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Thought the working class on this board would enjoy some of these.
1) I can see your point, but your still full of crap.
2) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
3) I see you've set aside this time to humiliate youself in public.
4)I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
5) I'm reall easy to get along with...once you people learn to worship me.
6) Ahhh...I see the screwup fairly has visited us again.
7) I like you...you remind me of when I was young and stupid.
8) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
9) Does everyone visualize duct tape over your mouth so early in the conversation?
10) I will always cherish the initial misconseptions I had about your being competent.
11) Thank you...we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
12) see sig.
13) What am I...flypaper for freaks?
14) And your crybaby...whiney-butt opinion would be...?
15) Do I look like a people person?
16) I started out with nothing...and still have most of it left.
17) Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
18) If I throw a sick...will you leave?
19) Errors have been made...others will be blamed!
20) Whatever kind of look you were going for...you missed!
21) Nice perfume...must you marinate in it?
22) How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23) How about never...is never good enough for you?
24) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
25) CHAOS...PANIC...DISORDER...my work here is done.
1) I can see your point, but your still full of crap.
2) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
3) I see you've set aside this time to humiliate youself in public.
4)I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
5) I'm reall easy to get along with...once you people learn to worship me.
6) Ahhh...I see the screwup fairly has visited us again.
7) I like you...you remind me of when I was young and stupid.
8) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
9) Does everyone visualize duct tape over your mouth so early in the conversation?
10) I will always cherish the initial misconseptions I had about your being competent.
11) Thank you...we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
12) see sig.
13) What am I...flypaper for freaks?
14) And your crybaby...whiney-butt opinion would be...?
15) Do I look like a people person?
16) I started out with nothing...and still have most of it left.
17) Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
18) If I throw a sick...will you leave?
19) Errors have been made...others will be blamed!
20) Whatever kind of look you were going for...you missed!
21) Nice perfume...must you marinate in it?
22) How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23) How about never...is never good enough for you?
24) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
25) CHAOS...PANIC...DISORDER...my work here is done.
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