View Full Version : Blond men Do exist!!!!!!
arapaho
05-08-2006, 08:30 AM
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking
around like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did.
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ."
"And here I am."
Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.
Jewels
05-08-2006, 08:31 AM
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking
around like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did.
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ."
"And here I am."
Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.
Yes they do.....
LordTrychon
05-08-2006, 08:37 AM
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking
around like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did.
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ."
"And here I am."
Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.
That's almost as bad as the ending of 'Dumb and Dumber' where they give directions to the swedish bikini team as to where they might find 2 oil boys. :ugh:
KCLadyFan
05-08-2006, 10:54 AM
I knew there was a good reason why I was never attracted to blonde men...
give me a man with dark hair and eyes anyday....
tall,dark and handome.........hmmmm.....who does that sound like?
sorry off topic... :ugh:
Saddletramp
05-08-2006, 10:56 AM
sorry off topic... :ugh:
No just wrong thread.
Bronco_f1
05-08-2006, 10:56 AM
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking
around like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did.
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ."
"And here I am."
Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.
hahahahaha that was really funny
CP for you :beer:
Medford Bronco
05-08-2006, 11:47 AM
Yes they do.....
blond women definately exist. :D
BroncFanIN
05-08-2006, 12:10 PM
I knew there was a good reason why I was never attracted to blonde men...
give me a man with dark hair and eyes anyday....
tall,dark and handome.........hmmmm.....who does that sound like?
sorry off topic... :ugh:
Tony....Tony...Tony...hubba hubba!
haha! Anyway...funny joke! :laugh:
BroncFanIN
05-08-2006, 12:12 PM
blond women definately exist. :D
Blonde joke:
A blonde is in front of a pop machine in Vegas. She pops in .50, hits a button, then screams in glee as a soda falls to tray.
She has numerous sodas lined up on the floor. Needless to say, she's getting lots of wierd looks.
Finally, someone from the casino walks over to her. "Excuse me, m'am....but what are you doing?"
"Duh!":rolleyes: says the blonde "I'm gambling!"
:huh:
Blonde joke:
A blonde is in front of a pop machine in Vegas. She pops in .50, hits a button, then screams in glee as a soda falls to tray.
She has numerous sodas lined up on the floor. Needless to say, she's getting lots of wierd looks.
Finally, someone from the casino walks over to her. "Excuse me, m'am....but what are you doing?"
"Duh!":rolleyes: says the blonde "I'm gambling!"
:huh:
Ha, I am going to try that sometime and see how long it takes for someone to say something.
Hey, I'm a blonde dude!!! :D ;)
arapaho
05-08-2006, 02:30 PM
Hey, I'm a blonde dude!!! :D ;)
ohhh im sorry
ohhh im sorry
Dirty Blonde actually, but that still counts! :D
arapaho
05-08-2006, 06:54 PM
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
KCLadyFan
05-08-2006, 07:24 PM
blonde jokes.... :goofy:
she was so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept
just a couple of dumb jokes....can't think of the rest.....
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