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    I thought everyone would get a laugh out of this.

    I love how he kept taking big pulls off his beer even with the cop behind him.

    He reminds me of an old neighbor of mine in North Carolina.

  • #2
    "How long you been ridin?"

    "About three weeks" (that's what I heard, anyways....lol!

    Then....THEN he goes..."I been drinkin all day"

    And He goes "If I don't get more beer, she's gonna stab me in the face,"

    Dude, I about lost it at that point.

    And was he standin up to get his wallet or take a wizz?

    I couldn't tell, but it was hilarious.
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    • #3
      O man, that was awesome! CP 4 that

      He tells the Cop after Drinking right in front of him, and chucking his beer can to "Hold on a second" so he can stand on the lawnmower and drain his lizard.

      " I KNOW MY RIGHTS, MY WIFE'S GONNA KICK YOUR @$$!!!"

      "What it's illegal to mow the lawn?"

      That was great.
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      • #4
        Every year in my home town dozens of fat hairy drunk men race lawn mowers around a track at the county fair. There are even pit crews

        winner gets 2 grand (donated by random folks of the fair) But its tradition that they have always donated it to charity.

        by the way funny stuff.
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        • #5
          This guy is well... if I can't say anything nice I won't say anything.

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          • #6
            Glad everyone got something out of this.
            We all need to laugh more in our lives, even if it is at another persons expense. I'm going to watch it again.

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            • #7
              LMAO, that has got to be the slowest police chase in history, heck it even whoops OJ
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              • #8
                Bumping this thread. I thought everyone could use a laugh.

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