BigBroncLove
02-22-2007, 09:37 PM
So I was asking myself one day, what makes a top notch Bronco fan? Is it body paint? is it barrels? or is it something more elusive then apparel?
Well here are some tips of mine to becoming a better Bronco fan. Please include tips you think will help others to become better fans, and don't be afraid to let everyone know what makes you a unique member of Bronco country.
So first off I think we should look at how we can become a better Bronco fan in every day activities.
Tip #1 - Carry orange food coloring wherever you go. This way, no matter where you eat, or what you eat, you know you are filling your belly with Bronco country food that shimmers and shines with the Orange we all bleed anyways :D. Also only drink Orange soda whenever possible.
Tip #2 - Bring up Bronco Legends to get out of sticky situations. Are you loosing an arguement with your loved one? do you simply know more then the person you're talking to and don't want to spell it out for them? Well, then let Elway, TD, Zimmerman, Gradishar, Atwater, or any number of Bronco legends do the talking for you...... for example....
you wife says to you "You need to clean the grill, you cooked last night and never scrapped it down." but hey, you don't want to get into an arguement right? Just let TD's amazing career save the day.
respond with, "I would honey, but TD ran for 2000 yards one season."
:eek: Whoa! Problems solved. (Disclaimer: This is not gauranteed to work and may result in bodily damage to unspecified areas if it involves a volitile loved one)
Tip #3 - Always carry a Bronco Country flag with you. You never know what will happen on a day to day basis, and there is no Bronco gear more essential to your every day activity then a Bronco flag. Are you cold? bundle up with the Bronco flag and show your support for the Broncos. See someone in danger, and you need a super hero cape? Don't be worried, strap on the flag to your back and let everyone know that you and the Broncos came to save the day. Stranded at sea and need a way to collect fresh water? use your Bronco flag to collect rain water and smile all day as you remember great Bronco memories. It's uses are endless!
Tip #4 - Do you hate the Raiders and want a way of showing it? Paint a Raider logo at the bottom of your toilet and all your problems will be solved. That way you can crap on the Raiders every day!
That's it for now. I'm feelign a little :goofy: if you can't tell. Add if you want or watch this thread sink to the bottom of the Bronco boards abyss.
Well here are some tips of mine to becoming a better Bronco fan. Please include tips you think will help others to become better fans, and don't be afraid to let everyone know what makes you a unique member of Bronco country.
So first off I think we should look at how we can become a better Bronco fan in every day activities.
Tip #1 - Carry orange food coloring wherever you go. This way, no matter where you eat, or what you eat, you know you are filling your belly with Bronco country food that shimmers and shines with the Orange we all bleed anyways :D. Also only drink Orange soda whenever possible.
Tip #2 - Bring up Bronco Legends to get out of sticky situations. Are you loosing an arguement with your loved one? do you simply know more then the person you're talking to and don't want to spell it out for them? Well, then let Elway, TD, Zimmerman, Gradishar, Atwater, or any number of Bronco legends do the talking for you...... for example....
you wife says to you "You need to clean the grill, you cooked last night and never scrapped it down." but hey, you don't want to get into an arguement right? Just let TD's amazing career save the day.
respond with, "I would honey, but TD ran for 2000 yards one season."
:eek: Whoa! Problems solved. (Disclaimer: This is not gauranteed to work and may result in bodily damage to unspecified areas if it involves a volitile loved one)
Tip #3 - Always carry a Bronco Country flag with you. You never know what will happen on a day to day basis, and there is no Bronco gear more essential to your every day activity then a Bronco flag. Are you cold? bundle up with the Bronco flag and show your support for the Broncos. See someone in danger, and you need a super hero cape? Don't be worried, strap on the flag to your back and let everyone know that you and the Broncos came to save the day. Stranded at sea and need a way to collect fresh water? use your Bronco flag to collect rain water and smile all day as you remember great Bronco memories. It's uses are endless!
Tip #4 - Do you hate the Raiders and want a way of showing it? Paint a Raider logo at the bottom of your toilet and all your problems will be solved. That way you can crap on the Raiders every day!
That's it for now. I'm feelign a little :goofy: if you can't tell. Add if you want or watch this thread sink to the bottom of the Bronco boards abyss.