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  • How do you want to be 'laid to rest'?

    Ozzy's thread about talking tombstones prompted this thread.

    How do you want to be 'laid to rest'? Do you want to be buried or cremated? Ashes sprinkled in the mountains or shot into outerspace? Any particular last wishes that you would want fufilled?

  • #2
    I'd like to have a decent funeral, but I know I'll just become MacDonald's meat.
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    • #3
      I want to be cremated, I dont want bugs and stuff crawling through my body..eww...

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      • #4
        I want to be cryogenically frozen, put in a space capsule, and launched into a high orbit that wouldn't decay for 500 years.

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        • #5
          Just thrown in a hole and dirt on top.
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          • #6
            Who wants to be laid to rest... I want to be immortal!!!
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            • #7
              I want A pyramid built and all kinds of curses put all through it....
              Mr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...

              Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

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              • #8
                Cremate me and spread my ashes over YellowStone Lake.
                Originally posted by boltzpride619
                What's so funny is seeing all this mess that the Donks and the fans have placed on themselves. Can you say Raiders.

                Originally posted by RunByDesign
                True comedy is observing the Self Imploding Organization that is the Raiders and then asking yourself this question:

                What separates them (Raiders) from us (Chargers)

                Answer: Championships.

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                • #9
                  I can't die... Just called me Mc Leod !!!
                  Just talk slowly please... I'm French

                  GO BRONCOS


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                  • #10
                    Like I said before I want to be cremated, and then I want someone to spread my ashes over the Petersville area...Or over Hatcher Pass...

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                    • #11
                      When you get to be my age just being laid is a treat in itself, Ill take it any ole way...






                      Really tho. Cremate me and scatter the ashes over Black Lake Resort in Nipomo Ca.

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                      • #12
                        Take all my parts, my guts, my skin, my eyes, my marrow, and donate them whever they can be used. Burn the rest. I don't care what you do witht he ashes.
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                        • #13
                          I want to be put on the top of Invesco Field... Where the horse is above the scoreboard, knock the horse off and put my casket up there!
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                          • #14
                            Heh, this turned out to be pretty interesting.

                            For myself, I don't want to be cremated, I want to be a skeleton! And I am going to request being buried with a huge two handed battle axe. Now I don't really plan on rising from the dead, but just in case it happens, I want to be prepared! When all the other skeletons are using sticks and shovels and rocks, I will be the scary mofo slicing people in half with my big axe!! Then, after I decapitate some poor person, I can pause, look at my axe, and say "Boy. That was thinking a head!", and cackle!!!

                            I'll go to great lengths for a good pun.

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                            • #15
                              In newmexicos basketball stadium its said that one of the most beloved and longest New Mexico Lobos Fans is burried in the roof his son comes to every game....
                              Mr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...

                              Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

                              Homer: I was raised on TV....and i turned out TV

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