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  • JasonVSPortis
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    whys that?......... .................. .............

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  • Elway4King
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    Originally posted by JasonVSPortis
    i give that movie a 2 outta 10....I dont have a thumb in my arse, but im starting to be terrified that u r looking somehow


    -Man who is covering arsehole with duct tape because elway is near
    Have fun pulling it off when your dad gets home! Off to watch "Flashpants."...

    ...putz.

    Cody J. Esquire

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  • JasonVSPortis
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    i give that movie a 2 outta 10....I dont have a thumb in my arse, but im starting to be terrified that u r looking somehow


    -Man who is covering arsehole with duct tape because elway is near

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  • Elway4King
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    Originally posted by JasonVSPortis
    looks like u are the type of person that would no how to get ur fellows johnson up, and how u give the oral angle perfectly...man DO NOT i repeat do NOT bring ur homoerotic talking to this forum, go back to

    HOW A REAL MAN LIKES HIS MEAT
    by Elway

    -Person who is afraid of Elways intentions
    Man I like porn. That's all I was trying to say. It's an art form. And yet somehow you pulled your thumb out of your rear long enough to think I have homosexual intentions. Plug it back and move along while I watch "One Flew Over the Cookoos Breast."...


    ...putz.

    Cody J. Esquire

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  • JasonVSPortis
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    looks like u are the type of person that would no how to get ur fellows johnson up, and how u give the oral angle perfectly...man DO NOT i repeat do NOT bring ur homoerotic talking to this forum, go back to

    HOW A REAL MAN LIKES HIS MEAT
    by Elway

    -Person who is afraid of Elways intentions

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  • Elway4King
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    Originally posted by JasonVSPortis
    horror is an art for sure. U obviously have no clue how hard it is to direct a horror film. Try getting the perfect angles, the precis weapon, the right persona of the villian, this all takes a lot of effort. and (sorry to say) intelligence.


    -Person with intelligence, unlike elway
    Much like porn? Have to get the right trollop. The perfect angle. The perfect 10 inch Johnson. Great lighting for those oral close ups. Much the same...


    ...putz.

    Cody J. Esquire

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  • JasonVSPortis
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    horror is an art for sure. U obviously have no clue how hard it is to direct a horror film. Try getting the perfect angles, the precis weapon, the right persona of the villian, this all takes a lot of effort. and (sorry to say) intelligence.


    -Person with intelligence, unlike elway

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  • Elway4King
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    Originally posted by JasonVSPortis
    i never go to hot topic...the place scares the hell outta me!
    im not a goth as well, im just a dedicated person to the art that is horror movies. I dont carry a chain wallet. and to answer your question i have exactly $4.50 cents!


    -Has his head out of his a$$, unlike elway
    The art that is horror movies? Who am I talking to here Chainsaw? You're late for Mr. Shoop's class. Now take your f*cking sunglasses and get your head out of my a$$ because there's only room for one...


    ...putz.

    Cody J. Esquire

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  • JasonVSPortis
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    i never go to hot topic...the place scares the hell outta me!
    im not a goth as well, im just a dedicated person to the art that is horror movies. I dont carry a chain wallet. and to answer your question i have exactly $4.50 cents!


    -Has his head out of his a$$, unlike elway

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  • Elway4King
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    Originally posted by JasonVSPortis
    interesting questions......................FROM A COMPLETE MORON!!


    -Just kiddin
    Ooh, a putdown from a Jason, Freddie, and Slipknot fan. I've met people like you and you're all a bunch of winners. Are you one of those guys that dresses in all black with a chain attached to your wallet to protect the $3.00 you have left from your last "Hot Topic" paycheck...

    ...putz?

    Cody J. Esquire

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  • JasonVSPortis
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    interesting questions......................FROM A COMPLETE MORON!!


    -Just kiddin

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  • Chronic_Toker
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    Originally posted by Elway4King
    A man builds a four-sided house in perfect rectangular shape so that all four sides have a southern exposure. As the man is looking at his newly built home a bear walks up and kills him. What color is the bear?

    Cody J. Esquire

    Although this is probably a trick question, I'm gonna guess anyway. I'd say the bear would have to be white because the house must be at the north pole.

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  • Chronic_Toker
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    Originally posted by Elway4King
    Two people are playing chess, they play five games and both end up with the same record. There are no draws or stalemates. How is this possible?

    Cody J. Esquire

    They are not playing each other.

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  • Elway4King
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    A man builds a four-sided house in perfect rectangular shape so that all four sides have a southern exposure. As the man is looking at his newly built home a bear walks up and kills him. What color is the bear?

    Cody J. Esquire

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  • Elway4King
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    Two people are playing chess, they play five games and both end up with the same record. There are no draws or stalemates. How is this possible?

    Cody J. Esquire

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