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    Five questions:

    If today you thought you were 76, how old would you be?

    If you have two American coins that add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel what coins are you holding?

    A man and his two sons are trying to get across a river in a boat that can carry only 200 lbs before capsizing. The problem is that the dad weighs 200 lbs and each son weighs 100 lbs and none of the three can swim. How can they all get to the other side of the river using this boat?

    A plane carrying 50 Canadians and 50 Americans crashes right smack dab on the border between the United States and Canada. Both countries claim equal rights to the passengers and the plane left from France earlier that morning. Both countries have asked you to mediate their dispute over where to bury the survivors. What is your answer?

    Does a bear really sh1t in the woods?

    Cody J. Esquire
    Last edited by Elway4King; 08-02-2004, 11:43 AM.
    "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
    "These people need me." Zack Morris
    "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
    "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
    "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
    "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
    "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
    "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
    "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
    "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
    "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

    LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

  • #2
    Interesting answers I have recievied. Does anyone have a clue or do you all just not want to think?

    Cody J. Esquire
    "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
    "These people need me." Zack Morris
    "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
    "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
    "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
    "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
    "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
    "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
    "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
    "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
    "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

    LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

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    • #3
      I know on the plane one, you wouldn't bury survivors.

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      • #4
        Re: Brain Teasers Come on you Plebs try 'em!

        Originally posted by Elway4King
        A man and his two sons are trying to get across a river in a boat that can carry only 200 lbs before capsizing. The problem is that the dad weighs 200 lbs and each son weighs 100 lbs and none of the three can swim. How can they all get to the other side of the river using this boat?
        The two sons go across first. Then one stays on the other side and the other one floats back across for the dad. Then the dad goes across by himself. Then the other son goes back for the one that went back before, then they both go across again and all three are on the other side........if that makes sense.

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        • #5
          Re: Brain Teasers Come on you Plebs try 'em!

          Originally posted by Elway4King
          If you have two American coins that add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel what coins are you holding?
          A nickel and a quarter. The quarter is not a nickel.

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          • #6
            Awesome, how about the first one? Feel free to put up any that you know since they always interest me.

            Cody J. Esquire
            "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
            "These people need me." Zack Morris
            "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
            "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
            "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
            "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
            "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
            "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
            "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
            "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
            "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

            LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

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            • #7
              Re: Brain Teasers Come on you Plebs try 'em!

              Originally posted by Elway4King


              If today you thought you were 76, how old would you be?

              I would be 15...
              WE ARE WHO THEY THOUGHT WE WERE

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              • #8
                Re: Re: Brain Teasers Come on you Plebs try 'em!

                Originally posted by dandaman23
                I would be 15...
                And still to young to buy porn!

                Cody J. Esquire
                "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
                "These people need me." Zack Morris
                "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
                "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
                "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
                "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
                "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
                "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
                "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
                "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
                "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

                LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

                Comment


                • #9
                  Originally posted by Elway4King
                  Awesome, how about the first one? Feel free to put up any that you know since they always interest me.

                  Cody J. Esquire
                  I used to know a whole bunch of these, but have forgotten them. The only one I remembr is pretty easy:

                  If a rooster laid an egg on top of a triangle rooftop, on the exact apex of the triangle, and the eggcame out upright, which way would the egg roll?
                  Last edited by Diggler; 08-02-2004, 04:54 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Re: Re: Brain Teasers Come on you Plebs try 'em!

                    Originally posted by Elway4King
                    And still to young to buy porn!

                    Cody J. Esquire
                    Ya, but its free on the internet!
                    WE ARE WHO THEY THOUGHT WE WERE

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Elway4King
                      Awesome, how about the first one? Feel free to put up any that you know since they always interest me.

                      Cody J. Esquire
                      Here's some that I've heard over the years:

                      How many birthdays does an average person have?

                      How far can someone walk into the woods?

                      Why can't a man from Georgia be buried west of the Mississippi River?
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                      "Today's the tomorrow that you should've feared yesterday."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ohio Broncos
                        How many birthdays does an average person have?
                        One.

                        I'll have to think about the other two.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Diggler
                          I used to know a whole bunch of these, but have forgotten them. The only one I remembr is pretty easy:

                          If a rooster laid an egg on top of a triangle rooftop, on the exact apex of the triangle, and the eggcame out upright, which way would the egg roll?
                          Yeah, I forgot about that one. Roosters don't shoot eggs out their butts.

                          Cody J. Esquire
                          "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
                          "These people need me." Zack Morris
                          "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
                          "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
                          "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
                          "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
                          "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
                          "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
                          "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
                          "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
                          "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

                          LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ohio Broncos

                            How far can someone walk into the woods?
                            Isn't it half way because once you're there you are leaving the woods.

                            Cody J. Esquire
                            Last edited by Elway4King; 08-02-2004, 06:34 PM.
                            "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
                            "These people need me." Zack Morris
                            "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
                            "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
                            "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
                            "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
                            "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
                            "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
                            "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
                            "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
                            "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

                            LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ohio Broncos


                              Why can't a man from Georgia be buried west of the Mississippi River?
                              Is it because he's living?

                              Cody J. Esquire
                              "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
                              "These people need me." Zack Morris
                              "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
                              "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
                              "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
                              "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
                              "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
                              "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
                              "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
                              "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
                              "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

                              LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

                              Comment

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