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  • rcsodak
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    A little girl and her father were walking along the shore when she noticed a dead seagull at the edge of the water. She asked why it was there and her dad replied "it's up with GOD, now".
    After a couple seconds, the little girl wrinkled up her face and asked, "so did HE throw it back?"

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  • ReleaseTheBeast7
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    Originally posted by THE SHIELD
    Love it, that was my kind of joke
    Thats cuz Chief fans laugh as stupid jokes cuz their still upset about CP running all over their ass.

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  • horsesense
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    What up D? Hows it goin?

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  • THE SHIELD
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    Originally posted by horsesense
    thanks you, thank you.

    Love it, that was my kind of joke

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  • horsesense
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    thanks you, thank you.

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  • orangenblue420
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    that was definately retarded

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  • NJBRONCOSFAN
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    haha....ok, well, i'll be back in a lil, it's time to take my lunch. peace!

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  • horsesense
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    I know that was cheesy huh, but Im sittin here bored doin what you do best?




    Clock watchin!!!!!!

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  • NJBRONCOSFAN
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    you are officially the king of cheese

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  • horsesense
    started a topic Joke!

    Joke!

    A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.

    She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.

    Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.

    The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.

    After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"

    He hadn't, and said so.

    Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."

    Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

    Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly

    "No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

    "Well, What is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.

    The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson."

    "Batteries?" cried the wife.

    "Yes," he replied.


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    She sells C cells by the sea shore
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