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    A man was driving down a dirt road when he came over a hill and hit a sheep. Looking around he noticed that a shepherd was attempting to move his sheep to another pasture when he hit this particular sheep. The man decided to get out of the car and confront the shepherd. Upon getting out of the car he heard the shepherd say "man that was my best sheep!"

    The man apologized and the shepherd went on, "my best sheep what am I to do?!"

    The man then told the shepherd that he would do anything to replace this particular sheep. To this the shepherd perked up and said "really, well then bend over!"

    Cody
    Last edited by Elway4King; 07-12-2004, 11:15 PM.
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  • #2
    ^^^

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    • #3
      Can't beat Welsh jokes
      sigpic

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      • #4
        eeeeewwwwww!!!

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        • #5
          Re: Dead Sheep

          Originally posted by Elway4King
          A man was driving down a dirt road when he came over a hill and hit a sheep. Looking around he noticed that a shepherd was attempting to move his sheep to another pasture when he hit this particular sheep. The man decided to get out of the car and confront the shepherd. Upon getting out of the car he heard the shepherd say "man that was my best sheep!"

          The man apologized and the shepherd went on, "my best sheep what am I to do?!"

          The man then told the shepherd that he would do anything to replace this particular sheep. To this the shepherd perked up and said "really, well then bend over!"

          Cody
          You must originally be a sheep rancher from montana.....
          "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
          tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
          men."

          -- Samuel Adams

          sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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          • #6
            I was just helping that sheep through the fence, Officer. Honest!

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            • #7
              That's horrible Perry!!!! ....but so funny

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