THE LIVER IS EVIL...and it must be punished

[Nomad Broncofan]

Don't forget about your pancreas! Alcohol affects your pancreas just as much as the liver. I haven't been to a bar since my 10 year reunion in 2001. I like beer and hard liquor but I had to give it a backseat because I didn't know when to say enough.

[Peerless]

Went to a billiards bar...

Drank whiskey, vodka & rum...doubles all night.
Went to Steak n Shake, violated the bathroom from both ends and scared many people. Will never go there again, ever. Ever.

Lost my underwear.

Blacked out.

Woke up at home with hospital bracelet on.

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Went to go fishing. Took pint of Jack & case of beer.
Woke up with top down on car, passed out with pole cast over windshield in middle of a cornfield.

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There are many more....

Many, many, many more.....

Dang! lol

That is some serious craziness right thurrrr!

[Bronco_Armada]

My worse drinking story was in my senior year of highschool. I did not know how much I could drink, that and my pills had a major side effect.

Came home at 3 AM puked all over the floor, stairs, bathroom, hallway, bedroom.....

[Fred the Bunny]

Went to a billiards bar...

Drank whiskey, vodka & rum...doubles all night.
Went to Steak n Shake, violated the bathroom from both ends and scared many people. Will never go there again, ever. Ever.

Lost my underwear.

Blacked out.

Woke up at home with hospital bracelet on.

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Went to go fishing. Took pint of Jack & case of beer.
Woke up with top down on car, passed out with pole cast over windshield in middle of a cornfield.

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There are many more....

Many, many, many more.....

[Archimedes Owl]

I'm on a one year hiatus from drinking. It began in March. It'll end on St. Patricks Day.

I never drank that often, but I have had way too much to drink on tons of occasions. Luckily, I've never had a hangover. I threw up once when I was 19, but otherwise, I have always maintained myself well.

I drink LOTS of water to go with my alcohol because most hangovers are primarily dehydration.

The last time I drank, I went walking down Colfax and I invited a homeless guy along until he ran into some lady who was very short (probably 4'11"). She was somehow angry with him, so she came over and grabbed on my shirt and swung on my slieve like a monkey. I left them and went to a bar where I remember talking to some girl for quite awhile and talking about the lizard with a ladder on Alice in Wonder Land and about my lanky friend from highschool who I likened to this lizard.

I don't remember anything else except that she had black hair that went down to her shoulders. I got her number and erased it from my phone the next day because I didn't really remember her. I talked to a homeless guy a bit and gave him a bunch of old clothes that I didn't care for. It turned out that he went to my church, so I ended up seeing him later on.

I decided that getting that drunk means that anybody could take advantage of you. I decided that I would not drink for awhile.

Truth be told, it's worked out great for me. I still go to bars sometimes and talk to drunk people and it's fun, but I simply don't drink. I like being in control of myself. I'm lucky because a lot of people drink to feel confident and to drop their inhibitions, but I don't need alcohol for this, so I feel great.

I do miss the taste of some of my favorite alcohol. I love to smoke a good cigar or pipe tobacco and to drink cognac or scotch. And I like a good beer and good wine, but what I miss in the flavor, I make up for in the pocketbook because drinking is expensive. I can go dining and I can drink very little and feel happy to have spent much less. I do miss drinking sake at sushi joints and I plan on trying this pear cider at a local bar when I drink again.

Basically, I miss drinking a bit, but it's nice to have a break.

[MileHighStud]

Yeah a thread on drinking.......IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

I punched my liver right on the face.

[Kapaibro]

Drinking an entire bottle of Absolut vodka with your best friend, the night before a funeral, not good.

Going into a chat room whilst drunk, not good.

Trying to type the word vodka whilst drunk in the chat room, not good (it keeps coming out as vodak)

Drinking and virtual driving (Need for Speed) also not good

Winning your N4S race at 15 kph, very good!




Also bad, tequila.

[Dream]

Is a Dogma quote creative enough?

Metatron: So once he's done with the firstborn, Loki takes his friend Bartleby out for a post-slaughter drink. And over many rounds, they get into this discussion about whether or not murder in the name of God is okay. Now, Bartleby can run circles around Loki intellectually, not to mention that Loki's already half in the bag. And in the end, Bartleby convinces Loki to quit his position and take a lesser one that doesn't involve slaughter. So - very inebriated - Loki tells God he quits, throws down his fiery sword, and gives Him the finger. Which ruins it for the rest of us, because from that day forward, God decreed that all angels could no longer imbibe alcohol. Hence all the spitting.

Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?

Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.

On a side note, I have punished my liver a little too much - I'm not a fan of alcohol, I'm not legal to drink it - but that doesn't mean I ever have. I've passed out numerous amounts of times and I am a severe binge drinker. If there's a bottle of hard alcohol anywhere, you can guarantee it goes down with me and I go down with it.

I've had the equivalent to 20 drinks or so within an hour and a half of consuming my first. I'm just ridiculous, and I'm a failure. Maybe it's the mixture of being predominantly Russian, German and Irish along with stupidity. Who knows.

Edward 40 Hands can be a punisher too. . . in more ways than one.

[Bronco_Armada]

I am under the age of 21.

I'd like to say I've never had a beer.


I can say my liver is healthy.

My fiance is only 20 and she drinks vodka. No excuse


haha J/K

[CinnaMunMun]

clearly, you need to start drinking better beer. . . .








jared, glad you had a good weekend-- it's good to get your party on. . . .


i'd tell you all my creative ways of taxing my liver, but i don't want to crash the site. . .

Oh c'mon Dog, just give us one of your best ones.

[dogfish]

Those drinks in general tend to have a 5% alcohol content - the same as most standard beers do.

clearly, you need to start drinking better beer. . . .








jared, glad you had a good weekend-- it's good to get your party on. . . .


i'd tell you all my creative ways of taxing my liver, but i don't want to crash the site. . .

[Peerless]

Ok now I'm less impressed.


Those drinks in general tend to have a 5% alcohol content - the same as most standard beers do.

In fact, the amount of alcohol is about the same for one normal beer/malt beverage as is for one shot of most hard alcohol (40%) or a glass of most standard wine.

As you can see my knowledge of alcohol is limited.

[LordTrychon]

Actually just off to eat cookies and drink alcohol. News at 12? 1? 4? 9? We'll see.

The anticipation is killing me!

It's really a good thing for Broncomania that I don't have a laptop and highspeed wireless at home....

[LordTrychon]

Yeah I know good call.

To tell you the truth.. this might sound as womanish as ever, but I actually like the malted beverage drinks better (Mikes hard cranberry lemonade, twists)..

They have that flavor! It's like pop, and hardly any alcohol!

Ok now I'm less impressed.


Those drinks in general tend to have a 5% alcohol content - the same as most standard beers do.

In fact, the amount of alcohol is about the same for one normal beer/malt beverage as is for one shot of most hard alcohol (40%) or a glass of most standard wine.