PAINTERDAVE
10-08-2005, 04:01 AM
So, dude decides it is the time in his life that he should go on ahead and find himself a bride! Never having been married before, he had no idea of the trouble he was about to cause himself! Heedless of his own welfare and regardless of the often dire consequences, dude found himself in a quandry. He had narrowed the field of prospects down to three likely candidates. Thinking long and hard, he engineered a plan of action. He presented each woman with a gift of $5,000.00. He then sat back to watch and see what each gal would do with her money.
The first betty does a total makeover. At a ritzy salon she has her hair cut, styled and designed! An expert crafted the perfect makeup for her, a blend of late summer and early fall, with winter highlights around her eyes! She purchased several classy outfits, and a few trashy ones to boot! (Actually, those are the ones she looked best in! Ya'll know I like my women just a little on the trashy side!) She sidles up to dude, and let's him know she has done all of this in order to be more attractive for him, because after all, chippy loves him so very much!
Dude was mighty impressed, and found it mighty hard not to just slip off into the back room with that comely young lass right then and there! (In PAINTER'S mind's eye, she looked like a young Dolly Parton!)
The second woman, why she went straight out and spent that money on gifts for him! New set of golf clubs, computer gizmos, expensive clothing, and a kinda how to book called the Kama Sutra... or something like that! As she gave dude all the accumulated booty she had hunted down and purchased for him, she told him she spent the dough on him, because after all, chippy loves him so very much!
Dude was mighty impressed, and as he gazed into her eyes he found himself imagining a lifetime of someone caring for him and giving to him. Dude was hard pressed not to push her down on the couch and do some giving of his own!
The third woman invested the money in the stock market, quickly earning several times the $5,000.00. She held out $ 5,000.00, and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. As she handed dude back the $5,000.00, she informed him that she wanted to save for and secure their future, because after all, chippy loves him so very much!
Dude was mighty impressed, and as he felt the wad of money bunched in his pocket, he felt so secure and safe, he wanted to take her by the hand andjust go somewhere and snuggle, feeling together all safe and warm.
Dude thought it over, long and hard. Back and forth he went in his mind, comparing and contrasting, debating with himself the merits of one over the other, speculating and ruminating about what each woman had done with the money he had given her.
The, he married the one with the biggest boobs!
We are like that , you know! Men!
Nowadays, there is more money spent on Breast Implants and Viagra than on Alzheimers research. That means by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutly no recollection of what to do with them!
The first betty does a total makeover. At a ritzy salon she has her hair cut, styled and designed! An expert crafted the perfect makeup for her, a blend of late summer and early fall, with winter highlights around her eyes! She purchased several classy outfits, and a few trashy ones to boot! (Actually, those are the ones she looked best in! Ya'll know I like my women just a little on the trashy side!) She sidles up to dude, and let's him know she has done all of this in order to be more attractive for him, because after all, chippy loves him so very much!
Dude was mighty impressed, and found it mighty hard not to just slip off into the back room with that comely young lass right then and there! (In PAINTER'S mind's eye, she looked like a young Dolly Parton!)
The second woman, why she went straight out and spent that money on gifts for him! New set of golf clubs, computer gizmos, expensive clothing, and a kinda how to book called the Kama Sutra... or something like that! As she gave dude all the accumulated booty she had hunted down and purchased for him, she told him she spent the dough on him, because after all, chippy loves him so very much!
Dude was mighty impressed, and as he gazed into her eyes he found himself imagining a lifetime of someone caring for him and giving to him. Dude was hard pressed not to push her down on the couch and do some giving of his own!
The third woman invested the money in the stock market, quickly earning several times the $5,000.00. She held out $ 5,000.00, and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. As she handed dude back the $5,000.00, she informed him that she wanted to save for and secure their future, because after all, chippy loves him so very much!
Dude was mighty impressed, and as he felt the wad of money bunched in his pocket, he felt so secure and safe, he wanted to take her by the hand andjust go somewhere and snuggle, feeling together all safe and warm.
Dude thought it over, long and hard. Back and forth he went in his mind, comparing and contrasting, debating with himself the merits of one over the other, speculating and ruminating about what each woman had done with the money he had given her.
The, he married the one with the biggest boobs!
We are like that , you know! Men!
Nowadays, there is more money spent on Breast Implants and Viagra than on Alzheimers research. That means by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutly no recollection of what to do with them!