it's just like "The Empire Strikes Back"

[lynchandplummer]

c'mon, have some fun with it, let your inner Star Wars geek shine.

Let's see, our reckless hero Jake Plummer (aka Han Solo) has been encased in carbonite, Young Jay (Luke Skywalker) Cutler is reeling from his Jedi training on Dagobah (Mile High) and now has to face Boba Fett (Ladanian Tomlinson, silently lethal) and I guess Mike Shanahan is Ben Kenobi ("Ben, why didn't you tell me!") telling half-truths and keeping our young hero in the dark.

Return of the Jedi next week? :-)

[J-Red]

c'mon, have some fun with it, let your inner Star Wars geek shine.

Let's see, our reckless hero Jake Plummer (aka Han Solo) has been encased in carbonite, Young Jay (Luke Skywalker) Cutler is reeling from his Jedi training on Dagobah (Mile High) and now has to face Boba Fett (Ladanian Tomlinson, silently lethal) and I guess Mike Shanahan is Ben Kenobi ("Ben, why didn't you tell me!") telling half-truths and keeping our young hero in the dark.

Return of the Jedi next week? :-)

Sounds good to me as long as Jay doesn't get his throwing hand chopped off.

[BroncoManiac_69]

We must not let the imperial forces interfere with the death star.

Jay.... I am your father.

[champ24girl]

so, is Peyton Manning our Darth Vader in this Broncos version of Star Wars? :-)

[JakeGirl]

c'mon, have some fun with it, let your inner Star Wars geek shine.

Let's see, our reckless hero Jake Plummer (aka Han Solo) has been encased in carbonite, Young Jay (Luke Skywalker) Cutler is reeling from his Jedi training on Dagobah (Mile High) and now has to face Boba Fett (Ladanian Tomlinson, silently lethal) and I guess Mike Shanahan is Ben Kenobi ("Ben, why didn't you tell me!") telling half-truths and keeping our young hero in the dark.

Return of the Jedi next week? :-)

Help! Get Jake out of carbonite QUICK because we need him!!! Jay is not a fully trained Jedi yet!!!! And The Millenium Falcon (offense) still needs repairs desperately!!!!!!!!

Great thread LynchandPlummer!!!!

[DevilSpawn]

I'm going to go back a couple Episodes to "Revenge of the Sith" :P

Young Padawan Jay Cutler is crowned the new Jedi Master by his teacher, Master Shanahan. As Shanahan drapes his new Padawan in his new orange and blue cloak, Cutler waves to the cheering crowd. He is here to save his people from the doldrums of a 7-4 record. :huh:

Cutler addresses the crowd. With every word spoken, the cheers grow louder. And louder! And louder!! Cutler concludes his rally cry with promises of a second Golden Era that will surpass that of his predecessor, The Elway Chronicles.

Cutler heroically grabs one end of his cloak and swirls around to exit the podium, violently tripping and falling on his face as unbeknowest to him, he was stepping on the other side of his too-cool wonder cape.

Half the crowd leaves. Some throw away their Jay 4 President bumper stickers. Others quickly abandon the Millenium Bandwagon, vowing never to return unless this "new kid" proves his worth.

Shanahan, a proud figure in NFL folklore, gives an expression that explains it all. -> :heh:

Meanwhile, several star systems away, on a cold, dark, desolate chunk of rock and ice that orbits no star, Jake Plummer fights for survival. It was only a few hours ago that he was jettisoned into this unnamed ice giant by those he once called The Supporters. Jake fought a long, hard battle with his newly sworn enemy, Jedi Bronco Fan, but alas, it was a losing battle from the start. Plummer did all he could to lead The Supporters to peace and order, but his best was not good enough. Once a proud member of the Order of the Bronco, Plummer is now a hidden nemesis, thrown into the underachieving abyss of nothingness that the Order assumes is his future.

The few who support him are cast into the Outer Rim Territories, home to the Trolls, where they are jeered for their foolish loyalty and compared to the likes of Darth Charger Fan and the Patriot Sith.

Plummer slowly climbs out of the darkness and extends his bloody hand, but no one is there to receive his desperate plea. His body mangled, his pride severed, Plummer continues to struggle to freedom, fighting back the demons and ghosts that swirl and whisper around his lifeless host.

"Failure!"

"Incompetent!"

"Inexcusable!"

"Interception!"

"Incomplete!"

"4th down and 25!"

He is alone. And he is nearly finished.

Suddenly, a beam of metallic light shines in front of him. Unable to decipher what lies before him, Plummer reaches out once more, only to collapses under his fading strength. He is now a shell of a lifeform.

The mysterious light engulfs Plummer, grabs him by his beard and teleports him to his new home...

A dark figure lurks in the shadows as his minions work on Plummer's wretched body. Hours later, his bruised ego is fixed and he is given a new Life.

"Lord Plummer. Can you hear me?"

"Yes, Master?"

"It is time for you to embark on your new journey. Come and join me. It is time for a reckoning!"

Plummer, in his new garb, walks along the dark and dingy halls of his new home as thousands upon thousands of new Supporters cheer him on. Confused by what surrounds him, Plummer is timid at first, unable to tell if he is amongst friend or foe. His Supporters are not the norm. They were once Enemy. But now they are Friend.

Plummer continues to follow his Master as they walk past his new Following, entering an isolated room surrounded by glowing video screens. Plummer stands and admires what he sees. His master, staggering alongside his new apprentice, asks him one more question.

"Are you ready, Lord Plummer?"

Yes, Master Davis." Plummer replied, as his eyes light up and behold a defense that will finally hold the lead he gives them. :smug:

"Just one more thing, My Master." Plummer begins, "This... Shell. Arthur Shell. Is he still here? Is he my new teacher?

Barely able to put two consecutive breaths together, The Immortal Lord Davis replies,

"I'm afraid that in my anger over the past few years, because of my past, he... is... the only one willing to accept the task to lead you into the next year.

Plummer stands silent for a few moments to let it all soak in before responding...





"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :sad:

[BroncoManiac_69]

LOL! Well Done Devil Spawn. That brought a smile to my face and a CP to your post. :beer:

Edit: I must spread around before CP'ing you again. :ugh:

[WhoDeyBengals]

http://bengals.enquirer.com/2004/10/26/y.jpg

Seemed relevant. :D

[DevilSpawn]

Thanks BM69 :thumb:

http://bengals.enquirer.com/2004/10/26/y.jpg

Seemed relevant. :D
Must've been Steeler fans during one of their "game winning" drives, as there was nothing else to watch (I should talk, right!)

[AntiSteeler]

I belong to the Dark side. Come to the Dark side, we have candy.

[AntiSteeler]

http://bengals.enquirer.com/2004/10/26/y.jpg

Seemed relevant. :DSqueeler Trooper.

[WhoDeyBengals]

Thanks BM69 :thumb:


Must've been Steeler fans during one of their "game winning" drives, as there was nothing else to watch (I should talk, right!)
Actually, that picture was taken at the Bengals victory over the Broncos a few years ago on Monday night. :D

It's not specifically what I was looking for when I googled "bengals stormtrooper," but it's the story that had the best picture.

[WhoDeyBengals]

Squeeler Trooper.
That's a Bengals trooper, dude. You didn't see the stormtrooper at the game last Thursday?! I'm kind of surprised! :eek:

[AntiSteeler]

That's a Bengals trooper, dude. You didn't see the stormtrooper at the game last Thursday?! I'm kind of surprised! :eek:No, considering I had to leave, Urgent business regarding my family..Better type of trooper then, I've seen a Squeeler Trooper.

[WhoDeyBengals]

No, considering I had to leave, Urgent business regarding my family..Better type of trooper then, I've seen a Squeeler Trooper.
Yikes. Now that WOULD be the Dark Side!

Hope all's well with your family, man.

[AntiSteeler]

Yikes. Now that WOULD be the Dark Side!

Hope all's well with your family, man.Heh, it was..nightmarish..he was obese..Haha, anyway, yeah, my Cousin had given birth that night to a baby boy, That's why I hadn't been around the past few days..

[RealBronco]

I'm going to go back a couple Episodes to "Revenge of the Sith" :P

Young Padawan Jay Cutler is crowned the new Jedi Master by his teacher, Master Shanahan. As Shanahan drapes his new Padawan in his new orange and blue cloak, Cutler waves to the cheering crowd. He is here to save his people from the doldrums of a 7-4 record. :huh:

Cutler addresses the crowd. With every word spoken, the cheers grow louder. And louder! And louder!! Cutler concludes his rally cry with promises of a second Golden Era that will surpass that of his predecessor, The Elway Chronicles.

Cutler heroically grabs one end of his cloak and swirls around to exit the podium, violently tripping and falling on his face as unbeknowest to him, he was stepping on the other side of his too-cool wonder cape.

Half the crowd leaves. Some throw away their Jay 4 President bumper stickers. Others quickly abandon the Millenium Bandwagon, vowing never to return unless this "new kid" proves his worth.

Shanahan, a proud figure in NFL folklore, gives an expression that explains it all. -> :heh:

Meanwhile, several star systems away, on a cold, dark, desolate chunk of rock and ice that orbits no star, Jake Plummer fights for survival. It was only a few hours ago that he was jettisoned into this unnamed ice giant by those he once called The Supporters. Jake fought a long, hard battle with his newly sworn enemy, Jedi Bronco Fan, but alas, it was a losing battle from the start. Plummer did all he could to lead The Supporters to peace and order, but his best was not good enough. Once a proud member of the Order of the Bronco, Plummer is now a hidden nemesis, thrown into the underachieving abyss of nothingness that the Order assumes is his future.

The few who support him are cast into the Outer Rim Territories, home to the Trolls, where they are jeered for their foolish loyalty and compared to the likes of Darth Charger Fan and the Patriot Sith.

Plummer slowly climbs out of the darkness and extends his bloody hand, but no one is there to receive his desperate plea. His body mangled, his pride severed, Plummer continues to struggle to freedom, fighting back the demons and ghosts that swirl and whisper around his lifeless host.

"Failure!"

"Incompetent!"

"Inexcusable!"

"Interception!"

"Incomplete!"

"4th down and 25!"

He is alone. And he is nearly finished.

Suddenly, a beam of metallic light shines in front of him. Unable to decipher what lies before him, Plummer reaches out once more, only to collapses under his fading strength. He is now a shell of a lifeform.

The mysterious light engulfs Plummer, grabs him by his beard and teleports him to his new home...

A dark figure lurks in the shadows as his minions work on Plummer's wretched body. Hours later, his bruised ego is fixed and he is given a new Life.

"Lord Plummer. Can you hear me?"

"Yes, Master?"

"It is time for you to embark on your new journey. Come and join me. It is time for a reckoning!"

Plummer, in his new garb, walks along the dark and dingy halls of his new home as thousands upon thousands of new Supporters cheer him on. Confused by what surrounds him, Plummer is timid at first, unable to tell if he is amongst friend or foe. His Supporters are not the norm. They were once Enemy. But now they are Friend.

Plummer continues to follow his Master as they walk past his new Following, entering an isolated room surrounded by glowing video screens. Plummer stands and admires what he sees. His master, staggering alongside his new apprentice, asks him one more question.

"Are you ready, Lord Plummer?"

Yes, Master Davis." Plummer replied, as his eyes light up and behold a defense that will finally hold the lead he gives them. :smug:

"Just one more thing, My Master." Plummer begins, "This... Shell. Arthur Shell. Is he still here? Is he my new teacher?

Barely able to put two consecutive breaths together, The Immortal Lord Davis replies,

"I'm afraid that in my anger over the past few years, because of my past, he... is... the only one willing to accept the task to lead you into the next year.

Plummer stands silent for a few moments to let it all soak in before responding...





"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :sad:


that's freakin' hilarious. i just hope it never, ever comes true. i couldn't think of a more horrible fate for such a wonderful guy. but it gave me an idea so now i might go put my artistic abilities to work.

[BroncoManiac_69]

I belong to the Dark side. Come to the Dark side, we have candy.

LMAO That made me bust out.



Actually, that picture was taken at the Bengals victory over the Broncos a few years ago on Monday night. :D

It's not specifically what I was looking for when I googled "bengals stormtrooper," but it's the story that had the best picture.

I remember seeing that guy. He looks like he is hoisted up by a bunch of Wookies. LOL :goofy:

[JakeGirl]

Jake - Raider story as SIth. You gotta love it! That was brilliant!!! Major CP coming your way!!!

[TheWookieeBronco]

c'mon, have some fun with it, let your inner Star Wars geek shine.

Let's see, our reckless hero Jake Plummer (aka Han Solo) has been encased in carbonite, Young Jay (Luke Skywalker) Cutler is reeling from his Jedi training on Dagobah (Mile High) and now has to face Boba Fett (Ladanian Tomlinson, silently lethal) and I guess Mike Shanahan is Ben Kenobi ("Ben, why didn't you tell me!") telling half-truths and keeping our young hero in the dark.

Return of the Jedi next week? :-)

Good Comparison!

As you can see i am a Star Wars geek!