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    My life has become boring recently. Now many are saying "No, not possible", "Housemouse too cool". Well aside from being a banana and being full of potassium, it's true. I thrive off of funny things I do. Without it, I die.

    So to everyone, I need your help. I need something very funny to do, preferably with at least two people involved. My previous accomplishments range from dressing up as a banana, running around the corner of a building and five seconds later have a gorilla come running after me, in DC. I have sat in the banana section of giants hoping that one day a human will purchase me and make me into banana pudding.

    But, until then, I need you guys to think of something funny I should do. Like, if you saw something that was ****ing hilarious, what would it be? I'm pretty much down with doing a lot of stuff.

    Oh and I can't go skydiving as a banana, already asked..... Racist bastards.







    Ok well please help me.

    -Your old friend

    A friggin banana
    Last edited by housemouse; 03-25-2009, 03:35 PM.

  • #2
    You should get a girlfriend.




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    • #3
      Originally posted by Broncos6FTW View Post
      You should get a girlfriend.




      How much?

      Bleh.

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      • #4
        Well, as a banana you could rent a cabana in Havana and split. That work??
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        • #5
          Originally posted by housemouse View Post
          How much?

          Bleh.
          Here in Vegas they go for about 25 bananas?

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          • #6
            Hey looky housemouse is on post 666, hurry up & make a wish!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Broncos6FTW View Post
              Here in Vegas they go for about 25 bananas?
              I guess I can afford.


              Some of my previous work;
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur0LENvY5TE

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              • #8
                Originally posted by housemouse View Post
                I guess I can afford.


                Some of my previous work;
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur0LENvY5TE
                Nanerpus FTW!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Broncos6FTW View Post
                  Hey looky housemouse is on post 666, hurry up & make a wish!!!
                  Well I saw it just in time.

                  I wished for a wishbone.
                  Then if I broke it and got the longer part I could wish for something.

                  Much more exciting that way.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by housemouse View Post
                    Well I saw it just in time.

                    I wished for a wishbone.
                    Then if I broke it and got the longer part I could wish for something.

                    Much more exciting that way.
                    So... what did you wish for?!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Broncos6FTW View Post
                      So... what did you wish for?!
                      One of those old Volkswagen hippie vans.

                      Imagine a banana driving one.

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                      • #12
                        Is this badass enough for you?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LarryDean
                          You should practice the fine arts of cannibalism my friend....

                          Throw yourself into a blender with some ice cream thus making a Banana milkshake...At that point You can drink yourself and will have mastered self mutilation .... If that is not bad ass my friend then I dont know what is .....

                          If you need more advise on "What to do plz feel free to ask"
                          How would I turn the blender on if I throw myself in it?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by housemouse View Post
                            One of those old Volkswagen hippie vans.

                            Imagine a banana driving one.
                            Yeah, that wouldnt look suspicious at all...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by housemouse View Post
                              How would I turn the blender on if I throw myself in it?
                              Buy one with a remote?

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