Airplane!

[The Dark Knight]

I'm watching it right now. Oh, man, this movie is an absolute total classic. One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on screen...second only to The Big Lebowski of course.

"That's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell shock...thinks he's Ethel Merman."

"Headquarters? What is it?"
"It's a big building where generals meet. But that's not important right now."

"What a pisser!"

(captain is talking to the Mayo Clinic on phone)
"Excuse me, this is the operator, Captain Oveur. I have an emergency call for you on line 5, from a Mr. Ham."
"All right, give me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo."

"We have clearance, Clarence."
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"



Also, the bit where they play "Stayin' Alive" is cool, 'cos the song is speeded up a bit, sounds a lot better that way!

Airplane II was pretty good too. If only for scenes like this:

"Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?"
"Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn."
"So Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger?'
"That's right, Dunn was over Unger and I was over...Dunn."
"So you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn."
"Dunn was over Unger...and I was over Dunn."


"That's exactly what they'll be expecting us to do!"

[Jared]

That might ve in my top 10. Ilove the part in teh opening scene where the two PA announcers in the airpost are arguing over whish zone if for loadinga dn unloading, red or white, and then the female voice drops a bomb:

"This is about that abortion, isn't it?"

That was 1980, that HAD to shock some people.

[Booher]

best line........"striker,striker,striker" ......then bamn he striked her...........I love it

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by Jared
That might ve in my top 10. Ilove the part in teh opening scene where the two PA announcers in the airpost are arguing over whish zone if for loadinga dn unloading, red or white, and then the female voice drops a bomb:

"This is about that abortion, isn't it?"

That was 1980, that HAD to shock some people.

Holy crap! We agreed on more than one movie?

What is the world coming too?
:0

lol!

[Jeff Lebowski]

Re: Airplane!

Originally posted by The Dark Knight
I'm watching it right now. Oh, man, this movie is an absolute total classic. One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on screen...second only to The Big Lebowski of course.

"I like your style dude."

The Big Lebowski is the best comedy ever.

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

"Excuse me stewardess, i speak jive."

[Den21-Bal19]

Such a hilariously funny film, absolute class,

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smokin'"

& the 'Manual Inflation Device" on the autopilot.!!

"Surely you can't be serious"
"I'm always serious & don't call me Shirley!"

Pure Class.

[The Dark Knight]

Re: Re: Airplane!

Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
"I like your style dude."

The Big Lebowski is the best comedy ever.

Thank you and yes, your right.

[Diggler]

"Billy, you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
"Excuse me stewardess, i speak jive."

Fat babe, slide a piece of the porter and drink side run the java.


Looky here...I can dig grease and chompin' on some butter and draggin' through the garden!

[shawny]

YOUR TOO LOW DAMNIT!!!!!!

[Zmabe]

airplane certenly a funny @$$ movie man its one of my favorites. airplane 2 aint bad either.

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by shawny
YOUR TOO LOW DAMNIT!!!!!!

"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip that. "