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    The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

    The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.

    "Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.

    Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said.

    The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

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  • #2
    where do i sign?


    • #3
      You dont need any of it.. Your perfect the way you are now...


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        • #5
          After being a military brat all my life, I personally wouldn't go under the knife of a military plastic surgeon...Though I almost did...

          Hehe...I almost got a Belly Button Job!

          Why? Because a military doctor botched up a straightforward laporoscopy and appendectomy. He felt bad that my belly button looked funny after that, and that he had been wrong with his diagnosis of me...Said that I could pick any shape I wanted. I decided to go ahead & stick with my regular ol' shape & just get it repierced with a pretty.


          • #6
            Originally posted by PrimeTime2479
            Yeah have it done and then go to war 6 months later, only to have acid or tear gas splashed in your face!


            • #7
              Re: Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army

              [QUOTE]Originally posted by ozzy_osbourne
              [B] the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.

              Would you let a rookie surgeon from the military perform plastic surgery on you? NOT!!!


              • #8
                A female Sgt that I work with just had it done. Now I look forward to work!
                "Hey that's great, but who are the Chefs?" - Snickers commercial