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    Two Tennessee farmers, Steve and Joe, are sitting at the favorite bar, drinking beer.

    Steve turns to Joe and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.'

    Joe thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

    The next day, Steve goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

    'Logic?' Steve says. 'What's that?'

    The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

    'Yeah.' 'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
    'That's true, I do have a yard.'

    'I'm not done,' the dean says.
    'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

    'Yes, I do have a house.'

    'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

    'Yes, I have a family.'

    'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.

    'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

    Excited to take the class now, Steve shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Joe at the bar.

    He tells Joe about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

    'Logic?', Joe says, 'What's that?'

    Steve says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

    'No.'

    'Then you're a queer'.

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    thats funny stuff right there
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    • #3
      Originally posted by KozmicKlown View Post
      Two Tennessee farmers, Steve and Joe, are sitting at the favorite bar, drinking beer.

      Steve turns to Joe and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.'

      Joe thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

      The next day, Steve goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

      'Logic?' Steve says. 'What's that?'

      The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

      'Yeah.' 'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
      'That's true, I do have a yard.'

      'I'm not done,' the dean says.
      'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

      'Yes, I do have a house.'

      'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

      'Yes, I have a family.'

      'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.

      'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

      Excited to take the class now, Steve shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Joe at the bar.

      He tells Joe about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

      'Logic?', Joe says, 'What's that?'

      Steve says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

      'No.'

      'Then you're a queer'.


      If this offends anyone. Please message me. I will delete this.

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      • #4
        does this have to do with 4/20 at all?

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        • #5
          Crap. I don't own a weed eater.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by CinnaMunMun View Post
            Crap. I don't own a weed eater.
            *giggles to self*

            ah.....see, this is what's so illogical about "logic"

            i don't own a weedeater either...

            also, i don't have a yard, or my own house.......

            BUT

            i do have a family...a little girl, etc...

            SO....i have broken the rules already

            oh yeah...that's right.
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            • #7
              I've actually got 2 weed eaters..

              What does that mean?

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              • #8
                I don't care who you are, that there is funny. I love these kind of jokes....reminds me of home.

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                • #9
                  When I move out of the dorms and into my first apartment, the very first purchase is going to be a weedeater. I can't go on with everyone making assumptions about me!!
                  I adopted Peanut!!!
                  Adopted by *Atwater*!!!

                  I'm UNDEFEATED at Broncos games!!!!

                  12/06/09 @ Kansas City: W 44-13


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dandaman23 View Post
                    I've actually got 2 weed eaters..

                    What does that mean?
                    LMAO! I have 2 as well and was going to ask the same question.

                    Since this is a family show, I'll refrain from my immediate thought.
                    :usa: *** God Bless Our Military Men And Women*** :usa:

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69 View Post
                      LMAO! I have 2 as well and was going to ask the same question.

                      Since this is a family show, I'll refrain from my immediate thought.
                      Logic says since you have two weed eaters....

                      That I must assume you have a large yard....

                      With a grown boy to use the other one...

                      And since you have a grown boy....

                      you must have a car for him....

                      which means you pay extra for insurance...

                      which means you cannot afford a new flat panel plasma TV...

                      Logic tells me if you have two weed eaters, you cannot own a nice tv.

                      I love logic.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KozmicKlown View Post
                        Logic says since you have two weed eaters....

                        That I must assume you have a large yard....

                        With a grown boy to use the other one...

                        And since you have a grown boy....

                        you must have a car for him....

                        which means you pay extra for insurance...

                        which means you cannot afford a new flat panel plasma TV...

                        Logic tells me if you have two weed eaters, you cannot own a nice tv.

                        I love logic.
                        wooooowwwwww . . . . . and all this time i thought he was just a MAC DADDY
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by dandaman23 View Post
                          I've actually got 2 weed eaters..

                          What does that mean?
                          Not only are you straight, but you're a freakin' hoss. You can kinda almost give Chuck Norris a run for his money.
                          I adopted Peanut!!!
                          Adopted by *Atwater*!!!

                          I'm UNDEFEATED at Broncos games!!!!

                          12/06/09 @ Kansas City: W 44-13


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