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05-08-2006, 07:34 AM
I don't know where I found this. -ts
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I have never figured out why men think with their head and
women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into
bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every
husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with
my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you
just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I
said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
all, Dear. Let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?!
I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this
look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love
me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently nothing's happening tonight, either . . .
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I have never figured out why men think with their head and
women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into
bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every
husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with
my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you
just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I
said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
all, Dear. Let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?!
I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this
look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love
me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently nothing's happening tonight, either . . .
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