Best Burns/ putdowns/ comebacks.

[ebsoria]

Seinfeld was one of the all time best!!!! Kramer was my main man, but I loved most of the cast.

This could lead to another fun thread.....after all, I need a break from GD and the "sometimes" repetitive nature of that place....:hammer:

Canadian's can read english????

[Overtime]

6 years ago my former best friend and his fiancee` at the time were having this huge fight, and ended up breaking up.

anyhow, they were arguing, and so she asked him why she should stick around and continue to let him treat her like crap, and all this moron could think to say was

"the sex is great"

and she says "whose opinion is that? yours, or the whores you screw around with behind my back?"


i had to put my hand over my mouth and pretend to cough when I heard that one.

needless to say he had that pitiful look of defeat on his face as she walked out the door and out of his life for good.

that's as harsh as I've heard during a break up, usually most girls know the guy is in pain enough, but to throw that out there...damn, that's hitting below the belt, even if he did deserve it. (which he did, cause he treated her like dirt, and she treated him like a god.)

he went into self-destruction mode after she left.

got 2 dwi's on top of the 12 he already had in the previous five years, got arrested for breaking and entering to his ex's parents home and kidnapping the pugs they once shared, that she took with her when she left. Got sent to prison for 5 years for his 14th DWI, broke his hip real bad in a motorcycle accident (when he had a suspended license) right before he went to prison.

[CanDB]

Canadian's can read english????

Oui............

[CTM]

Seinfeld was one of the all time best!!!! Kramer was my main man, but I loved most of the cast.

This could lead to another fun thread.....after all, I need a break from GD and the "sometimes" repetitive nature of that place....:hammer:

Lol Seinfeld rules, one of the most underrated characters on there is David Putty.

"Yeah thats right"

Just the way he says it is hilarious.

The K man is my favorite followed by George in a close second.

[jetrazor74]

Okay, simple concept, I only ask that you dont direct them to specific people on the boards, this is simply a place to learn the wittiest and snappiest phrases you can use in your daily life.

(Unfortunately, I cannot be responsible for any bodily injury as a result of you using these phrases)


So heres a good one I actually used, my sister was driving me back from college and in her car she had her music on and started singing

So I said "Who sings this song"

"OneRepublic"

"Ya ya, lets keep it that way."

Yes I stole it from family guy! One of my favorite all time family guy scenes and I can never find it on youtube.

Anyway

Have at it!

That comeback is MUCH older than family guy. I was using it in high school in the early 90's. I'm sure it's older than that.

The jerk store called and their all out of you

That's okay, because you're their top selling model.

[kmcgough25]

Lol Seinfeld rules, one of the most underrated characters on there is David Putty.

"Yeah thats right"

Just the way he says it is hilarious.

The K man is my favorite followed by George in a close second.

You're going straight to hell.---that was a freaking awesome episode

[Chris Wade]

Nice pants shame they didn't have them in your size. Wow that's a great picture of you . Is it OK if I use it to make my kids behave ?

[KozmicKlown]

Phillip Rivers is smarter than you.

[Chris Wade]

Phillip Rivers is smarter than you.

I'll take that as a compliment considering it comes from a guy named "kozmiklown"

[saltybuggah]

"you mean to tell me outta a million sperm, YOU were the fastest ??"

[KozmicKlown]

I'll take that as a compliment considering it comes from a guy named "kozmiklown"

No. Your gay.


By the way, these are actually all supposed to not make sense. That is the funny part.

[RealBronco]

"Oh yeah, well I just had sex with your wife"!!!!!!!

"..........his wife's in a coma...."

I was playing World of Warcraft one time, and I was participating in a BattleGround. Things were kinda slow, we were just standing around, so a discussion ensued. Someone spouted off something about how "Nobody who plays WoW has ever even seen a woman, or ever had sex."

Me: "That's not true. I know plenty of people who play WoW and have sex. Myself included."

Someone else: (a few moments later) "Haha probably some fat (rhymes with witch)."

Me: "Don't talk about your mother like that, young man."

It just came out of nowhere, it was awesome.

[email protected] smack.

[Chris Wade]

No. Your gay.


By the way, these are actually all supposed to not make sense. That is the funny part.

Have you been dating the boy in the picture long ? You guys make a cute couple. If you're shooting for not making sense you're way off target. Those are about as direct of an insult as you can get.

[West]

Check the sig.

Yeah I know i'm a badass.