Finish the saying...

[rjoneskmeck]

Let's get this board going! (not my original idea, but fun.)

What's good for the goose....

[broncos_mgr]

...is good for the gender (actual mis-translation by a German guy I know).

[rjoneskmeck]

broncos_mgr, your turn! Funny how translations work. I once read an article about some real funny ones, wish I could find it...

[broncos_mgr]

A bird in the hand...

[Ken Christie]

Will leave a mess in your palms.

[rjoneskmeck]

lol. True.

( is worth two in the bush)

[Ken Christie]

If at first you don't succeed.....


(This oughta be good)

[Elway]

Give it up, you're a loser.

[rjoneskmeck]

try, try again.

(It was a good one!)

The way to a man's heart.....

[Elway]

Is through his stomache.


It is better to have loved and lost....

[rjoneskmeck]

than never to have loved at all.

Good fences....

[Elway]

make good neighbors...

---------------------------------


When the going gets tough....

[rjoneskmeck]

the tough go shopping? j/k

the tough get going.

You made your bed....

[broncos_mgr]

...Now take out the trash.

One man's trash...

[rjoneskmeck]

is another man's treasure.

(lol)

Don't make a mountain....

[Elway]

out of a molehill.



The only thing we have to fear...

[PumpFake]

A stitch in time........

[Elway]

Saves nine...

--------------------

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

[rjoneskmeck]

it must be a goose?

[rjoneskmeck]

Time and tide....

[UKBronco]

.....Are a good thing to be aware of if you're out fishing.





You can have your cake....

[BlueDamsel]

...and eat it too...

(How come this has so many views & so few responses?)

An empty tin can...

[LawDog]

... has many uses.


A man with no friends...

[BlueDamsel]

Has no choice but to cheer for the raiders or the chiefs... :D

The early bird...

[LawDog]

...gets worms for breakfast


between fame and fortune...

[BlueDamsel]

Is a paparazi member...

(LOL are we supposed to be actually finishing these with the right words??? haha)

Cheerios & Beer....

[LawDog]

...breakfast of champions

no, this is funner/more interesting

never put your hand somewhere...

[BlueDamsel]

Where it will get dirty (ugh I hate dirty hands!)

The Broncos...

[Beretta 07]

are better than the chefs

The magic leprachauns...

[orangenblue420]

Stole all my underwear

A penny saved.........

[16JakeTheSnakeX]

shalt smite me

once upon a...

[Beretta 07]

...bad softcore porn flick.

Somewhere over the...

[16JakeTheSnakeX]

diseased hobo?

The grass is...

[BlueDamsel]

Bedpost are the rest of my clothes...

After all this time...

[Beretta 07]

I've finally learned how to urinate safely


Don't tell me to...

[LawDog]

...weekend, i seem to have misplaced my good, sunday go-to-church teeth.

If you find yourself with more than 5 bucks...

EDIT: holy cow, you guys are all over this... this was in response to somewhere over the... but nevermind.

[16JakeTheSnakeX]

screw your mom, that's just wrong!

the greatest thing ever devised is...

[BlueDamsel]

...Find yourself some does.

Don't count your...

[16JakeTheSnakeX]

friends until you lose your money

you can take a boy out of the country...

[orangenblue420]

But they will still make country music

...Like Short said let....

[BlueDamsel]

The good times roll....

Roll out....

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by BlueDamsel
The good times roll....

Roll out....

....roll up and smoke.......

Let the good times..............

[BlueDamsel]

begin because I'm hungry.

1 in the hand.....

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by BlueDamsel
begin because I'm hungry.

1 in the hand.....

Means nothin in his draws

Roses are red......

[BlueDamsel]

Violets are blue...
The Chiefs really suck...
And the raiders do too!

Girls are made of sugar & spice and everything nice...

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by BlueDamsel
Violets are blue...
The Chiefs really suck...
And the raiders do too!

Girls are made of sugar & spice and everything nice...

which makes us sweet and good to eat.............

Here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5...........

[BlueDamsel]

to the 634-5789....

Certain restrictions...

[anthonyalvey]

:p if it smells like fish eat it

[BlueDamsel]

Originally posted by anthonyalvey
:p if it smells like fish eat it

The concept of the game escaped you, did it?

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by BlueDamsel
to the 634-5789....

Certain restrictions...

...never apply to me

When it rains...

[Beretta 07]

...the foul stench of poo is upon us

Who let the dogs...

[BlueDamsel]

on to the message board?

Beauty is...

[LawDog]

... an excuse to hide ignorance.


how come they never told you...

[BlueDamsel]

what to wear when you're going to your fiance's ex girlfriend's wedding!

The pass by ganon intended for buchanan is....

[LawDog]

IN....COM....PLETE!


Everything from soup to...

[2 Minute Warning]

nuts??

Don't take any wooden....

[Elway]

nickles...



Alls fair in Love &....

[BlueDamsel]

Football & free agency...*sigh*

This one's...

[palehorse]

...the one I'm with tonight.


A fool and his money....

[BroncoManiac_69]

...should never be parted (or something like that)


row row row.........

[2 Minute Warning]

..your boat

She sells sea shells.....

[rcsodak]

...for sex.:D

Polly want a.....

[dandaman23]

at the beach...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....

[broncosbeast]

Originally posted by dandaman23
at the beach...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....

As much as he wanted to.

All that glitters...

[Elway]

is stolen...


If you always do what you've always done...

[palehorse]

....so did all the other bachelor's before you.


A stitch in nine....

[Zmabe]

hurts alot....

insanity is all but......

[BroncoManiac_69]

....common in my family.

You put your right foot in..........

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
....common in my family.

You put your right foot in..........

your mouth every time you open it - (not directed at anyone in particular, well unless *****lick was still here)

take me out to the.................

[BroncoManiac_69]

.....ballgame and buy me some dam peanuts!

open up your mouth and say.........

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
.....ballgame and buy me some dam peanuts!

open up your mouth and say.........

aaaahhhhhhhhh - (I cant touch this one w/o getting into trouble) :D

April showers bring..........

[2 Minute Warning]

Mud and Flowers

Don't put all your eggs........

[BroncoManiac_69]

.....in one basket

Red rover red rover........

[Zmabe]

Send elway over

jack and jill......

[orangenblue420]

Went up the hill (to get IT on!!!!!!!!!!!)

There once was a man from Nantucket...

[BroncoManiac_69]

....who got up to go to work and said f*ck it

Old mother hubbard........

[Beretta 07]

rolled over and died.

Oh the thinks you can...

[Zmabe]

think of....

you know what they say too much cheese........

[RunByDesign]

....makes for a long stay on the toilet....

And then, when enough men have died.....

[BroncoManiac_69]

.....send in the women?

Stop dragging my.........

[Elway]

towel around....


where does he get those wonderful .....

[BroncoManiac_69]

...toys

How much wood......

[Elway]

would a woodchuck chuck...



We'll cross that bridge...

[BlueDamsel]

Are we back to the "real" answers or are we still playin' around?

Real Answer: when we get there.

Smartalec answer: before we burn it.

When mama ain't happy...

[orangenblue420]

Aint no one happy...............

or

Pappy aint happy




Ring around the rosie.....

[BlueDamsel]

is what happens when she eats too many...uhh nevermind.

Uhhm pocket full of poseys

Ashes Ashes...we all....

[BroncoManiac_69]

......blow away in the wind.

Good night sweetheart it's............

[BlueDamsel]

time to go...I hate to wake you up to say goodbye...

But I'm leaaaaaaaving....

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by BlueDamsel
time to go...I hate to wake you up to say goodbye...

But I'm leaaaaaaaving....

on that midnight train to Georgia

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater

[BroncoManiac_69]

....Peter Peter bathroom beater. LOL

Too each......

[BlueDamsel]

Her own choice of sock colors!

Boring people...

[mattos]

. . . are really interesting

i've got to feed my . . .

[orangenblue420]

appetite for pleasure ;)

Come one, come all......

[BlueDamsel]

To see the amazing chokers! They'll choke on anything. You can spoonfeed them with home playoff games & 13-3 records & they still manage to choke on them.

We're going to the chapel....

[GoDenver]

and we're.... goonnnna get naa-a-a-aked!

jack and jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter...

[BlueDamsel]

...and it still wasn't enough to pick up the 5 dollah...........

Anybody...anybody...

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by GoDenver
and we're.... goonnnna get naa-a-a-aked!

jack and jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter...

jill came down with 50 cent and both quarters

Miss Mary Mack

[BroncoManiac_69]

....gave Jack a whack

My mother always said........

[BlueDamsel]

you'd better shop around!

Life is like...

[mattos]

. . . box of vegetables

i came, i saw, . . .

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by mattos
. . . box of vegetables

i came, i saw, . . .

I did what needed to be done and left....

Happy........

[pikman]

St. Patricks day

Whatever doesn't kill you...

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by pikman
St. Patricks day

Whatever doesn't kill you...

You'll wish it had......

Live life to the..............

[BlueDamsel]

End.

My name is...

[Denverfanatic]

.....Slim Shady

Why do we even bother.....

[BroncoManiac_69]

...worrying about the Chefs and Faiders. LOL

If at first you don't succeed........

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
...worrying about the Chefs and Faiders. LOL

If at first you don't succeed........

Say fuc it - lite up a blunt - and kick back

You never really understand a person until you..........

[BroncoManiac_69]

....look in their medicine cabinet

The best thing about being a Bronco fan is.............

[2 Minute Warning]

They collect Teady Bears...but won't admit it:p

If you've seen it once.......

[BlueDamsel]

Then you must go back for seconds! ;)

Where's the...

[RealBronco]

bacon?

vini vidi....

[BlueDamsel]

Vici...

There wasn't anything funny I could do to that one! :D

New Jersey...get a ....

[2 Minute Warning]

.......more coloful licsence plate

Not till the cows.........

[BlueDamsel]

Get up and dance to the light of the moon.

Get a....

[KG21]

.....job you lazy ass


you'd lose your head if......

[BlueDamsel]

You hung out with Marie Antoinette... ;)

Then let them eat....

[GoDenver]

more and more peaches! (was hard to keep that from being x-rated)

there once was a man from nantucket......

[2 Minute Warning]

who fell in a bucket......seriously close to being xxx rated:eek:


Jack and Jill..........

[BlueDamsel]

....and Jill came tumbling after... (skipped the whole middle part, you fill in your own blanks! ;))

There's a hole in the...

[GoDenver]

Originally posted by BlueDamsel
....and Jill came tumbling after... (skipped the whole middle part, you fill in your own blanks! ;))

There's a hole in the...

top, one in the back too and a really, really nice one in the front!

i had a lighter to light the fire....

[Zmabe]

....but it exploded in my pocket

i once knew a guy.......................

[BroncoManiac_69]

.....that did laundry.

Open wide and............

[Nixhex78]

Aaaahhhhh!

---------------------

Birds of feather......

[Scarface]

flock together.


If you want to make an omelette....

[Ohio Broncos]

you have to break a couple of eggs.

Okay.......

[BroncoManiac_69]

........let's kick some A$$!

Let's get ready to..........

[Scarface]

rumble.

It's only after you've lost everything....

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by Scarface
rumble.

It's only after you've lost everything....

that you start taking everyone elses stuff (ask the raiders - LOL)

Life is hard.........

[Nixhex78]

Originally posted by orangenblue420
that you start taking everyone elses stuff (ask the raiders - LOL)

Life is hard.........

Deal With It!!

If you can't take the heat.......

[griffinistheman]

...you must be a Chef fan...

Look both ways...

[Nixhex78]

Originally posted by griffinistheman
...you must be a Chef fan...

Look both ways...

...Or you might step on Quentin Griffin


Never judge a book......

[dandaman23]

by its cover..

If you stay out in the cold to long........

[GoDenver]

Originally posted by dandaman23
by its cover..

If you stay out in the cold to long........

....it'll be harder to pee

one flew over the.....

[dandaman23]

crop circle..

You look into the magazine and.......

[GoDenver]

...wonder how much that chick got paid for posing like that

look both ways before you....

[Javalon]

...leap into the hornet's nest.


The calm before the...

[BlueDamsel]

Broncos kick butt! :)

The more the...

[RealBronco]

...merrier

"it takes a big dog to weigh a...

[Zmabe]

watermelon"

the best women.....

[orangenblue420]

Are on this site :D

(I had a perverted answer but will keep it to myself ;) )

Once upon a time......

[horsesense]

in a Galaxy far far away.
Your only young

[orangenblue420]

when you dont wanna be

Time flies......

[horsesense]

on week-ends and holidays

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by horsesense
on week-ends and holidays

Forgot the saying - have i got you all in a tizzy or what - hehehehe :goofy:

[horsesense]

As a matter of fact ;) .
You get the pm.
Your x must be a fool btw:D

[orangenblue420]

Fool is being nice - I can think of a TON of better things to call him-and i bet you can only imagine what kind words I would chose :D

Check your PM's - I hit ya back

The evil that......

[horsesense]

your turn

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by orangenblue420

The evil that......

[GoDenver]

.....overwhelms the whitehouse

i wish i was a little bit.......

[Jim]

...more like a tiger... (***?)


When the sky starts falling, I will swim....

[GoDenver]

...and catch it in my teeth

open your mouth and say.......

[BroncoManiac_69]

......RAIDERS SUCK!

The next best thing.........

[Denver_kicksass]

unless its made of dead raider fans.

dont stop drinking untill...

[thedamonicplagu]

u cant pick urself up.

Hangovers hurt the most when u drink.....

[GoDenver]

....without taking a break

a nickel on the roof is.........