1st Annual Broncomania Awards

[AlWilsonOwnsU]

I've decided to have a Broncos award ceremony right here on our board. We will vote on things like Funniest Bronco, Smartest Bronco, Fastest Bronco, Best Hands, Hardest hitter ect.... i will post a category with the nominees every day and after like a week i'll have the official announcements.

i figure if someone can get people to talk about wahts going on in his madden game this will be fun!

[bronx_2003]

is there an award for most knowledgeable bronco?? if so, whats my prize??

[RunByDesign]

And the winner of the first annual Most Forgetful Bronco Award goes to: AlWilsonOwnsU

[Elway4King]

How about an award for the Bronco with the fastest 40 time? I ran one in 6.4 once. I was running and fell but Garth Brooks picked me up and told me to stand outside the fire, whatever that means. So I did and I ran a 4.7. Gee thanks Garth.

Cody J. Esquire

[Zmabe]

what about the strangest bronco? go me.

[GoDenver]

.......then there was this one time....... at band camp..... and they deleted like a total of 1500 of my posts

then this one time........ at band camp.... i got a 'final' verbal warning

hey all you chicks, there's also a "nice ass" award. so all you females around here, do the ol' bending over to put on your underwear pose, have someone (from behind you of course) take a picture of you. if you dont feel like posting here amongst everyone, i completely understand. so to make it easier on you, i have completely cleaned out my message box. go ahean n send 'em over... i'll be the only EXTREMELY FAIR judge.

[Nixhex78]

Originally posted by Elway4King
How about an award for the Bronco with the fastest 40 time? I ran one in 6.4 once. I was running and fell but Garth Brooks picked me up and told me to stand outside the fire, whatever that means. So I did and I ran a 4.7. Gee thanks Garth.

Cody J. Esquire

You crack me up sometimes man.

[Elway4King]

How about an award for the best baseball player. I might have a chance at that one. I wasn't very good but then I saw this documentary on ESPN about this video you could buy about Tom Imansky's back-to-back-to-back AAU National Champions. Fred McGriff even talked about it. I bought the tape and six weeks later I got it. No one will play ball with me but man I can throw a ball into a trash can better than Steve our trash man. He is always telling me to follow my dreams, he did.

I even got a free "I'm #1" hat. I was so tired of beating around the bush about it that I just had to have the hat. My dog got a free "hot stuff" necklace as well. Sometimes I put the hat on, stare at the mirror and say "this is the instructional video that gets results." Man, I look just like Fred McGriff, except I'm white, and short, and have a patch over my right eye, and have tubes in my ears due to drainage, and I don't really have a mirror so I just stare at the tin foil I have hanging around my house to keep the aliens out. Really, I think I look more like a short Bob Horner

Oh well, off to throw some baseballs in the trash.

Cody J. Esquire

[Elway4King]

How about an award for the most charitable person. I once sat outside Wal Mart to collect donations for people fighting emphysema and gave free cigarettes to everyone who donated. I helped two fronts that day I think. Some people were really mad at me and shouted obsenities and tore up my posters. Man, I guess those people just really like emphysema. Weird.

Cody J. Esquire

[Elway4King]

Oh, one more then I am off to bed. How about one for the best singer and dancer. My aunt, who is the smartest lady I know, says I sing like an angel. She is deaf so it sounds like she is saying anthel but I know what she means. She loves the dance I do to "Walking on Sunshine" she laughs every time because she knows how wrong people are when they say I'm a dork. She is so nice, whenever she has a party she invites me over to dance and sing in front of her friends. They love me to and laugh also. My aunt says it's because they can't believe I have so much more talent than my aunt.

If anyone doesn't believe I can sing and dance I challenge them. I have gotten very good at "Dance, Dance, Revolution." I just beat Shi-Ji-Fouey the local champ. He was extremely mad afterwards and broke my little drum deal that Mr. Miyagi gave me.

Just to warn people, my specialty is '80s tunes. I can sing a mean version of Kenny Loggins "Meet Me Halfway." It even brought tears to John Grimsley and Bull Hurley's eyes.

Cody J. Esquire

[GoDenver]

Originally posted by Elway4King
Oh, one more then I am off to bed. How about one for the best singer and dancer. My aunt, who is the smartest lady I know, says I sing like an angel. She is deaf so it sounds like she is saying anthel but I know what she means. She loves the dance I do to "Walking on Sunshine" she laughs every time because she knows how wrong people are when they say I'm a dork. She is so nice, whenever she has a party she invites me over to dance and sing in front of her friends. They love me to and laugh also. My aunt says it's because they can't believe I have so much more talent than my aunt.

If anyone doesn't believe I can sing and dance I challenge them. I have gotten very good at "Dance, Dance, Revolution." I just beat Shi-Ji-Fouey the local champ. He was extremely mad afterwards and broke my little drum deal that Mr. Miyagi gave me.

Just to warn people, my specialty is '80s tunes. I can sing a mean version of Kenny Loggins "Meet Me Halfway." It even brought tears to John Grimsley and Bull Hurley's eyes.

Cody J. Esquire

i got 2 questions in regards to this post. the first one being... can you just really make this stuff up or is all that stuff you said true? the second one is, do you know what a "dork" is? if so, i'd kindly ask your kenny loggins listening to, half deaf aunt's friends to quit calling you one. (its a male sex reproductive organ. that means they're calling you like a 7 foot long *****)

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by GoDenver
i got 2 questions in regards to this post. the first one being... can you just really make this stuff up or is all that stuff you said true? the second one is, do you know what a "dork" is? if so, i'd kindly ask your kenny loggins listening to, half deaf aunt's friends to quit calling you one. (its a male sex reproductive organ. that means they're calling you like a 7 foot long *****)

My aunt's friends don't call me a dork other people do. Mean people. And my wife is not that big of a Kenny Loggins fan I am. She prefers the Weather Girls and Abba. I'm glad you care, I wish I had friends like you here. I wish I had friends. I wish I wish I wouldn't have killed that fish.

Cody J. Esquire

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by heaney
you are too much E4K, I cant believe you take compliments on your singing from you deaf aunt and then use them to make yourself sound like a good singer

Hey man, she loves me and I am a good singer. Simon told me to leave but that guy doesn't know talent. He's too hyped up on roids. I wish you could hear me sing. Really I do. I think you'd be amzed by my prowess behind the mike. I've have the vocal range of a Gleeberry bird and the vocabulary of Jesse Jackson. Yes my musically deprived connoisseur, my vocality rivals the great minstrel bairds of King Henry the VIII. The malcontent of my former prowess has enlightened me to a drove of erogenous, occipital manipulations that lead to pure masturbatory bliss.

Cody J. Esquire