Johnny Law Man
05-21-2005, 08:24 AM
Of the famous Rock and Roll frontmen listed, who would win in a no holds barred Battle Royale?
Keep in mind that each one has his own special powers....I will furnish each of them with one, if you can think of a better one feel free to imprort your own ideas...or your own rock star... ;)
Mick Jagger- The portruding lip...at any given moment, the pouting lip comes out which makes the ladies melt and blocks any facial attack...also has the ability to summon the undead (Keith Richards)
Robert Plant- Immunity to chemical attack...chances are, Robert has already tried it and developed an immunity to it...
Steven Tyler- Dude looks like a lady...the ability to stun any opponent for 5 seconds while they try to figure out which gender he is...
Jerry Garcia- Since he has become dead, and grateful, Jerry has acquired the ability to shoot his liver out of his body at his opponent...
Jim Morrison- Has the ability to break on through to the other side at will...Jim can teleport from one place to another...
Eddie Vedder- Can throw his voice...he speaks without moving his lips...and from years of experience in stage diving, has one hell of a flying head-butt...
James Hetfield- If you are close enough to James, he may lapse into a head bang frenzy, where his head will repeatedly maul you...also immune to fire attack...
Joey Ramone- While on the other side, has mastered the Gorgon attack from Medusa...when Joey removes his sunglasses, it exposes a face so horrible that if you gaze into it directly, you will turn to stone...
Freddie Mercury- The operatic falsetto...Freddie can raise his voice to a Mariah carey-esque level and hold it there causing confusion in multiple opponents within an earshot...
Keep in mind that each one has his own special powers....I will furnish each of them with one, if you can think of a better one feel free to imprort your own ideas...or your own rock star... ;)
Mick Jagger- The portruding lip...at any given moment, the pouting lip comes out which makes the ladies melt and blocks any facial attack...also has the ability to summon the undead (Keith Richards)
Robert Plant- Immunity to chemical attack...chances are, Robert has already tried it and developed an immunity to it...
Steven Tyler- Dude looks like a lady...the ability to stun any opponent for 5 seconds while they try to figure out which gender he is...
Jerry Garcia- Since he has become dead, and grateful, Jerry has acquired the ability to shoot his liver out of his body at his opponent...
Jim Morrison- Has the ability to break on through to the other side at will...Jim can teleport from one place to another...
Eddie Vedder- Can throw his voice...he speaks without moving his lips...and from years of experience in stage diving, has one hell of a flying head-butt...
James Hetfield- If you are close enough to James, he may lapse into a head bang frenzy, where his head will repeatedly maul you...also immune to fire attack...
Joey Ramone- While on the other side, has mastered the Gorgon attack from Medusa...when Joey removes his sunglasses, it exposes a face so horrible that if you gaze into it directly, you will turn to stone...
Freddie Mercury- The operatic falsetto...Freddie can raise his voice to a Mariah carey-esque level and hold it there causing confusion in multiple opponents within an earshot...