View Full Version : Do Jedi's use the Force when they're constipated?
The Dark Knight
09-05-2005, 06:48 AM
I would.
If had a stubborn turd up my bung that wouldn't drop out no matter how hard I pushed I'd use the force to help pull it out of there. Of course, my powers probably wouldn't be that strong and I'd end up having to ask Yoda to help me force pull the poop out of my butt. He lifted up a X-Wing in Empire Strikes Back so I assume he can do it.
Snk16
09-05-2005, 06:58 AM
I assume yeah. I mean, why not? The Force definetly assists them.
That'd be funny, if Obi-Wan says, "Luke, use the force" and the Luke concentrates really hard, and then he farts and then the Death Star blows up. :laugh:
Charlie Brown
09-05-2005, 08:20 AM
I would use my Jedi powers to mind trick a babe to do some ... things....
Like Uula ... Jabba's Twi'Lek Dancer ;)
:D
i had the force,you would all be my minions of evil :cross:
chickennob2
09-06-2005, 12:28 AM
If i had the force, i would be an NFL QB, i could just guide the ball perfectly into my receivers hands. And any defenders trying to tackle me or them... i dont think so. If the ref makes a bad call... That is not the hold youre looking for...
Sam24
09-06-2005, 08:34 PM
I would.
If had a stubborn turd up my bung that wouldn't drop out no matter how hard I pushed I'd use the force to help pull it out of there. Of course, my powers probably wouldn't be that strong and I'd end up having to ask Yoda to help me force pull the poop out of my butt. He lifted up a X-Wing in Empire Strikes Back so I assume he can do it.
Maybe the strain of your turd was to much to bare and affected your concentration levels, remember Yoda also said
Control, Control you must learn Control!
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