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Ozzy's thread about talking tombstones prompted this thread.
How do you want to be 'laid to rest'? Do you want to be buried or cremated? Ashes sprinkled in the mountains or shot into outerspace? Any particular last wishes that you would want fufilled?
I want A pyramid built and all kinds of curses put all through it....
Mr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Take all my parts, my guts, my skin, my eyes, my marrow, and donate them whever they can be used. Burn the rest. I don't care what you do witht he ashes.
For myself, I don't want to be cremated, I want to be a skeleton! And I am going to request being buried with a huge two handed battle axe. Now I don't really plan on rising from the dead, but just in case it happens, I want to be prepared! When all the other skeletons are using sticks and shovels and rocks, I will be the scary mofo slicing people in half with my big axe!! Then, after I decapitate some poor person, I can pause, look at my axe, and say "Boy. That was thinking a head!", and cackle!!!
In newmexicos basketball stadium its said that one of the most beloved and longest New Mexico Lobos Fans is burried in the roof his son comes to every game....
Mr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
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