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BigBroncLove
02-22-2007, 09:37 PM
So I was asking myself one day, what makes a top notch Bronco fan? Is it body paint? is it barrels? or is it something more elusive then apparel?

Well here are some tips of mine to becoming a better Bronco fan. Please include tips you think will help others to become better fans, and don't be afraid to let everyone know what makes you a unique member of Bronco country.

So first off I think we should look at how we can become a better Bronco fan in every day activities.

Tip #1 - Carry orange food coloring wherever you go. This way, no matter where you eat, or what you eat, you know you are filling your belly with Bronco country food that shimmers and shines with the Orange we all bleed anyways :D. Also only drink Orange soda whenever possible.

Tip #2 - Bring up Bronco Legends to get out of sticky situations. Are you loosing an arguement with your loved one? do you simply know more then the person you're talking to and don't want to spell it out for them? Well, then let Elway, TD, Zimmerman, Gradishar, Atwater, or any number of Bronco legends do the talking for you...... for example....

you wife says to you "You need to clean the grill, you cooked last night and never scrapped it down." but hey, you don't want to get into an arguement right? Just let TD's amazing career save the day.

respond with, "I would honey, but TD ran for 2000 yards one season."

:eek: Whoa! Problems solved. (Disclaimer: This is not gauranteed to work and may result in bodily damage to unspecified areas if it involves a volitile loved one)

Tip #3 - Always carry a Bronco Country flag with you. You never know what will happen on a day to day basis, and there is no Bronco gear more essential to your every day activity then a Bronco flag. Are you cold? bundle up with the Bronco flag and show your support for the Broncos. See someone in danger, and you need a super hero cape? Don't be worried, strap on the flag to your back and let everyone know that you and the Broncos came to save the day. Stranded at sea and need a way to collect fresh water? use your Bronco flag to collect rain water and smile all day as you remember great Bronco memories. It's uses are endless!

Tip #4 - Do you hate the Raiders and want a way of showing it? Paint a Raider logo at the bottom of your toilet and all your problems will be solved. That way you can crap on the Raiders every day!

That's it for now. I'm feelign a little :goofy: if you can't tell. Add if you want or watch this thread sink to the bottom of the Bronco boards abyss.

AlWilsonizKING
02-22-2007, 09:50 PM
Tip #4 - Do you hate the Raiders and want a way of showing it? Paint a Raider logo at the bottom of your toilet and all your problems will be solved. That way you can crap on the Raiders every day!



That's my favorite and I may just have to do it.......hehehe



#5. Yell out 1-2-3 BRONCOS!!! (then clap) at least once a day at random moments.



PEACE!!!

fcspikeit
02-22-2007, 09:54 PM
lMAO.. :D :salute:

Go Broncos!!!!!!!!! :rockon:

bengaaaaals1688
02-22-2007, 09:59 PM
How to become a better Broncos fan...

Realize that the Broncos suck and become a Bengals fan. :P

AlWilsonizKING
02-22-2007, 10:00 PM
How to become a better Broncos fan...

Realize that the Broncos suck and become a Bengals fan. :P


No way, then I'd start listening to lousy stuff like MnM....hehe ;)



PEACE!!!

bengaaaaals1688
02-22-2007, 10:02 PM
No way, then I'd start listening to lousy stuff like MnM....hehe ;)



PEACE!!!

That would imply that all Bengals fans listen to Eminem, but this is not the case... only the smart ones do. :salute:

BigBroncLove
02-22-2007, 10:05 PM
How to become a better Broncos fan...

Realize that the Broncos suck and become a Bengals fan. :P

No, just like the team, to become a TRUE Bengals fan, you have to have spent at least a few days in jail within the past 8 months :P.

You also have to cringe as a Bengals fan everytime they go for an extra point :D

bengaaaaals1688
02-22-2007, 10:10 PM
No, just like the team, to become a TRUE Bengals fan, you have to have spent at least a few days in jail within the past 8 months :P.

You also have to cringe as a Bengals fan everytime they go for an extra point :D

I have yet to spend any time in jail, and I would like to see you try and discredit me as a Bengals fan. :fight: By the way I know it was a joke, I was being as sarcastic as possible while typing lol.

This... I will be doing lol.:ugh:

Anikai
02-22-2007, 10:12 PM
you could always help out the Bengals by writing them letters while they're locked up...it'll let them know they still have a few fans left.

bengaaaaals1688
02-22-2007, 10:20 PM
you could always help out the Bengals by writing them letters while they're locked up...it'll let them know they still have a few fans left.

True, but I am too lazy to write and send letters... there are many letters I should write that actually have a meaning behind them... besides, the only Bengal that is actually in close trouble to ending up in jail is Henry, so I don't have to worry about it. ;)

Anikai
02-22-2007, 10:25 PM
besides, the only Bengal that is actually in close trouble to ending up in jail is Henry, so I don't have to worry about it. ;)

he'll probably get a DUI on his way to court.. :D

bengaaaaals1688
02-22-2007, 10:29 PM
he'll probably get a DUI on his way to court.. :D

At this point... it wouldn't surprise me if he managed to get arrested for robbing a bank while on his way to court. :goofy:

AlWilsonizKING
02-22-2007, 10:48 PM
#6. Wear a little blue and orange everyday.

#7. Pull an Atwater on Okoyea (sp?) hit on each and every KC fan you see throught your day. Now that would be funny to see.


PEACE!!!

NickTranOwnz
02-22-2007, 11:58 PM
Btw it's Okoye.

Well look on the bright side - you bung-holes are 5th in SB odds.

That is, only if your team stops getting locked up.

I'll be glad to send them letters mocking them on how they just cost their team the SB by getting locked up!

BroncoBJ4MVP!!!
02-23-2007, 12:05 AM
How to become a better Broncos fan...

Realize that the Broncos suck and become a Bengals fan. :P

Orange colored Glasses!
Behave :laugh:

BigBroncLove
02-23-2007, 12:17 AM
Orange colored Glasses!
Behave :laugh:

It was in the General Discussion ofrum when bengaaaals posted thelight hearted smack talk :P. No worries. Good night all, I'm off.

BroncoBJ4MVP!!!
02-23-2007, 12:24 AM
It was in the General Discussion ofrum when bengaaaals posted thelight hearted smack talk :P. No worries. Good night all, I'm off.

Oh, my bad
but was it in the smack section??? :fight:

Cant believe that would make me a better Broncos fan though?? :confused:

CalBroncoFan
02-27-2007, 09:19 PM
I like #4 the best. I would say having some Bronco memorbila on your car.

marcus_miller
03-03-2007, 08:37 PM
great post if i can give cp i will

my tip: for bronco fans how live in other nfl states..... when the broncos come to play the "home" team... put your jersey on....had to the local sports bar...do double shot of three wise men and yell go broncos...if you cant go to the game

p.s. im going to paint a colts symbol in my toilet lol . i really am

Atwnbroncfan
03-03-2007, 08:38 PM
great post if i can give cp i will

my tip: for bronco fans how live in other nfl states..... when the broncos come to play the "home" team... put your jersey on....had to the local sports bar...do double shot of three wise men and yell go broncos...if you cant go to the game

p.s. im going to paint a colts symbol in my toilet lol . i really am

There is an easy way to get beat up.