dreams

[Zmabe]

i had a dream i was trapped inside of a tornado and it was blowing me around and smashing stuff. it was kinda scary i guess.

[hugelynchfan]

Tom Nalen and Champ Bailey went to Africa to hunt on safari. They got seperated from the rest of the group and were walking and looking for them. All of a sudden, this gorilla comes out of his cave towards them. Nalen sat down, pulled off his backpack, and fished out his running shoes. Champ looked at him and said, "Fool, you can't outrun that gorilla!" Tom looked at him and said, "Screw the gorilla, all I gotta do is outrun you!"

[Elway4King]

Speaking of koalas, I currently have a koala infestation in my apartment. Man its the cutest little infestation ever. I come home, turn on the lights and the little boogers scury under my chairs. I'm like "come back koalas we can all be friends." I don't think they speak English. Wait! There went one into my solarium. They love that eucalyptus.

By the way, it's not gorilla racing you need to worry about. It's gorilla armwrestling that's tough. They will rip your arm off and then if that ain't bad enough they eat your face! Then they poop in their hand and eat your face again! Because there is only six things a gorilla knows: 1) break arms 2) drive trucks 3) arm wrestle 4) eat faces 5) throw poop 6) eat poop.

Cody J. Esquire

[hugelynchfan]

I think I could outrun the koala but I don't know about the gorilla!

[dandaman23]

I used to always have this dream about a Gorrila and a Koala Bear chasing me through Asia...And I would always have to cross this wooden bridge, one of those ones that just hang there..And it was only when I was like 5 or 6 so it was really scary..LOL..

[hugelynchfan]

Luckily, it's not happened yet! LOL If I get too much older, I won't have to worry about it!

[Zmabe]

man that would suck to actually happen lol.

[hugelynchfan]

Giving a presention and getting "wood" while giving the presention and not being to hide it because there is no podium, only a microphone stand...:o

[Zmabe]

those dreams do sound pretty freaky lol.

[Zmabe]

this is a spin off of the other dream thread. i just wana hear your freakiest dreams or scariest nightmares. mine was i was a lady (im really a guy) and i was under water my chest was ripped open and i was in the third person perspective and i opened my eyes but when i did blood poured out but i left my body and went to the surface went back down and some paramedics came to get me then i woke up. really really freaky.