Ahhhhh good quotes

[OptimusPrime5]

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. :salute:

[Broncofan-13]

Here's a hilarious quote I found awhile back:


"For a while I was big on necrophelia, beastiality, and sado-masochism, until I realized I was just beating a dead horse."


For the win. :laugh:

[CinnaMunMun]

I don't think any of mine beat Paco's but I have a couple:

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

[OptimusPrime5]

Here's a hilarious quote I found awhile back:


"For a while I was big on necrophelia, beastiality, and sado-masochism, until I realized I was just beating a dead horse."


For the win. :laugh:


Ahhhh yes and the only thing worse the beating a dead horse is betting on one :salute:

[Day1BroncoFan]

"Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their player and motivate." Vince Lombardi


A good quote.

[His Wife]

A good quote.

Ah yes...that was an excellent quote!

Cinny - Hooters to Knockers....a guy thought that one up no doubt. :P


I enjoyed reading all these quotes! Lots of fun! Thanks.

[The Hamburgler]

If at first you dont suceed, skydiving isnt for you"

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

[Skywalker]

Does anyone want a Baby Duck Hat now, or is that just me? :P :laugh:

[*Atwater*]

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Kapaibro]

Does anyone want a Baby Duck Hat now, or is that just me? :P :laugh:
The Godzilla-thing sold me on it!

[Broncofan-13]

"contrary to popular belief, the olympic committee is NOT considering the addition of Puppy Kicking to the list of games slated for the 2008 olypimcs in Beijing. Asians are outraged."

[CinnaMunMun]

"contrary to popular belief, the olympic committee is NOT considering the addition of Puppy Kicking to the list of games slated for the 2008 olypimcs in Beijing. Asians are outraged."

As long as we can still eat them...

As long as we can still eat them :laugh:

[Broncofan-13]

As long as we can still eat them...

As long as we can still eat them :laugh:


hey, are you actually on now? was gonna send you a pm, but didnt know if you were on on, or just ninja on.

[CinnaMunMun]

hey, are you actually on now? was gonna send you a pm, but didnt know if you were on on, or just ninja on.

Oh I'm on like DIDDY KONG! :D

Or Donkey Kong if you prefer him. Or Dixie, but she was dumb.

Anywho, yea, I'm only going to be on for another 30 min or so. Sandman is calling.

[Kapaibro]

"contrary to popular belief, the olympic committee is NOT considering the addition of Puppy Kicking to the list of games slated for the 2008 olypimcs in Beijing. Asians are outraged."
In the South Pacific we call it Puppy Punting!

[Broncofan-13]

In the South Pacific we call it Puppy Punting!


:laugh: 3 legged puppy bonus! 1up!

[Kapaibro]

Our best punters are former All Black kickers! Dan Carter has a great future, what with 55 metre kicks!

[Broncofan-13]

Our best punters are former All Black kickers! Dan Carter has a great future, what with 55 metre kicks!


former all black? they pull an MJ? :huh: ;)

[Kapaibro]

former all black? they pull an MJ? :huh: ;)
Nah, I'm just saying that WHEN he retires from international rugby, he'll be a great Puppy Punter!

[Broncofan-13]

Nah, I'm just saying that WHEN he retires from international rugby, he'll be a great Puppy Punter!


ahhh. I am now enlightened....


.....watch me dance. :dance:

[CinnaMunMun]

former all black? they pull an MJ? :huh: ;)

Like this? :D

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7943/jacksonpuppyzy2.png

[Broncofan-13]

Like this? :D

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7943/jacksonpuppyzy2.png


:laugh: somewhat, but the dog looks happy. sounds like a job for your skills as an artist! :D

[CinnaMunMun]

:laugh: somewhat, but the dog looks happy. sounds like a job for your skills as an artist! :D

Crap! Now i have like 10 things I want to get done!