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*** is up with people these days?
They'll probably just blame it on a mental issue or something...Comment
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That's just weird!!Originally posted by WhoDeyBengals View Post
What a sick biatch!!!! When I hear crap like this, I just imagine what I would do to someone who did that to my girls.Originally posted by The Hamburgler View Post
They'd scream for death, LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before I was done with them!!
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Bound to it by natural means?!
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She sat ON HIS TOILET for 2 years... you don't think she has a mental issue???Originally posted by B4Bronco6 View PostsigpicComment
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Oh, no doubt.Originally posted by redbirdy80 View Post
I have soooo many questions about this story:
1. Her legs were atrophied - was she morbidly obese or something?
2. How did she actually sleep?! I mean, I guess she got used to sitting there after a while, but that first week or so... how?
3. Why didn't her boyfriend do something oh... two years ago?
4. How often did she eat? I mean, if her man had a job, she must have skipped a meal or two, right?
5. How many freakin' parasites were living on her?! Good God, that means TWO YEARS WITH NO SHOWER! Maybe he bathed her?
It just boggles the mind.
And finally...
When she gets out of the hospital, where is she going to go?HEAR ME ROAR!
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so she ate the same place she pooped?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Well, I don't know about the rest, but as far as this goes, I'm sure that no matter WHAT you weigh, if you don't use your muscles for 2 years, they're done for...Originally posted by WhoDeyBengals View Post
My biggest question is the same thing Trych commented on...
Fused to the toilet seat by natural means? WTH does THAT mean?
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Well, you know how if you're wearing shorts, and you sit down on a chair that's covered with vinyl, and then you get up after a few minutes and you have to peel the back of your thighs from the chair? Now imagine sitting there for two years!!!Originally posted by redbirdy80 View PostWell, I don't know about the rest, but as far as this goes, I'm sure that no matter WHAT you weigh, if you don't use your muscles for 2 years, they're done for...
My biggest question is the same thing Trych commented on...
Fused to the toilet seat by natural means? WTH does THAT mean?
I just can't help but keep thinking that if I sit on the john for 15 minutes, how my legs go numb!!!!Comment
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Kansas, huh?
There is a part of me that thinks her husband abused her, she went to the john to stink about it, got stuck and figured it was better to sit there than take the crap her husband gives her. She probably slept there that whole night and, being obese, nessled into the porcelain comfort of her new flound friend. Her hubby figured leaving her there for punishment, he goes to work, tcontinues to live his daily routines, thanksgiving, he Colts win the superbowl, year two, what's that smell, ect.
What's worse, what happens that first urge to tinkle or poop. I wanna see that thought bubble!Originally posted by WhoDeyBengals View Post
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Ok this story is just WAY too weird. 2 years on the toilet? Now THAT is a serious case of constipation.
Then I get this in an email today.
:usa: *** God Bless Our Military Men And Women*** :usa:
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must be an article straight out of the weekly world news!!!Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69 View PostOk this story is just WAY too weird. 2 years on the toilet? Now THAT is a serious case of constipation.
Then I get this in an email today.
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I live 40 miles south of witch. and its all over the news.....kind of weird...Originally posted by WhoDeyBengals View PostComment
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Ok, another article about this that I read this morning said that her skin had GROWN AROUND the seat.Originally posted by redbirdy80 View PostWell, I don't know about the rest, but as far as this goes, I'm sure that no matter WHAT you weigh, if you don't use your muscles for 2 years, they're done for...
My biggest question is the same thing Trych commented on...
Fused to the toilet seat by natural means? WTH does THAT mean?
Again, all I really can say is.
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