Best fart ever

[Superchop7]

After a night of beer.......in a Safeway.....it was.....well.....glorious.......

It was the perfect mixture.....


And yours ????

[Bronco_Armada]

Did you know on average the human body (male and female) releases 1 liter of gas from their "rear" per day.

[BroncoManiac_69]

Did you know on average the human body (male and female) releases 1 liter of gas from their "rear" per day.

I knew I missed an important topic in my fun facts thread today.

[BroncoManiac_69]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

You should have been in my home office here about 5 minutes ago.

[CinnaMunMun]

In my roommates room, while sitting on his bed.

Classic part: He didn't catch a whiff until I left. Just plain awesome

[BroncoManiac_69]

This thread stinks.

[Bronco_Armada]

It just so happens some of my friends talked about their fart’s during lunch. It was gross. I lost my apatite. And it was such a tasty roast beef sandwich what a waste.

Since I don't have any stories (a fart is a fart to me) I'll share my friends story that made me lose my lunch.

He was walking to school in the winter during 10th (below zero temp.) Thought he had to fart, turned out to be diarrhea, dripped down his leg and froze to skin.

Frozen crap. What do you know.

[Peanut]

I'm so glad all you guys are sharing this with us.

Saw the title. Should have stayed away.

[Bronco_Armada]

I'm so glad all you guys are sharing this with us.

Saw the title. Should have stayed away.

so you would not want to click on the link below then


http://www.jeffssite.net/Fart%20facks.htm

[Peanut]

Nope. Not going to do it. Even if I am curious (which is how I ended up here in the first place).

Nope.....

[BroncoManiac_69]

It just so happens I get this today.

~ The Big One ~

It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by

Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat

My sister and my brother
Stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church

My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew
Heads were turnin', eyes were burnin'

Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church

He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church

He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church

Performed by
Confederate Railroad


http://denimandlace.50megs.com/1bigone.html

[HEYGUNES]

I'm not certain what's more depressing, that somebody thought this thread was a good idea, or that people actually went along with it.

[AlWilsonizKING]

There was a thred like this on another MB I visit, except the topic was why they smell different in the bathtub........hahahahahahahahahaha


Something to do with the conditions of heat and humidity.






PEACE!!!

[Bronco_Armada]

BUMP!

Because a particular thread reminded me of this thread.



about 2 years ago

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

Fart jokes never get old.

One time my best bud and I got these 2 girls numbers a few years ago and he called them but freaked out and hung up the phone before letting the biggest fart out on the wooden floor causing the whole damn room to shake.

It was the most epic fart I have ever witnessed..