ ggg-gmail! LOL.

[Jared]

http://www.cggallery.com/seven/ <----------- the ending of the classic movie "Se7en" performed by stuffed animals. Still messed up, just oddly humorous.

http://home.earthlink.net/~ortyortwein/id18.html <----------- they sound dirty, but they really aren't.

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050401063809990006 <----- I have no witty comments here. This seems strange. She has to be in a chair ALL of the time? So there are levels of being handicapped?

http://www.newstoday.com/2003_021_038_high.php <-------so THAT'S where deleted pictures go!

http://theshadowlands.net/places/ <----- see if your town is haunted. I checked every place I lived in. Never experienced anything listed though.

http://www.newsnet5.com/family/4341562/detail.html <------ I know the Amish shun modern technology. But DST? I need to study their belief system more, I still don't quite understand them.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050401/od_nm/odd_britain_sex_dc&sid=84439559 <------------- Maybe why their birth rate is so low.

http://www.saab-stuff.com/pop.swf <----------- like popping bubble wrap? Visit here.

http://www.sincitythemovie.com/flash/_sections/swim/swim.html <--------- addicting

http://www.wjhg.com/schools/headlines/1413392.html so this one time, at band camp..... (ok, I apologize. Its not funny)

http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/blackknight.htm <------------ The BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!

[2 Minute Warning]

Someday I'm gonna go through all of these :laugh: Some are really clever :D
Someone sent me this yesterday.......or was it last week :confused:

http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/139/

[Jared]

http://www.flamingmayo.com/firstchurchofpacman/index2.htm <------------ ***?

http://startribune.com/stories/462/5358162.html <---------- the cold really DOES freeze your brain.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5574030908&fromMakeTrack=true <--- remember that "Jesus" grilled cheese link I posted on E-Bay? You won't believe what they are auctioning now.

http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1114074309022 <----- I was thinking of going to law school, and now I have the PERFECT way to pay for it!

http://www.pottsmerc.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=14387819&BRD=1674&PAG=461&dept_id=18041&rfi=6 <-----------ok, the internet isn't THAT great dude. Seriously. Burn in hell.

http://www.local10.com/news/4403358/detail.html <---------------- Another candidate for "Worst Mother Ever."

http://www.peterhirschberg.com/arcade/gameroom.htm <---------- Wish he had been MY dad.

http://www.bitingsatire.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=35&Itemid=2 <---------- LOL.

http://kstp.com/article/stories/S7782.html?cat=1 <--------------- Hmmmmm.....free pseech debate. Its not really offensive, when you think about it. Shouldn't we build self esteem? :P

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/matzah_af <------------ brand new JibJab! hahahaha It IS the start of Passover on Saturday, isn't it?

http://www.alldumb.com/item/158/ <----------------- OMG! He's dead. He HAS to be dead. No WAY they could fake this.

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html <-------------- create your own conspiracy theory

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=groom+lake,nv&ll=37.272835,-115.798731&sll=36.518555,-115.561924&spn=0.060081,0.085402&sspn=0.127029,0.120678&t=k&hl=en <----------------------------- Satellite photo of Area 51. Odd that a portion is just whited out.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7574533/ <----------- Hmmm...maybe I WILL get that PSP after all.

http://unwirednews.net/?p=106 <------------ ultimate beach bum sandal. Read the description.

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_009/009_pimpcup.html <------------- build your own pimp cup

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/21/swat.monkey.reut/index.html <-----the heat apprarently ALSO screws your brain up.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050421/od_nm/life_hongkong_*****es_dc&sid=84439559 <--------- why is there a study for this?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=509&e=3&u=/ap/saving_surge <---- must be nice to have THAT kind of time on your hands...or maybe he's just an addict.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/sfl-ccaricide20apr20,1,2311276.story?ctrack=1&cset=true <----------- anger issues.

[Jared]

http://theultimatebeerbong.com/ <------------- When geeks party, they party efficiently.

http://www.lafayettejc.com/news20050423/200504230local_news1114235037.shtml <------- slang has been around too long when the school nurse knows what's up.

http://www.tampabays10.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=13387 <---------------------- Jeopardy genius's brain is too full?


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5575704382 <---------- I swear, E-bay has all sorts of lame wannabe comedy writers.....oh, wait......

http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml <----------- Cliff Notes too much for you to handle?

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/042205_local_beertruck.html <------------- Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/22/text.iq/index.html <----------- I'm unplugging for the week...a day......an hour.....what was I just talking about?

http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050421/LOCAL/204210361/1078/news <---------- This is wrong. How long ago do you think someone waited to see when this would make the news? Days? Weeks? It HAD to be an inside job.

http://www.giosphere.com/games/flashblox.php <------------ TETRIS!

http://www.vectorpark.com/ <---- Games

http://www.independencenow.com/ibot/wm_hi.html <---------- this is actually very cool. The next gen of wheelchairs. Seriously. Its probably expensive though.

http://www.femdefence.info/index2.html <--------- Good, rapists deserve it. Looks very painful.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2003/11/14black.html <--------------- Michael Ian Black is a weird dude.

http://www.structive.org/2005/02/battle-wendys.html <---- Strange man, if technically, right.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1080182.cms <------------ Drunk monkeys?

[RealBronco]

http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml

This is the most brilliant site I've ever seen :D

IT's a college student haven!!!


*laughs hysterically* :D