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rjoneskmeck
07-01-2003, 01:49 PM
Let's get this board going! (not my original idea, but fun.)

What's good for the goose....

broncos_mgr
07-01-2003, 01:56 PM
...is good for the gender (actual mis-translation by a German guy I know).

rjoneskmeck
07-01-2003, 02:12 PM
broncos_mgr, your turn! Funny how translations work. I once read an article about some real funny ones, wish I could find it...

broncos_mgr
07-02-2003, 07:45 AM
A bird in the hand...

Ken Christie
07-02-2003, 11:27 AM
Will leave a mess in your palms.

rjoneskmeck
07-02-2003, 11:31 AM
lol. True.

( is worth two in the bush)

Ken Christie
07-02-2003, 11:36 AM
If at first you don't succeed.....


(This oughta be good)

Elway
07-02-2003, 11:50 AM
Give it up, you're a loser.

rjoneskmeck
07-02-2003, 02:45 PM
try, try again.

(It was a good one!)

The way to a man's heart.....

Elway
07-02-2003, 02:47 PM
Is through his stomache.


It is better to have loved and lost....

rjoneskmeck
07-02-2003, 02:59 PM
than never to have loved at all.

Good fences....

Elway
07-02-2003, 03:02 PM
make good neighbors...

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When the going gets tough....

rjoneskmeck
07-02-2003, 03:10 PM
the tough go shopping? j/k

the tough get going.

You made your bed....

broncos_mgr
07-02-2003, 03:16 PM
...Now take out the trash.

One man's trash...

rjoneskmeck
07-02-2003, 04:02 PM
is another man's treasure.

(lol)

Don't make a mountain....

Elway
07-02-2003, 07:44 PM
out of a molehill.



The only thing we have to fear...

PumpFake
07-02-2003, 08:16 PM
A stitch in time........

Elway
07-03-2003, 06:48 PM
Saves nine...

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If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

rjoneskmeck
07-03-2003, 07:11 PM
it must be a goose?

rjoneskmeck
07-09-2003, 05:16 PM
Time and tide....

UKBronco
07-31-2003, 02:39 PM
.....Are a good thing to be aware of if you're out fishing.





You can have your cake....

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 02:58 AM
...and eat it too...

(How come this has so many views & so few responses?)

An empty tin can...

LawDog
03-04-2004, 10:29 AM
... has many uses.


A man with no friends...

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 10:35 AM
Has no choice but to cheer for the raiders or the chiefs... :D

The early bird...

LawDog
03-04-2004, 10:36 AM
...gets worms for breakfast


between fame and fortune...

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 10:39 AM
Is a paparazi member...

(LOL are we supposed to be actually finishing these with the right words??? haha)

Cheerios & Beer....

LawDog
03-04-2004, 10:41 AM
...breakfast of champions

no, this is funner/more interesting

never put your hand somewhere...

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 10:43 AM
Where it will get dirty (ugh I hate dirty hands!)

The Broncos...

Beretta 07
03-04-2004, 10:48 AM
are better than the chefs

The magic leprachauns...

orangenblue420
03-04-2004, 10:50 AM
Stole all my underwear

A penny saved.........

16JakeTheSnakeX
03-04-2004, 10:51 AM
shalt smite me

once upon a...

Beretta 07
03-04-2004, 10:52 AM
...bad softcore porn flick.

Somewhere over the...

16JakeTheSnakeX
03-04-2004, 10:53 AM
diseased hobo?

The grass is...

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 10:53 AM
Bedpost are the rest of my clothes...

After all this time...

Beretta 07
03-04-2004, 10:53 AM
I've finally learned how to urinate safely


Don't tell me to...

LawDog
03-04-2004, 10:53 AM
...weekend, i seem to have misplaced my good, sunday go-to-church teeth.

If you find yourself with more than 5 bucks...

EDIT: holy cow, you guys are all over this... this was in response to somewhere over the... but nevermind.

16JakeTheSnakeX
03-04-2004, 10:54 AM
screw your mom, that's just wrong!

the greatest thing ever devised is...

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 10:54 AM
...Find yourself some does.

Don't count your...

16JakeTheSnakeX
03-04-2004, 10:59 AM
friends until you lose your money

you can take a boy out of the country...

orangenblue420
03-04-2004, 11:05 AM
But they will still make country music

...Like Short said let....

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 11:06 AM
The good times roll....

Roll out....

orangenblue420
03-04-2004, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by BlueDamsel
The good times roll....

Roll out....

....roll up and smoke.......

Let the good times..............

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 11:25 AM
begin because I'm hungry.

1 in the hand.....

orangenblue420
03-04-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by BlueDamsel
begin because I'm hungry.

1 in the hand.....

Means nothin in his draws

Roses are red......

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 11:32 AM
Violets are blue...
The Chiefs really suck...
And the raiders do too!

Girls are made of sugar & spice and everything nice...

orangenblue420
03-04-2004, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by BlueDamsel
Violets are blue...
The Chiefs really suck...
And the raiders do too!

Girls are made of sugar & spice and everything nice...

which makes us sweet and good to eat.............

Here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5...........

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 11:45 AM
to the 634-5789....

Certain restrictions...

anthonyalvey
03-04-2004, 12:21 PM
:p if it smells like fish eat it

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by anthonyalvey
:p if it smells like fish eat it

The concept of the game escaped you, did it?

orangenblue420
03-04-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by BlueDamsel
to the 634-5789....

Certain restrictions...

...never apply to me

When it rains...

Beretta 07
03-04-2004, 01:33 PM
...the foul stench of poo is upon us

Who let the dogs...

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 03:03 PM
on to the message board?

Beauty is...

LawDog
03-04-2004, 03:32 PM
... an excuse to hide ignorance.


how come they never told you...

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 03:42 PM
what to wear when you're going to your fiance's ex girlfriend's wedding!

The pass by ganon intended for buchanan is....

LawDog
03-04-2004, 04:08 PM
IN....COM....PLETE!


Everything from soup to...

2 Minute Warning
03-04-2004, 05:40 PM
nuts??

Don't take any wooden....

Elway
03-04-2004, 08:39 PM
nickles...



Alls fair in Love &....

BlueDamsel
03-04-2004, 09:32 PM
Football & free agency...*sigh*

This one's...

palehorse
03-05-2004, 01:36 AM
...the one I'm with tonight.


A fool and his money....

BroncoManiac_69
03-06-2004, 12:54 AM
...should never be parted (or something like that)


row row row.........

2 Minute Warning
03-07-2004, 04:37 PM
..your boat

She sells sea shells.....

rcsodak
03-07-2004, 05:07 PM
...for sex.:D

Polly want a.....

dandaman23
03-07-2004, 05:12 PM
at the beach...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....

broncosbeast
03-07-2004, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by dandaman23
at the beach...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....

As much as he wanted to.

All that glitters...

Elway
03-07-2004, 08:53 PM
is stolen...


If you always do what you've always done...

palehorse
03-07-2004, 11:27 PM
....so did all the other bachelor's before you.


A stitch in nine....

Zmabe
03-08-2004, 03:35 AM
hurts alot....

insanity is all but......

BroncoManiac_69
03-08-2004, 12:48 PM
....common in my family.

You put your right foot in..........

orangenblue420
03-08-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
....common in my family.

You put your right foot in..........

your mouth every time you open it - (not directed at anyone in particular, well unless d!cklick was still here)

take me out to the.................

BroncoManiac_69
03-08-2004, 01:03 PM
.....ballgame and buy me some dam peanuts!

open up your mouth and say.........

orangenblue420
03-08-2004, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
.....ballgame and buy me some dam peanuts!

open up your mouth and say.........

aaaahhhhhhhhh - (I cant touch this one w/o getting into trouble) :D

April showers bring..........

2 Minute Warning
03-08-2004, 05:34 PM
Mud and Flowers

Don't put all your eggs........

BroncoManiac_69
03-08-2004, 08:10 PM
.....in one basket

Red rover red rover........

Zmabe
03-09-2004, 03:33 AM
Send elway over

jack and jill......

orangenblue420
03-09-2004, 11:35 AM
Went up the hill (to get IT on!!!!!!!!!!!)

There once was a man from Nantucket...

BroncoManiac_69
03-09-2004, 02:01 PM
....who got up to go to work and said f*ck it

Old mother hubbard........

Beretta 07
03-10-2004, 07:13 PM
rolled over and died.

Oh the thinks you can...

Zmabe
03-11-2004, 12:00 AM
think of....

you know what they say too much cheese........

RunByDesign
03-11-2004, 06:23 AM
....makes for a long stay on the toilet....

And then, when enough men have died.....

BroncoManiac_69
03-11-2004, 01:05 PM
.....send in the women?

Stop dragging my.........

Elway
03-13-2004, 05:36 PM
towel around....


where does he get those wonderful .....

BroncoManiac_69
03-14-2004, 11:03 AM
...toys

How much wood......

Elway
03-15-2004, 08:11 PM
would a woodchuck chuck...



We'll cross that bridge...

BlueDamsel
03-15-2004, 09:52 PM
Are we back to the "real" answers or are we still playin' around?

Real Answer: when we get there.

Smartalec answer: before we burn it.

When mama ain't happy...

orangenblue420
03-15-2004, 10:31 PM
Aint no one happy...............

or

Pappy aint happy




Ring around the rosie.....

BlueDamsel
03-15-2004, 11:02 PM
is what happens when she eats too many...uhh nevermind.

Uhhm pocket full of poseys

Ashes Ashes...we all....

BroncoManiac_69
03-16-2004, 01:01 PM
......blow away in the wind.

Good night sweetheart it's............

BlueDamsel
03-16-2004, 01:04 PM
time to go...I hate to wake you up to say goodbye...

But I'm leaaaaaaaving....

orangenblue420
03-16-2004, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by BlueDamsel
time to go...I hate to wake you up to say goodbye...

But I'm leaaaaaaaving....

on that midnight train to Georgia

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater

BroncoManiac_69
03-16-2004, 01:12 PM
....Peter Peter bathroom beater. LOL

Too each......

BlueDamsel
03-16-2004, 01:29 PM
Her own choice of sock colors!

Boring people...

mattos
03-16-2004, 04:03 PM
. . . are really interesting

i've got to feed my . . .

orangenblue420
03-16-2004, 04:19 PM
appetite for pleasure ;)

Come one, come all......

BlueDamsel
03-16-2004, 06:11 PM
To see the amazing chokers! They'll choke on anything. You can spoonfeed them with home playoff games & 13-3 records & they still manage to choke on them.

We're going to the chapel....

GoDenver
03-16-2004, 09:16 PM
and we're.... goonnnna get naa-a-a-aked!

jack and jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter...

BlueDamsel
03-16-2004, 09:21 PM
...and it still wasn't enough to pick up the 5 dollah...........

Anybody...anybody...

orangenblue420
03-16-2004, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by GoDenver
and we're.... goonnnna get naa-a-a-aked!

jack and jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter...

jill came down with 50 cent and both quarters

Miss Mary Mack

BroncoManiac_69
03-16-2004, 10:12 PM
....gave Jack a whack

My mother always said........

BlueDamsel
03-16-2004, 10:15 PM
you'd better shop around!

Life is like...

mattos
03-17-2004, 08:35 AM
. . . box of vegetables

i came, i saw, . . .

orangenblue420
03-17-2004, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by mattos
. . . box of vegetables

i came, i saw, . . .

I did what needed to be done and left....

Happy........

pikman
03-17-2004, 09:17 AM
St. Patricks day

Whatever doesn't kill you...

orangenblue420
03-17-2004, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by pikman
St. Patricks day

Whatever doesn't kill you...

You'll wish it had......

Live life to the..............

BlueDamsel
03-17-2004, 05:20 PM
End.

My name is...

Denverfanatic
03-18-2004, 08:16 AM
.....Slim Shady

Why do we even bother.....

BroncoManiac_69
03-18-2004, 12:45 PM
...worrying about the Chefs and Faiders. LOL

If at first you don't succeed........

orangenblue420
03-18-2004, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
...worrying about the Chefs and Faiders. LOL

If at first you don't succeed........

Say fuc it - lite up a blunt - and kick back

You never really understand a person until you..........

BroncoManiac_69
03-18-2004, 12:50 PM
....look in their medicine cabinet

The best thing about being a Bronco fan is.............

2 Minute Warning
03-19-2004, 05:39 PM
They collect Teady Bears...but won't admit it:p

If you've seen it once.......

BlueDamsel
03-19-2004, 05:52 PM
Then you must go back for seconds! ;)

Where's the...

RealBronco
03-20-2004, 09:15 AM
bacon?

vini vidi....

BlueDamsel
03-20-2004, 02:01 PM
Vici...

There wasn't anything funny I could do to that one! :D

New Jersey...get a ....

2 Minute Warning
03-20-2004, 06:04 PM
.......more coloful licsence plate

Not till the cows.........

BlueDamsel
03-20-2004, 07:22 PM
Get up and dance to the light of the moon.

Get a....

KG21
03-20-2004, 08:35 PM
.....job you lazy ass


you'd lose your head if......

BlueDamsel
03-20-2004, 09:33 PM
You hung out with Marie Antoinette... ;)

Then let them eat....

GoDenver
03-21-2004, 01:24 PM
more and more peaches! (was hard to keep that from being x-rated)

there once was a man from nantucket......

2 Minute Warning
03-21-2004, 02:35 PM
who fell in a bucket......seriously close to being xxx rated:eek:


Jack and Jill..........

BlueDamsel
03-21-2004, 02:44 PM
....and Jill came tumbling after... (skipped the whole middle part, you fill in your own blanks! ;))

There's a hole in the...

GoDenver
03-21-2004, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by BlueDamsel
....and Jill came tumbling after... (skipped the whole middle part, you fill in your own blanks! ;))

There's a hole in the...

top, one in the back too and a really, really nice one in the front!

i had a lighter to light the fire....

Zmabe
03-22-2004, 03:39 AM
....but it exploded in my pocket

i once knew a guy.......................

BroncoManiac_69
03-22-2004, 01:19 PM
.....that did laundry.

Open wide and............

Nixhex78
03-22-2004, 03:29 PM
Aaaahhhhh!

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Birds of feather......

Scarface
03-23-2004, 12:18 PM
flock together.


If you want to make an omelette....

Ohio Broncos
03-23-2004, 12:28 PM
you have to break a couple of eggs.

Okay.......

BroncoManiac_69
03-23-2004, 12:37 PM
........let's kick some A$$!

Let's get ready to..........

Scarface
03-23-2004, 01:00 PM
rumble.

It's only after you've lost everything....

orangenblue420
03-23-2004, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Scarface
rumble.

It's only after you've lost everything....

that you start taking everyone elses stuff (ask the raiders - LOL)

Life is hard.........

Nixhex78
03-23-2004, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by orangenblue420
that you start taking everyone elses stuff (ask the raiders - LOL)

Life is hard.........

Deal With It!!

If you can't take the heat.......

griffinistheman
03-23-2004, 02:30 PM
...you must be a Chef fan...

Look both ways...

Nixhex78
03-23-2004, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by griffinistheman
...you must be a Chef fan...

Look both ways...

...Or you might step on Quentin Griffin


Never judge a book......

dandaman23
03-23-2004, 08:38 PM
by its cover..

If you stay out in the cold to long........

GoDenver
03-24-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by dandaman23
by its cover..

If you stay out in the cold to long........

....it'll be harder to pee

one flew over the.....

dandaman23
03-24-2004, 01:51 AM
crop circle..

You look into the magazine and.......

GoDenver
03-24-2004, 02:13 PM
...wonder how much that chick got paid for posing like that

look both ways before you....

Javalon
03-24-2004, 07:07 PM
...leap into the hornet's nest.


The calm before the...

BlueDamsel
03-24-2004, 07:25 PM
Broncos kick butt! :)

The more the...

RealBronco
03-25-2004, 01:13 AM
...merrier

"it takes a big dog to weigh a...

Zmabe
03-25-2004, 03:31 AM
watermelon"

the best women.....

orangenblue420
03-25-2004, 11:53 AM
Are on this site :D

(I had a perverted answer but will keep it to myself ;) )

Once upon a time......

horsesense
03-25-2004, 12:20 PM
in a Galaxy far far away.
Your only young

orangenblue420
03-25-2004, 12:24 PM
when you dont wanna be

Time flies......

horsesense
03-25-2004, 12:41 PM
on week-ends and holidays

orangenblue420
03-25-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by horsesense
on week-ends and holidays

Forgot the saying - have i got you all in a tizzy or what - hehehehe :goofy:

horsesense
03-25-2004, 01:03 PM
As a matter of fact ;) .
You get the pm.
Your x must be a fool btw:D

orangenblue420
03-25-2004, 01:21 PM
Fool is being nice - I can think of a TON of better things to call him-and i bet you can only imagine what kind words I would chose :D

Check your PM's - I hit ya back

The evil that......

horsesense
03-25-2004, 02:13 PM
your turn

orangenblue420
03-25-2004, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by orangenblue420

The evil that......

GoDenver
03-25-2004, 11:16 PM
.....overwhelms the whitehouse

i wish i was a little bit.......

Jim
03-26-2004, 12:16 AM
...more like a tiger... (wtf?)


When the sky starts falling, I will swim....

GoDenver
03-26-2004, 12:31 PM
...and catch it in my teeth

open your mouth and say.......

BroncoManiac_69
03-26-2004, 12:39 PM
......RAIDERS SUCK!

The next best thing.........

Denver_kicksass
03-26-2004, 11:25 PM
unless its made of dead raider fans.

dont stop drinking untill...

thedamonicplagu
03-27-2004, 12:17 AM
u cant pick urself up.

Hangovers hurt the most when u drink.....

GoDenver
03-27-2004, 06:50 PM
....without taking a break

a nickel on the roof is.........