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i've watchedthe show so much i cant really pinpooint exactly which one....id probaly say ralph or homer ralph cuz hes stupid but homer probably because he is like so branching out of a character....
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19Homer63.16%12Marge0.00%0Bart0.00%0Lisa0.00%0Maggie0.00%0Grandpa Simpson10.53%2Flanders5.26%1Mr Burns5.26%1Smithers0.00%0other (sorry i didnt include krust or sideshow bob but theres no room)15.79%3Mr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
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MOE!!!
It's gotta be Moe! Is there anyone with better lines?
"There gonna take my tumbs."
"Now seriously who wears cletes to a mall?"
"What you don't like my breadsacks."
"I'm better then dirt. Except for that fancy store bought dirt with all its nutrients and stuff. I can't compete with that."
"The feds are here! Get him back to Seaworld."
And the all-time best. Ned: "Can't we come up with a name that's a little less blasphemous?"
Moe: "How about the Christ Punchers?"
Cody"I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
"These people need me." Zack Morris
"Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
"I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
"COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
"McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
"The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
"Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
"Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
"With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
"Neener neener!" Zack Morris
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He has his one liners....Mr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: I was raised on TV....and i turned out TVComment
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Homer's the man, but what about Ralph? "My cat's breath smells like cat food." or "Hi Lisa! Hi super nintendo Chalmers!" (to Lisa and superintendent Chalmers)Comment
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Ralph is so much more have you seen the one where ralph and part have a playdate or the one where they ralph falls in love with lisa....Mr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: I was raised on TV....and i turned out TVComment
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It has got to be Grandpa Simpson, this guy is soooo funny..LMAO!...His voice alone makes me laugh..HAHAHA!WE ARE WHO THEY THOUGHT WE WEREComment
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Hey Ralph, what do those berries taste like?
"They taste like burning"
"The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."Comment
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D'Oh...Ozzy
The "New Black Sabbath"Comment
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Professor Frank "Glavin", Ralph "It says be mine, and there's a picture of a bee." Mayor Quimby, "Au Gratin Potatoes, now that's a quality side."Comment
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HOMER!sigpicComment
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"Me failing English? But that's unpossible!"Originally posted by Diggler
Homer's the man, but what about Ralph? "My cat's breath smells like cat food." or "Hi Lisa! Hi super nintendo Chalmers!" (to Lisa and superintendent Chalmers)
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"Today's the tomorrow that you should've feared yesterday."Comment
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"You notice i no longer say Libary or Tomari"Mr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: I was raised on TV....and i turned out TVComment
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Homer is like some sort of philosopher for our age...or at least a very good parody of one.
Read "The d'oh of Homer" funny stuff.
Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...
The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
You should check these guys outComment
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I voted Homer but seriously..they're all funny as hell..
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yeaMr.Burns- Why Smithers doesnt even know the meaning of the word gay...
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: I was raised on TV....and i turned out TVComment
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