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  • The official super important debate threads- Edition: Chuck Norris vs. James Bond

    Ultimate ruggedness vs Ultimate sophistication.

    One always gets the girl, the other can roundhouse kick an elephant to death.

    Chuck Norris or James Bond, James Bond or Chuck Norris.

    My gut tells me to go with Chuck Norris but I have to admit, I feel like his legend as been artificially inflated. James Bond, well to be honest he's what every guy wants to be, Suave, sophisticated, plays with awesome spy equipment and always very seductive for the ladies.

    Garrr... This is tough and I know I'm probably going to catch flack for it but I'm going to have to go with 007.

    Oh, and the results from last weeks debate is final, Easy Mac beat out Cup o Noodle by 1 vote. Thanks again for participating.

    Next week we will discuss which is a better pet, Cats or Dogs, I know lame premise but I'm running out of ideas.

    EDIT: Chazoe60 has given me the idea of a debate between Coke and Pepsi, this will be next week instead of cats vs dogs.

    You can PM me with an idea for one of these, and I'll consider putting it in.

    Let the insanity begin :salute!:
    Chuck Norris
    James Bond

    The poll is expired.

    Last edited by CTM; 01-29-2009, 05:23 PM.
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  • #2
    Chuck would whip that British booty. 007 is only cool because of his cool gadgets.


    • #3
      Can 007 roundhouse kick you yesterday?
      Does 007 have another fist underneath his beard?
      Can 007 bring an animal back to life and then roundhouse kick it, killing it, just to prove the good 007 giveth and the good 007 taketh away?

      Game over.
      Chuck wins.
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      • #4
        James Bond doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Chuck Norris.


        • #5
          You guys are proving my point in that Chuck's legend has been artificially inflated.

          All I'm saying is that Bond is the ultimate at getting the girl. Plus he gets to save the world.

          So Chuck can round house a few guys, Bond can blow up satellites in outerspace.
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          • #6
            The debate ends with this: Chuck Norris does not need a pen that turns into a gun to kick your ass, he just needs his foot. Chuck Norris wins in a landslide.


            • #7
              Does Chuck Norris have theme music?

              'Nough said.


              • #8
                Chuck Norris FTW :salute!:


                • #9
                  James Bond

                  Look its like this even though the internet would suggest different Chuck Norris is like a B movie of Arse whoop...

                  While James Bond is Lord of the Rings....
                  Last edited by LarryDean; 01-30-2009, 07:08 PM.
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                  • #10
                    Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to be 'artificially inflated'. He is what he is.

                    I've never liked James Bond.

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                    • #11
                      Chuck Norris is the All-American , apple pie guy. James Bond is a liar (as per being a secret agent) and womanizer. Who's gonna win ? The man's vote will be split and the girls will all go for Chuck. Having a non glamorous "regular" girlfriend also wins Chuck votes.
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                      • #12
                        I vote for The Doctor.

                        Could Norris or Bond wipe out the worst threat this universe (or any) has ever seen - the Daleks? Not once, not twice, but mutliple times???

                        I think not!


                        • #13
                          Walker Texas Ranger FTW!!


                          • #14
                            James Bond is a little euro wanker compared to Chuck.

                            One roundhouse kick and game over.


                            • #15
                              *Roundhouse kick*

                              Don't **** with Chuck.

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