Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chargers.
Q. What do the Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep a Charger out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Chargers and a dollar Bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Chargers and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
How many San Diego Chargers does it take to change a flat tire?
One....unless it is a blow-out, then the whole team shows up.
How to make San Diego Chargers cookies?
Put them in the Super Bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.
How are the Chargers like a roach at Gillette stadium?
They all scatter when the Pats turn the lights back on.
Q: what do you call a charger with a SB ring
A: a thief
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