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The Dark Knight
05-30-2004, 06:59 AM
I heard this has happened. He sold the rights to his DNA for an astronomical 530 million dollars. They're gonna clone him and make a bunch. The DNA will be taylored to grow rapidly untill the age of 21 and then the clone will have a normal life span. Memories will be transfered from the original using synaptic conduction. The clones will be put on an Auction block(Ebay is in talks) and full grown Elways will be handed out to the highest bidder. Already there has been alot of interest in the NFL and MLB. There are alot of teams that want to get their hands on these clones. Pat Bowlen has been heard saying that he will get rid of anyone just so he can sign 3 Elway clones. The Yankees are also interested and have ordered a bank-busting 4 Elways!!
It is assumed that by the end of this decade, 80% of the teams in the NFL will be QB'd by Elways.



Benny

StlBroncosFan
05-30-2004, 07:31 AM
You are too much! :laugh: :laugh:

Den21-Bal19
05-30-2004, 11:26 AM
The synaptic memory transfer process. Can we corrupt it so that on football models it only throws the ball to player in Orange & Blue?:cool:

indianaBRONCO
05-30-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Den21-Bal19
The synaptic memory transfer process. Can we corrupt it so that on football models it only throws the ball to player in Orange & Blue?:cool:

If they do that Denver will have successive perfect seasons for as long as the Elways play. :D

The Dark Knight
05-30-2004, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Den21-Bal19
The synaptic memory transfer process. Can we corrupt it so that on football models it only throws the ball to player in Orange & Blue?:cool:

Good Idea.

Coolhand727
06-01-2004, 06:56 PM
hope he doesn't come out looking like this guy

The Dark Knight
06-01-2004, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Coolhand727
hope he doesn't come out looking like this guy

lol
:laugh:

Yeah, me neither.

Jim
06-02-2004, 01:21 AM
I do!

He could throw that damn ball a long ways! :p

The Dark Knight
06-02-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Jim
I do!

He could throw that damn ball a long ways! :p


Elway already can sling it.

I guarantee that dude in the pic won't be able to throw it that far.

Zmabe
06-02-2004, 08:53 PM
too much musly he couldnt make a full rotation with his arm.

The Dark Knight
06-04-2004, 06:37 AM
Originally posted by Zmabe
too much musly he couldnt make a full rotation with his arm.

What does he win Bob?