THE LIVER IS EVIL...and it must be punished

[Jared]

Things we learned from this weekend:

* The alcohol absorption properties of Krispy Kreme donuts are are not inhibited when served by a Latin tranny at 10pm.

* My wife will drink beer all night. She apparently got game.

* The Broncos didn't want to play in the playoffs this year. In addition, they wanted to squash any future expectations of fans in Denver that they will continue to have winning seasons. Or maybe I let this board get in my head.

* "I've got a fever, and cowbell is my prescription." is just about the funniest thing Christopher Walken has ever said. Especially when repeated over and over and over during the course of a beer-fueled weekend. Chicken fried steak at a diner after drinking all day with sailors guarantees that you won't want to go running in the morning.


Tell us your creative ways of punishing your liver.

[LordTrychon]

I like to keep my liver in good shape... so I give it a nightly work out.


Nothing fancy though... just beer.

[Peerless]

I like to keep my liver in good shape... so I give it a nightly work out.


Nothing fancy though... just beer.

I am under the age of 21.

I'd like to say I've never had a beer.


I can say my liver is healthy.

[LordTrychon]

I am under the age of 21.

I'd like to say I've never had a beer.


I can say my liver is healthy.

Good for you!

Alcohol can be extremely dangerous, and it's not a great habit to pick up.

I had my first full beer when I was 18.

I didn't really drink on a regular basis until a few months before turning 21.

But the honest truth is that if you're not careful, it can be a bad habit to get into. I've become a much more habitual drinker (although I never drive anymore when I do) and it's made my sleep habits and insomnia worse.

Don't be in a rush to party.

[Peerless]

Good for you!

Alcohol can be extremely dangerous, and it's not a great habit to pick up.

I had my first full beer when I was 18.

I didn't really drink on a regular basis until a few months before turning 21.

But the honest truth is that if you're not careful, it can be a bad habit to get into. I've become a much more habitual drinker (although I never drive anymore when I do) and it's made my sleep habits and insomnia worse.

Don't be in a rush to party.

Yeah I know good call.

To tell you the truth.. this might sound as womanish as ever, but I actually like the malted beverage drinks better (Mikes hard cranberry lemonade, twists)..

They have that flavor! It's like pop, and hardly any alcohol!

[CinnaMunMun]

Went over to my friend's house after work.

-Monopoly is a much louder game when drinking. Oriental Ave. and St. Charles Place absorb spilt Jack Daniels very well considering their price. Shots were taken.

-Places such as Virginia Ave. start having replacement names. Such as Vag....you get it. Hillarity ensued. Shots were taken.

-Drunk people don't concentrate very well. After bank robberies by the banker (moi), faulty property distribution, and about one whole going around the board, we quit. Shots were taken.

-Making fun of Favre in front of female Packers fans hurts. Worth it. More shots.

-I can buy booze drunk (friend was driving) as long as I don't bust out in giggles.

-Baseline liquor does not have adult egg nog. They did have a sale on Crown Royal.

-Crown Royal is Canadian Whisky. My head does not fit in the little bag, much to my dismay. More shots.

-I play Mario Cart better whilst drunk. Shots were taken.

-We started goofing off. Shots were taken.

-Friends stopped me from having more shots.

-Note to self: Don't let friend pop popcorn while drunk. (He left the bag on). Shots were taken in secret.

-Burnt popcorn was left, in a bowl, in friends bedroom.

-Friends stopped me from taking more shots.

-Friends gave me a ride home.

-I came on here, like I always do.

and that, was my last drunken experience.

[LordTrychon]

Yeah I know good call.

To tell you the truth.. this might sound as womanish as ever, but I actually like the malted beverage drinks better (Mikes hard cranberry lemonade, twists)..

They have that flavor! It's like pop, and hardly any alcohol!

Ok now I'm less impressed.


Those drinks in general tend to have a 5% alcohol content - the same as most standard beers do.

In fact, the amount of alcohol is about the same for one normal beer/malt beverage as is for one shot of most hard alcohol (40%) or a glass of most standard wine.

[LordTrychon]

Actually just off to eat cookies and drink alcohol. News at 12? 1? 4? 9? We'll see.

The anticipation is killing me!

It's really a good thing for Broncomania that I don't have a laptop and highspeed wireless at home....

[Peerless]

Ok now I'm less impressed.


Those drinks in general tend to have a 5% alcohol content - the same as most standard beers do.

In fact, the amount of alcohol is about the same for one normal beer/malt beverage as is for one shot of most hard alcohol (40%) or a glass of most standard wine.

As you can see my knowledge of alcohol is limited.

[dogfish]

Those drinks in general tend to have a 5% alcohol content - the same as most standard beers do.

clearly, you need to start drinking better beer. . . .








jared, glad you had a good weekend-- it's good to get your party on. . . .


i'd tell you all my creative ways of taxing my liver, but i don't want to crash the site. . .

[CinnaMunMun]

clearly, you need to start drinking better beer. . . .








jared, glad you had a good weekend-- it's good to get your party on. . . .


i'd tell you all my creative ways of taxing my liver, but i don't want to crash the site. . .

Oh c'mon Dog, just give us one of your best ones.

[Bronco_Armada]

I am under the age of 21.

I'd like to say I've never had a beer.


I can say my liver is healthy.

My fiance is only 20 and she drinks vodka. No excuse


haha J/K

[Dream]

Is a Dogma quote creative enough?

Metatron: So once he's done with the firstborn, Loki takes his friend Bartleby out for a post-slaughter drink. And over many rounds, they get into this discussion about whether or not murder in the name of God is okay. Now, Bartleby can run circles around Loki intellectually, not to mention that Loki's already half in the bag. And in the end, Bartleby convinces Loki to quit his position and take a lesser one that doesn't involve slaughter. So - very inebriated - Loki tells God he quits, throws down his fiery sword, and gives Him the finger. Which ruins it for the rest of us, because from that day forward, God decreed that all angels could no longer imbibe alcohol. Hence all the spitting.

Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?

Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.

On a side note, I have punished my liver a little too much - I'm not a fan of alcohol, I'm not legal to drink it - but that doesn't mean I ever have. I've passed out numerous amounts of times and I am a severe binge drinker. If there's a bottle of hard alcohol anywhere, you can guarantee it goes down with me and I go down with it.

I've had the equivalent to 20 drinks or so within an hour and a half of consuming my first. I'm just ridiculous, and I'm a failure. Maybe it's the mixture of being predominantly Russian, German and Irish along with stupidity. Who knows.

Edward 40 Hands can be a punisher too. . . in more ways than one.

[Kapaibro]

Drinking an entire bottle of Absolut vodka with your best friend, the night before a funeral, not good.

Going into a chat room whilst drunk, not good.

Trying to type the word vodka whilst drunk in the chat room, not good (it keeps coming out as vodak)

Drinking and virtual driving (Need for Speed) also not good

Winning your N4S race at 15 kph, very good!




Also bad, tequila.

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

I punched my liver right on the face.