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    When Clinton was still President, he returned after a weekend trip home to Arkansas, and stepped from the helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying 2 Arkansas-bred hawgs.

    At the bottom of the steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply and said, "Fine looking pigs, sir!".

    Clinton turned and glared at the boy. "Son, don't you know I'm from Arkansas? These ain't pigs, they're hawgs."

    The marine replied, "This Marine begs the COMMANDER IN CHIEF'S pardon, sir. Fine looking hawgs, sir!"

    Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed.

    The President went on, "Thank you son. You see this one here?" He nodded to the hawg under his right arm. "I got this one for Chelsea."

    Then he nodded to the hawg under his left arm. "This one here, I got for Hillary."

    At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said, "Outstanding trades, sir."

    Nuff said...

    Not as lean & Not as mean.. but damn proud to claim the title of (former) U.S. Marine
    ~DBMAdsf Llaus @T m0 P^~

  • #2
    that wasn't funny at all so why am I laughing

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    • #3
      LOL!

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      • #4
        Dude, Perry, your little animated stick figure thing is awesome.
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        • #5
          LOL!!

          Gotta love the Marines!
          Thanks for the memories, John. We will always remember you.

          You look great in Canton! Perhaps I'll get to see you some day...

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          • #6
            Nice one Nola!!
            "Hey that's great, but who are the Chefs?" - Snickers commercial


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            • #7
              ... Excellent... I think you deserve a reward .... a cigar ?
              Just talk slowly please... I'm French

              GO BRONCOS


              (Sig made by Snk16)


              (thousands of bisous for Thundergirl, une fille du tonnerre !!!)

              My adoptee-a-fan are THE GIRLIES :kiss:

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              • #8
                make it a cuban
                Go Broncos, Capitals, and Orioles



                Thanks SNK16

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                • #9
                  Semper Fi
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                  • #10
                    whoooo rahhhhhh

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                    • #11
                      One...Two...Three...Four...!!!
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