Wonder what it takes to give more then 100%??

[ebsoria]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[str8jacket]

I was hoping it was more of a question.

My response would be...."Unethical things"

We think alike i suppose

[ebsoria]

I was hoping it was more of a question.

My response would be...."Unethical things"

We think alike i suppose

I supposed we do, don't we? :salute!:

[Mount-n-Groan]

I was hoping it was more of a question.

My response would be...."Unethical things"

We think alike i suppose

U-N-E-T-H-I-C-A-L T-H-I-N-G-S
21+14+5+20+8+9+3+1+12 + 20+8+9+14+7+19 = 170%

Just sayin'

Maybe that's why we never hear anyone say "I gave it 170%" - because it's so over the top that everyone knows that it's BS (and/or likely unethical).

More disturbing is the "I gave it a million percent". A million? Really? That's a lot of BS, or effort vampirism, or a lot of words, or something.

[Peerless]

I like this.

Thanks. :thumb:

[ebsoria]

I like this.

Thanks. :thumb:

So I get the B4 official seal of approval? Thanks!! :thumb:

[CoryWinget81]

Being a "Crybaby" only nets you 78%

[ebsoria]

Being a "Crybaby" only nets you 78%

Hmm... Cutler reference?

[CoryWinget81]

Hmm... Cutler reference?

I'll never tell

[str8jacket]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

str8jacket=19+20+18+8+10+1+3+11+5+20=115

Oh yes.

[ebsoria]

I'll never tell

Well... just imagine if he were a "crybaby" withe the right "attitude"?!?

[CoryWinget81]

Well... just imagine if he were a "crybaby" withe the right "attitude"?!?

Not a flame, just the first thought that came to my head, so don't get mad:

"If "If's and but's" were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas!"

[ebsoria]

Not a flame, just the first thought that came to my head, so don't get mad:

"If "If's and but's" were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas!"

No flame taken... but I'd like a nice Chistmas this year.

[Peerless]

So I get the B4 official seal of approval? Thanks!! :thumb:

Yes, yes you do. :thumb:

[Mount-n-Groan]

Yes, yes you do. :thumb:

The B4 Seal of Approval was so... "this morning".

Apparently, we've moved in to a new era... the Age of Peerless!

P-E-E-R-L-E-S-S
15+5+5+17+12+5+18+18 = 95% = not bad. :thumb: