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    What is the biggest lie you have been told. There are so many to choose from. I guess the biggest would be " I'm pregnant and it's yours'". She wasnt pregnant at the time, she just didnt want me to break up with her. The funny thing is, I believed her and stayed with her. Only for her to really get pregnant by someone else. skank!

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    Well, one i was younger I told this girl i couldn't go to the prom with her because I had to go to a funeral...this was after i told her yes and I dispensed this info. the day of the prom...but this was years ago. What a d!ck i was.

    "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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    • #3
      I've told lil white lies to my ex-wife and such... but I am a horrible liar ( I get a $hit eating grin on my face when I do )... thus, I'm fairly incapable at lying.

      Nuff said...

      Not as lean & Not as mean.. but damn proud to claim the title of (former) U.S. Marine
      ~DBMAdsf Llaus @T m0 P^~

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      • #4
        Originally posted by NOLABroncofan
        I've told lil white lies to my ex-wife and such... but I am a horrible liar ( I get a $hit eating grin on my face when I do )... thus, I'm fairly incapable at lying.

        Nuff said...
        I was really asking what lies have been told to you.

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        • #5
          Oh, well, i'm not sure, because I never found out, but if i do, those fcukers are dead

          "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bleedbluorange
            I was really asking what lies have been told to you.
            Ahh... apologies...

            Well,

            Had a g/f a while back that borrowed $200 from me, then split. Turned off her cell phone, moved, and all that. For $200 ??? What a joke.

            Nuff said...

            Not as lean & Not as mean.. but damn proud to claim the title of (former) U.S. Marine
            ~DBMAdsf Llaus @T m0 P^~

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            • #7
              Ya, my earlobes get red when I lie... ...And unfortunetly that has made me incable of telling my mom that I am going to stay the night at a friends house instead of going to a party.. ...And also when ever I am playing BS with my friends I always lose because they can always tell I am lying...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by westflbroncostud
                "im 5'6 135 and i bench 200 pounds 10 times"
                Hahaha...ya that AfricanGod character is funny..haha..

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                • #9
                  You know, someone told me that the Raiders were going to be competitive last year....I was looking for some good rivalry competition last year & was very disappointed - they didn't even put up a fight!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BlueDamsel
                    You know, someone told me that the Raiders were going to be competitive last year....I was looking for some good rivalry competition last year & was very disappointed - they didn't even put up a fight!
                    That's a great one!

                    Well, there's always the whole Santa Claus fib.
                    "You can't take the sky from me..."
                    ------
                    "You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding"

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                    • #11
                      i think the worst lye anyone could every hear would be "im not cheating on you" but it would be worse if they found out the truth
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by PrimeTime2479
                        ARE YOU SAYING SANTA ISNT REAL?
                        Brace yourself for some more bad news


















                        neither is the easter bunny
                        Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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                        • #13
                          Thank goodness for the tooff fairy....
                          "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
                          tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
                          men."

                          -- Samuel Adams

                          sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by rcsodak
                            Thank goodness for the tooff fairy....

                            sorry...also not real

                            however

                            EVERYONE knows that the Great Pumpkin is


                            Right?
                            Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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