Redbirdy needs a new motto.

[LordTrychon]

Who wants to help?


We were having a conversation, and she said 'Always be prepared... that's my motto!'


And then she realized that she'd actually PLAGIARIZED that one from the Boy Scouts (I didn't realize she'd been one).


So she needs a new motto.


Here's my thought -


"Only listen to the voices when they ask nicely."


Everyone feel free to chip in!


CPs to the best answers!


(i.e. the ones that have me rolling on the floor)

[CinnaMunMun]

"Remember to contact a doctor if symptoms last for longer than 4 hours"

[jetrazor74]

I only do what the voices in my head tell me to.

Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. -Jack Handy

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left

I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose

See no evil, hear no evil and date no evil

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut

Those are my submissions!!!

[Ravage!!!]

"the truth only hurts, if it gets you slapped"

[saltybuggah]

if it itches.....

scratch it.....

if what you scratched bites you.....

you've got more issues to worry about than just an itch

[LordTrychon]

Just came up with this...



"You're not clean until you're Marshmallow clean"




Don't ask.


I don't know either.

[2 Minute Warning]

I'm a fan of Maxine....

A few ideas here.

http://screamofcrop.tripod.com/max.html

[calibroncogrl47]

Well, I'm not creative enough right now to think of my own..but here are some I can across:


and my all time favorite...

[Elway]

One I kind of like:

If you always do what you have always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.

or...


I care, but it is on a microscopic level.

[hardcorebronco]

He (She) who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly fingers...

[Raiderfan76]

SEX IS LIKE A YO-YO IT HAS its ups and DOWNS

[Ravage!!!]

"there are 3 types of people. Those that make it happen, those that let it happen, and those that say 'what the hell just happened?'

[LarryDean]

Liquor in the Front Poker in the Rear

Well that mite not work for Red but it works for me !!

[Elway]

There not much in the world that a tazer gun can't fix.

[Flatlander Fan]

"Always wear protection"

It follows the be prepared line of thought...