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[hugelynchfan]

Originally posted by Elway4King
So I looked at my beloved, and said, "I'm sorry, but it looks like Bhea Arthur is going to cause me to masterbate.



Estelle Getty may look ______________ but really she is a ___________ since her last visit with Dr. Feltersnatch.

Cody J. Esquire

Estelle Getty may look homely but really she is a fully functioning transgendered male since her last visit with Dr. Feltersnatch.

Dr. Feltersnatch has been known to take a mirror and look in ____ when he feels the urge to ________.

[Elway4King]

Originally posted by hugelynchfan
Estelle Getty may look homely but really she is a fully functioning transgendered male since her last visit with Dr. Feltersnatch.

Dr. Feltersnatch has been known to take a mirror and look in ____ when he feels the urge to ________.

Dr. Feltersnatch has been known to take a mirror and look in orifaces when he feels the urge to masticate.

The Dodo is extinct but if you ask ________ he/she would tell you that a emu with a cleft pallet just spotted one over at _________ eating a mooseneck pie with a __________.

Cody J. Esquire

[hugelynchfan]

Originally posted by Elway4King
Dr. Feltersnatch has been known to take a mirror and look in orifaces when he feels the urge to masticate.

The Dodo is extinct but if you ask ________ he/she would tell you that a emu with a cleft pallet just spotted one over at _________ eating a mooseneck pie with a __________.

Cody J. Esquire

The Dodo is extinct but if you ask Elvis, he would tell you that a emu with a cleft pallet just spotted one over at Eskimo Joe's eating a mooseneck pie with a twizzler.

Speaking of Elvis, he said that he's been __________ while everyone thought he was dead. He appears nightly at ________.

[GoDenver]

Originally posted by PrimeTime2479

And sleeps in the ________ and ________ with the other clowns.

and sleeps in the barn and rolls around in pig turds with the other clowns.

one of the clowns, named El Geekalia has________________ and i heard Elvis actually ____________ and made it look like it wasnt him that did it.

[hugelynchfan]

Originally posted by GoDenver
and sleeps in the barn and rolls around in pig turds with the other clowns.

one of the clowns, named El Geekalia has________________ and i heard Elvis actually ____________ and made it look like it wasnt him that did it.

One of the clowns, named El Geekalia has the clap and I heard Elvis actually kissed her and made it look like it wasn't he that did it.

El Geekalia is married to the strongman, but has been bumping uglies with ___________ and is now pregnant with the spawn of ___________.

[RunByDesign]

Originally posted by hugelynchfan


El Geekalia is married to the strongman, but has been bumping uglies with ___________ and is now pregnant with the spawn of ___________.

El Geekalia is married to the strongman, but has been bumping uglies with Tony Gonzales and is now pregnant with the spawn of Satan.

[RunByDesign]

________ smokes ____ and gets really ______ and does some really stupid ______.

[GoDenver]

Originally posted by RunByDesign
________ smokes ____ and gets really ______ and does some really stupid ______.

dante hall smokes the tires on his hot wheel cars, and gets really made when someone steps on his racecar track and does some really stupid stuff like like wine, act like a girl... you know just like he does on the field basically, play the part of a punk rather than a professional.

if i had another ___________ i would roll it up, i would ______________ it up and i would ___________ it around

[hugelynchfan]

Originally posted by GoDenver
dante hall smokes the tires on his hot wheel cars, and gets really made when someone steps on his racecar track and does some really stupid stuff like like wine, act like a girl... you know just like he does on the field basically, play the part of a punk rather than a professional.

if i had another ___________ i would roll it up, i would ______________ it up and i would ___________ it around

if i had another booger, i would roll it up, i would wind it up and i would flick it around [/B]

Last night I went to a concert and saw __________. He breathed fire and shot flames out of his _________.

[RunByDesign]

Originally posted by hugelynchfan

Last night I went to a concert and saw __________. He breathed fire and shot flames out of his _________.

Last night I went to a concert and saw cornholio. He breathed fire and shot flames out of his arse.

[RunByDesign]

Your momma's so ________, she got up and ________ over at the _____ and ______ until she _____.

[GoDenver]

Originally posted by RunByDesign
Your momma's so ________, she got up and ________ over at the _____ and ______ until she _____.

your momma's so frikkin fine, she got up, dropped her panties and bent over right in front of my mouth and just leaned back until she was quite aware she had my "attention."

so i did her the favor of a lifetime, she ___________ and started ___________, one thing led to another and before you knew it, we were both ________________ until like noon the next day.

[horsesense]

so i did her the favor of a lifetime, she ___________ and started ___________, one thing led to another and before you knew it, we were both ________________ until like noon the next day.

she pointed, and started giggling,one thing led to another,and before you knew it we were both ROTFLOFAO untill like noon the next day..

[GoDenver]

jack n jill stole a _________, hauled ___________ to the middle of ____________ where they had a buyer, once the goods were old they ______________ and never got _____________

[dandaman23]

Originally posted by GoDenver
jack n jill stole a _________, hauled ___________ to the middle of ____________ where they had a buyer, once the goods were old they ______________ and never got _____________

stick of deodorant, it, nowhere, ate cheese, caught...

One day Adam and ______ were playing _______ when all of a sudden _______ came and _______.