Bill Brasky

[sneakers]

Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!

[CinnaMunMun]

His poop is used as currency in Argentina!

[sneakers]

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!

(I hope me and Cinny aren't the only ones who knows Bill Brasky)

[Jazzman1987]

He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!

[CinnaMunMun]

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!

(I hope me and Cinny aren't the only ones who knows Bill Brasky)

His first name is Bill!!!!.....................I'm drunk.

[sneakers]

(I got this one off the internet)

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

[CinnaMunMun]

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[Jazzman1987]

He breastfeeds John Madden!

[sneakers]

Bill Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.

[Fred the Bunny]

Yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka.. and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi..

Brasky went public with his own buttocks.. and made $7 million.


Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits! He stomps and chews every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives.. except.. Fleagle!



He has a toenail on the end of his *****!

Brasky got his wife pregnant.. and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak..

The afterbirth was sauteed muchrooms!


Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!

[CinnaMunMun]

He makes brooms somewhere in Georga!

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

He date raped David Bowie

He framed Roger Rabbit!

Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.

[sneakers]

I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World, they were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed! So Brasky yells, "I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show!

[Fred the Bunny]

I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World, they were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed! So Brasky yells, "I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show!

It's official....

Coffee just spewed out my nose.



This one time, Bill Brasky and Jane Fonda were in the middle of a satanic blood orgy with Donna Reed, Lou Diamond Phillips & the entire cast of "Rent". In the middle of everything, Brasky gets up & tags in Satan...who then turned around and devoured their souls while Brasky ate a peanut butter and bananna sandwaich in the kitchen.

That Brasky, what a clown he is.

[CinnaMunMun]

One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

[sneakers]

Bill Brasky once breast fed a flamingo back to health.