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  • How Many 5 Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    My score was 30.

  • #2
    I got 30 as well. I attribute my success to my willingness to use children as weapons against the other ones.

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    • #3
      Until the traffic dies down this page has been temporarily disabled, please check back in an hour or two
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      • #4
        Originally posted by *Atwater* View Post
        AHHH man! It's cause it made it to the front page of Digg and got slammed with traffic.

        I'll see if I can at least get the questions.

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        • #5
          Ok just for your amusement, since the site can't score your answers, here are the questions.

          Part 1. Physical Ability

          What's your body type?

          * Overweight
          * Slim/Slender
          * Average Body
          * Athletic
          * Very Muscular / Body Builder

          How's your reach of your arms?

          * I have a fairly good reach - my arms are nice and long
          * Average Reach
          * I have short, stumpy arms

          Which best describes your sense of balance:

          * I'm not very balanced, I sometimes have trouble standing on one foot or staying upright on a snowboard or exercise ball
          * My balance is average, I'm no gymast but I don't fall over easily, either.
          * I have excellent balance

          How high can you kick?

          * I don't know / not very high
          * 2-3 feet
          * More than 3 feet

          How tall are you?

          * Very short
          * Short
          * Average
          * Tall
          * Very tall

          How old are you?

          * 0-12
          * 13-20
          * 21-35
          * 36-55
          * 55+

          Part 2. Experience and Training

          Do you have any martial arts experience?

          * None
          * A little
          * A few years worth
          * I am highly skilled at martial arts

          In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?

          * None
          * 1-2
          * 3-7
          * 8 or more

          Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?

          * Yes
          * No

          Have you ever been trampled? (by a horse, at a rock concert, etc)

          * Yes
          * No

          Part 3. Moral Compass

          If desperate in a fight, would you resort to biting and/or eye-gouging? (Do you fight dirty?)

          * Yes
          * Maybe
          * No

          How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?

          * This is so wrong - these are children for pete's sake. I don't think I could fight them, even in self defense.
          * I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win
          * To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten

          During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

          * No
          * Depends on if he/she attacked me first
          * Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win

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          • #6
            You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by *Atwater* View Post
              You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.
              And just think the three of us could woop up on 92 five year olds at the same time. That's amazing.

              I say we get drunk and head out to a playground.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by // / yardo View Post
                And just think the three of us could woop up on 92 five year olds at the same time. That's amazing.

                I say we get drunk and head out to a playground.
                I can only take 29. I'm a wussy.

                I was hurt by the fact that I've never been in a real fight.

                DESPITE being a highly trained martial artist.

                I suppose I should've counted the ones in tournaments.


                Count me in! 121 little kids are gonna be crying like BABIES!
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                • #9
                  Whoot... 31 !!! *laughs*

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by // / yardo View Post
                    And just think the three of us could woop up on 92 five year olds at the same time. That's amazing.

                    I say we get drunk and head out to a playground.
                    Im in.
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                    • #11
                      I could see it now the cops come were drunk and there are 121 little kids laid out on the ground.
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                      • #12
                        23 for me. My physical skills aren't up to par but I would have no problem using kids as weapons or throwing cheap shots. Whatever it takes to win!


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                        • #13
                          Sheeet! 21?.....I could whup more five year old ass when I was five.....It's cause they let 'em wear a cup, I'm tellin you, I'd open a 55gallon drum of whup ass if I could kick 'em in their little baby nuts......

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                          • #14
                            Michael Jackson could take hundreds of kids in a fight because he would just reach in their pants and pull out the cups then kick them there!


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                            • #15
                              29...

                              Is that good enough for the playground? Lets go.

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