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  • I can't play with myself, it's just not the same...

    So I'm sittin in front of the tv last night.

    Playing Madden....

    I'm alone, kid had just gone to bed...

    I'm in the video game chair...

    Playing Madden...
    All alone...

    And I passed out.

    I was there for like 3 minutes.

    3 Minutes after 9pm and I'm out like a light.

    I need a Madden buddy.


    Afterthought, shame on you all for thinking that I was going to post something nasty...c'mon!
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    *explode*

    need I say more?


    I've got the wii version, which is motion activated. So, I have fun playing with myself.


    ah, I missed the double entendres!


    If you take what I have to say seriously, then I'm embarrassed for you.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Broncofan-13 View Post
      *explode*

      need I say more?


      I've got the wii version, which is motion activated. So, I have fun playing with myself.


      ah, I missed the double entendres!
      So...after months and months of me holding up this here ABF forum...the big daddy returns, heh?

      It's okay...

      I will play with you...
      COPYWRITED MATERIAL Copyright © 1975 by Dr Velcro

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Fred the Bunny View Post
        So...after months and months of me holding up this here ABF forum...the big daddy returns, heh?

        It's okay...

        I will play with you...
        [/IMG]
        Yall been holdin down the fort? Time for some hilarious randomosity!

        I had a parrot who could speak, but he couldnt say "im hungry", so he died.

        I missed you all too.


        If you take what I have to say seriously, then I'm embarrassed for you.

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        • #5
          OMG double post!

          by the way, where is whodey? He in jail with the rest of his team? I told him to leave that parking valet alone....


          If you take what I have to say seriously, then I'm embarrassed for you.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Broncofan-13 View Post
            Yall been holdin down the fort? Time for some hilarious randomosity!

            I had a parrot who could speak, but he couldnt say "im hungry", so he died.

            I missed you all too.
            Yeah...we figured you pulled a Jimmy Hoffa on us.

            But...you're here now, aren't ya?

            Yayeee!!!


            Hey, check this out...I got this for LT when he gets in here today...ya think he'll lke it?

            COPYWRITED MATERIAL Copyright © 1975 by Dr Velcro

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Broncofan-13 View Post
              OMG double post!

              by the way, where is whodey? He in jail with the rest of his team? I told him to leave that parking valet alone....
              Well, I'm guesing now that YOU'RE here, Whodey will be on more often.

              He didn't really post all that much, dunno why he stopped, considering his gf like LIVES here.

              And leave it to good Ole Fred the Bunny to dish out ALL the latest gossip!
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Fred the Bunny View Post
                Yeah...we figured you pulled a Jimmy Hoffa on us.

                But...you're here now, aren't ya?

                Yayeee!!!


                Hey, check this out...I got this for LT when he gets in here today...ya think he'll lke it?
                HAHAHAH... awesome.

                he'll love it, thats actual size too, I'm guessin.


                If you take what I have to say seriously, then I'm embarrassed for you.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Broncofan-13 View Post
                  HAHAHAH... awesome.

                  he'll love it, thats actual size too, I'm guessin.
                  Well, my screen is 19", so to me...yeah, that looks about right.

                  BEEE's!

                  I HAVE to get some kind of work done today, BUT....I will be back later!

                  Glad you're back, btw...it's almost like JESUS's 2nd coming!

                  All the regulars are abuzz (pun intended).

                  I will be back....
                  Last edited by Fred the Bunny; 11-13-2007, 07:14 AM.
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                  • #10
                    lmao!


                    by the way, I'm like a cockroach. step on me all you want, but the only way you're gettin rid of me for good is with a can of raid.... or sensible posts.


                    Remember that old mexican proverb..... THEY CAN'T DEPORT US ALL!!!!!


                    If you take what I have to say seriously, then I'm embarrassed for you.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Broncofan-13 View Post
                      lmao!


                      by the way, I'm like a cockroach. step on me all you want, but the only way you're gettin rid of me for good is with a can of raid.... or sensible posts.


                      Remember that old mexican proverb..... THEY CAN'T DEPORT US ALL!!!!!
                      LMAO!!!!

                      YAYEEE!!!

                      So glad you are here...

                      Okay this time for real...I'll be back later on, promise.

                      COPYWRITED MATERIAL Copyright © 1975 by Dr Velcro

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Fred the Bunny View Post
                        Glad you're back, btw...it's almost like JESUS's 2nd coming!

                        All the regulars are abuzz (pun intended).

                        hahaha, probably more like the antichrist.

                        see ya when ya get back, V! :wave:


                        If you take what I have to say seriously, then I'm embarrassed for you.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Broncofan-13 View Post
                          OMG double post!

                          by the way, where is whodey? He in jail with the rest of his team? I told him to leave that parking valet alone....
                          Actually, I made trustee, so they let me out for a work release program during the day. I've been sneaking cigs back in every day since, and the guys have set up an internet connection for me, because I'm kind of a big deal in here now.




                          What's up dude? Glad to see you're still alive!
                          HEAR ME ROAR!
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                          Thanks to Freyaka for the great sig!

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                          • #14
                            Awesome.

                            It's about time someone was here to breathe a little life into this place.

                            I'm exhausted today, guys.

                            Bring on the hilarity. I need it.
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