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  • #16
    Originally posted by Rocky Palmer
    Don't know if this is really a fact, but it is guaranteed that if I'm in the bathroom the phone will ring or someone will knock on the front door...LOL.
    Speaking of bathroom humor. It's guaranteed that when I really need to go it will plop the water and leave my hole wet. This causes a problem when I have to wipe because the TP falls apart. Anyone else have this problem?

    Cody J. Esquire
    "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
    "These people need me." Zack Morris
    "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
    "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
    "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
    "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
    "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
    "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
    "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
    "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
    "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

    LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Elway4King
      Speaking of bathroom humor. It's guaranteed that when I really need to go it will plop the water and leave my hole wet. This causes a problem when I have to wipe because the TP falls apart. Anyone else have this problem?

      Cody J. Esquire
      I use paper towels instead of toilet paper.
      Bigger, Stronger, Better.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by The Dark Knight
        I use paper towels instead of toilet paper.
        Bigger, Stronger, Better.
        True, there's nothing like the hand of Mr. Brawny wiping your rear.

        Cody J. Esquire
        "I'm not arrogant either but I am as close to being an expert on the game as anyone on this site will ever get." Zack Morris
        "These people need me." Zack Morris
        "Yes, [Vick] has a cannon. But he's also accurate." Zack Morris
        "I've sat and watched Vick throw more accurate passes than most of the starting quarterbacks in the leaue on a weekly basis." Zack Morris
        "COMPLETION PERCENTAGE DOES NOT INDICATE HOW ACCURATE A QUARTERBACK IS." Zack Morris
        "McNairs WRs make him look a hell of alot better than he really is." Zack Morris
        "The Titans have arguably the best receiving core [sic] in the NFL." Zack Morris
        "Charlie Joiner was not that good." Zack Morris
        "Lynn Swan [sic] is generally regarded as one of the most overrated players in the hall...BUT OVERRATED PLAYERS MADE IT IN ALOT BACK THEN." (Swann inducted in 2001) Zack Morris
        "With Harrison, Wayne, and another able TE on his own team, I have my doubts [Jason] Witten will do that maybe in a couple of years." Zack Morris
        "Neener neener!" Zack Morris

        LONG LIVE THE EXPERT!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Elway4King
          Speaking of bathroom humor. It's guaranteed that when I really need to go it will plop the water and leave my hole wet. This causes a problem when I have to wipe because the TP falls apart. Anyone else have this problem?

          Cody J. Esquire
          Hahaha, there is a way to prevent this from happening...simply break off a few squares of tp and fold them over and place them in the target zone in the toilet and when your 'unak' dives in, it'll be like an olympic diver (no splash). Remember not to put the tp in until right before dropping it.


          The earth is but one country and mankind it's citizens
          Baha'u'llah

          "Everyone takes turns making mistakes in poker. The trick is to skip your turn."
          Mike Caro

          "The all-in play works every time but once"


          You can observe a lot just by watching.
          Yogi Berra

          every year.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Elway4King
            Speaking of bathroom humor. It's guaranteed that when I really need to go it will plop the water and leave my hole wet. This causes a problem when I have to wipe because the TP falls apart. Anyone else have this problem?

            Cody J. Esquire
            The recent conversational topic leaves something to be desired.

            Nuff said...

            Not as lean & Not as mean.. but damn proud to claim the title of (former) U.S. Marine
            ~DBMAdsf Llaus @T m0 P^~

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Rocky Palmer
              Don't know if this is really a fact, but it is guaranteed that if I'm in the bathroom the phone will ring or someone will knock on the front door...LOL.
              I always get interupted during the games seems to never fail.
              So I tend to turn the ringer on the phone to "off":p

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              • #22
                My phone goes nuts every Sunday. Between the guys in my fantasy league calling every time someone on their team scores and the influx of Jets fans I have to deal with. They call me because I'm an impartial voice and I try to make them feel better when their beloved Jets lose.

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                • #23
                  This is back to the odd facts...

                  Did you know that 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions?
                  My other love...
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                  305 HP / 273 TQ / SH-AWD / 6MT

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Chronic_Toker
                    This is back to the odd facts...

                    Did you know that 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions?
                    atleast it's not an outragous number, like 8 out of 10 people


                    The earth is but one country and mankind it's citizens
                    Baha'u'llah

                    "Everyone takes turns making mistakes in poker. The trick is to skip your turn."
                    Mike Caro

                    "The all-in play works every time but once"


                    You can observe a lot just by watching.
                    Yogi Berra

                    every year.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Chronic_Toker
                      This is back to the odd facts...

                      Did you know that 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions?
                      LMAO - I didnt catch that right away -

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