What would you do with a million dollars?

[CTM]

Just thought I'd ask, and if you're wondering, yes, I watched Office Space in the last 24 hours.


And of course doing 2 chicks at the same time is implied

[chazoe60]

This is easy. I would move to Maui. I would buy a fixer upper house near the water and my wife and kids and I would fix it up and live forever in paradise. Of course I would have to get NFL sunday ticket so I could still see all the Bronco games.

[West]

Easy. Go to Vegas and spend it all on strippers.

[LordTrychon]

I'd buy a million powerball tickets. I hear it's a solid investment. :salute!:

[draco193]

Buy up a ton of real estate. Let my old roomates dad do the development, and watch the dollars roll back in.

[Missin#7]

Buy a house on a lake! And a big boat!

[Overtime]

buy me this Russian mail order bride.



not because I can't find a woman, but because if I can't understand what the hell she's saying, then I can't get pissed off at her when she starts cussing at me and call me all kinds of names, all I'll be able to do is laugh, shrug my shoulders, and say "what in the hell did you just say?"



buy me a $200,000 house about 50 miles north of Pensacola Beach, FL

spend my days on the beach with the Russian Bride, and drink long island ice teas, and gross out all the beach goers with some really nasty beach sex.

And I'd use one of them water balloon sling shots and take coffee filters filled with dog poop, and sling them at fat people.



invest the rest into something that gives me a profitable return, so I'd never have to work again.

[West]

buy me this Russian mail order bride.



not because I can't find a woman, but because if I can't understand what the hell she's saying, then I can't get pissed off at her when she starts cussing at me and call me all kinds of names, all I'll be able to do is laugh, shrug my shoulders, and say "what in the hell did you just say?"



buy me a $200,000 house about 50 miles north of Pensacola Beach, FL

spend my days on the beach with the Russian Bride, and drink long island ice teas, and gross out all the beach goers with some really nasty beach sex.

And I'd use one of them water balloon sling shots and take coffee filters filled with dog poop, and sling them at fat people.



invest the rest into something that gives me a profitable return, so I'd never have to work again.

First of all:


Second of all.. I live about 15 miles north of Pensacola Beach.

[getlynched47]

I would buy a strip-club...............then secretly build a Chucky-Cheese playhouse inside.......and then invite Adam Pacman Jones to come and "play"

[Bronco51]

Easy. Go to Vegas and spend it all on strippers.

You didn't say it right. You're supposed to say you'll go to sin city and 'make it rain' all over dem hoes!!!!!!!!

[Southstander]

I would give ATLEAST 100,000 to charites, invest, go to Boston to see the Red Sox, by some screaming fast cars.







Or I would pay Bowlen all of it to be able to kick him in the nuts for firing Coach Shanahan.

[Peerless]

I'd retire, and invest every penny of it.

[jetrazor74]

I'd retire, and invest every penny of it.

What a boring, lame ass response you came up with!!! :clap:

[CanDB]

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a house ( I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love

If I had a 1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous!

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH!


Just made that up......pretty quick eh.......

Actually now that I read it, I`m going to re-think my post.

[Peerless]

What a boring, lame ass response you came up with!!! :clap:

While I'll be enjoying my retirement, I'll make sure to prank phone call you at work! :thumb: