Lawnmower DUI

[slick7]

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html

I thought everyone would get a laugh out of this.

I love how he kept taking big pulls off his beer even with the cop behind him.

He reminds me of an old neighbor of mine in North Carolina.

[Fred the Bunny]

"How long you been ridin?"

"About three weeks" (that's what I heard, anyways....lol!

Then....THEN he goes..."I been drinkin all day"

And He goes "If I don't get more beer, she's gonna stab me in the face,"

Dude, I about lost it at that point.

And was he standin up to get his wallet or take a wizz?

I couldn't tell, but it was hilarious.
Thank you.

[thatkidhunt]

O man, that was awesome! CP 4 that

He tells the Cop after Drinking right in front of him, and chucking his beer can to "Hold on a second" so he can stand on the lawnmower and drain his lizard.

" I KNOW MY RIGHTS, MY WIFE'S GONNA KICK YOUR @$$!!!"

"What it's illegal to mow the lawn?"

That was great.

[Bronco_Armada]

Every year in my home town dozens of fat hairy drunk men race lawn mowers around a track at the county fair. There are even pit crews

winner gets 2 grand (donated by random folks of the fair) But its tradition that they have always donated it to charity.

by the way funny stuff.

[Day1BroncoFan]

This guy is well... if I can't say anything nice I won't say anything.

[slick7]

Glad everyone got something out of this.
We all need to laugh more in our lives, even if it is at another persons expense. I'm going to watch it again.

[Den21-Bal19]

LMAO, that has got to be the slowest police chase in history, heck it even whoops OJ

[slick7]

Bumping this thread. I thought everyone could use a laugh.