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    Charger Jokes

    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The Chargers.

    Q. What do the Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

    Q. How do you keep a Charger out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. What do you call a Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. What's the difference between the Chargers and a dollar Bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    Q. What do the Chargers and a possum have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    How many San Diego Chargers does it take to change a flat tire?

    One....unless it is a blow-out, then the whole team shows up.

    How to make San Diego Chargers cookies?

    Put them in the Super Bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.

    How are the Chargers like a roach at Gillette stadium?

    They all scatter when the Pats turn the lights back on.

    Q: what do you call a charger with a SB ring
    A: a thief

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    Last edited by Joshecalpoly; 05-28-2010 at 07:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshecalpoly View Post
    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The Chargers.

    Q. What do the Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

    Q. How do you keep a Charger out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. What do you call a Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. What's the difference between the Chargers and a dollar Bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    Q. What do the Chargers and a possum have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    How many San Diego Chargers does it take to change a flat tire?

    One....unless it is a blow-out, then the whole team shows up.

    How to make San Diego Chargers cookies?

    Put them in the Super Bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.

    How are the Chargers like a roach at Gillette stadium?

    They all scatter when the Pats turn the lights back on.

    Q: what do you call a charger with a SB ring
    A: a thief

    Q:whats the difference between a charger and a dollar bill
    A: you can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill
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    Why do birds fly upside down over Qualcomm Stadium?

    There's nothing worth ****ting on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshecalpoly View Post
    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The Chargers.

    Q. What do the Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

    Q. How do you keep a Charger out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. What do you call a Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. What's the difference between the Chargers and a dollar Bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    Q. What do the Chargers and a possum have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    How many San Diego Chargers does it take to change a flat tire?

    One....unless it is a blow-out, then the whole team shows up.

    How to make San Diego Chargers cookies?

    Put them in the Super Bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.

    How are the Chargers like a roach at Gillette stadium?

    They all scatter when the Pats turn the lights back on.

    Q: what do you call a charger with a SB ring
    A: a thief

    Q:whats the difference between a charger and a dollar bill
    A: you can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill
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    Q: where do Bronco fans get there Jokes ?
    A : Here http://sspester.blogspot.com/2008/11...nco-jokes.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcharger70 View Post
    Q: where do Bronco fans get there Jokes ?
    A : Here http://sspester.blogspot.com/2008/11...nco-jokes.html
    Too funny!

    And he must of thought the thief and dollar bill jokes were so funny he posted them twice.

    I especially like the blow out joke, since it happens so often.

    Last edited by CHARGER$; 05-28-2010 at 07:17 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DishWater View Post
    Why do birds fly upside down over Qualcomm Stadium?

    There's nothing worth ****ting on.
    There you go, that's better than the entire OP.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcharger70 View Post
    Q: where do Bronco fans get there Jokes ?
    A : Here http://sspester.blogspot.com/2008/11...nco-jokes.html
    All these jokes are tired and overused, but that link you posted was god awful, especially the ones about the Broncos and superbowl rings. I can laugh at my own football team but those were plain awful.

    I loved the "unidentified white substance" on the football field one, or something along those lines, when it was posted though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcharger70 View Post
    Q: where do Bronco fans get there Jokes ?
    A : Here http://sspester.blogspot.com/2008/11...nco-jokes.html

    Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?
    A: To Invesco Field- they never get a touchdown there.

    Ok thats a good one

    By the way most of the joke I posted and the ones on there are common especially the dollar bill joke which is why I didnt realize I already wrote it down.

    Q: Why do the Chargers players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?

    A: So they can park in the handicap spaces.

    Q: What do you call a Chargers fan with half a brain?

    A: Gifted!

    Q: What's the difference between the San Diego Chargers and Cheerios?
    A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.
    Last edited by Joshecalpoly; 05-28-2010 at 09:00 PM.

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    Phillip Rivers,you and the San Diego Chargers just won the superbowl what are you going to do?



    I'm going to disney...aww wake up in a minute. Recurring dreams suck!

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    Didyou flunk college or something?
    This is the most ridiculous smack thread I've seen in a long time.
    No originality whatsoever.
    You stole what someone else wrote towards the Broncos and inserted Chargers in there.
    The jokes on you. What a goof.
    Chargers will be 2-1 vs the Denver Broncos this year

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoRingNoGlory View Post
    Didyou flunk college or something?
    This is the most ridiculous smack thread I've seen in a long time.
    No originality whatsoever.
    You stole what someone else wrote towards the Broncos and inserted Chargers in there.
    The jokes on you. What a goof.
    The most ridiculous? Please, is it only ridiculous because people are cracking jokes on the Dolts? This thread has no where near the level of fail RaiderJoe's threads have. Want to see a ridiculous smack thread? Go on one of RaiderJoe's.

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    here's a good one:

    News bulletin, Nate Kaeding kicker for the San Diego Chargers attempted to commit suicide last night by hanging himself. He failed as he attempted to kick the chair from underneath himself and missed it.

    Adopted Broncos: Peyton Manning and Terrance Knighton

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    OK not a chargers joke..

    OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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