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  • 25 Things you'd Love to say at Work

    Thought the working class on this board would enjoy some of these.

    1) I can see your point, but your still full of crap.
    2) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
    3) I see you've set aside this time to humiliate youself in public.
    4)I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
    5) I'm reall easy to get along with...once you people learn to worship me.
    6) Ahhh...I see the screwup fairly has visited us again.
    7) I like you...you remind me of when I was young and stupid.
    8) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    9) Does everyone visualize duct tape over your mouth so early in the conversation?
    10) I will always cherish the initial misconseptions I had about your being competent.
    11) Thank you...we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
    12) see sig.
    13) What am I...flypaper for freaks?
    14) And your crybaby...whiney-butt opinion would be...?
    15) Do I look like a people person?
    16) I started out with nothing...and still have most of it left.
    17) Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
    18) If I throw a sick...will you leave?
    19) Errors have been made...others will be blamed!
    20) Whatever kind of look you were going for...you missed!
    21) Nice perfume...must you marinate in it?
    22) How do I set a laser printer to stun?
    23) How about never...is never good enough for you?
    24) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
    25) CHAOS...PANIC...DISORDER...my work here is done.
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

  • #2
    but true!
    I manage a bodyshop...I'd like to shoot some of the people i deal with or atleast pick the appropiate responce from the list
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by PrimeTime2479
      I work in an autoshop and Id like to tell my boss/manager some of these things lol
      I'm a working manager...so I do my best to make sure things go right.
      Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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      • #4
        It's what we managers are to do.
        Originally posted by boltzpride619
        What's so funny is seeing all this mess that the Donks and the fans have placed on themselves. Can you say Raiders.

        Originally posted by RunByDesign
        True comedy is observing the Self Imploding Organization that is the Raiders and then asking yourself this question:

        What separates them (Raiders) from us (Chargers)

        Answer: Championships.

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        • #5
          Or there is always this line:

          "I'm sorry you must have the wrong number, you were looking for someone who cared."
          The Game Day Thread: Year 16 in progress!!! sigpic

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